then whilst looking into the boot a gun was put to the back of his neck, a blindfold put around his head and he was dragged into a car shaq, after what felt like hours of driving shaq was pulled from the car and his blindfold was removed and in front of him was a familier face walking from the shadow of a building shaq stutterd "i thought i killed you " the reply was"you killed my brother now i kill you ".........

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... Shaq pulled a gun out of nowhere and put a bullet between his eyes
the lifeless body collapsed on the floor which started to crack....

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.. whilst the body hit the floor, shaq let off a round on the fellow gang members and muttered "let the bodies hit the floor". Shaq then removed the wallet and car keys out of bill"s brothers pocket and strolled out the door...

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...outside were 2 police cars checking out was was going on, shaq pulled his gun and aimed it at one of the officers heads...

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........the officer ducked, stuck the gun from under the door and fired at point blank range. shaq ripped through the door with the bullets and took aim at the next officer who backed away and he dived in to the car as he looked up a bullet pierced the window and tore through the officers skull like a pick axe to an apple.
shaq wheel spun out of the drive in the parked up porsch and took off down the road. about half a mile away an american muscle car pulled up behind him ramming the bumper. shaq looked in the mirror and saw a shadow through the tainted windows.......

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...looking closer through the window he saw a very old lady who smiled friendly at him, of course Shaq wsn't so friendly so he...

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...so he looked closer and realised it was a man wearing a face mask and that happy smile was infact a sly grim smile. After feeling the impact shaq sped up and threw a sharp left down a narrow dirt road only to be followed by this mystery person..

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"Shaq wasn't so friendly so he looked closer"
very unfriendly

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... suddenly they were both stopped by 5 more trucks, Shaq expected them to
be on the side of the mysterious person...

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i have an idea why don't you try to write a paragraph or two of the story instead of just half a fuckin sentance?!?

so shaq responds :"fuck you PantericA, what are you doing here in this story?" he proceeds to beat the shit out of PantericA, but just before giving him the last blow, PantericA...

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PantericA fortunatly got the upper hand on shaq and did some sort of kung-fu karate shit on shaq. so shaq is laying there half dead from getting beaten by PantericA. and PantericA stole his stuff and drove off in his car with the 5 trucks chasing him. shaq was left on the side off the raod with masked man. who knows what happened to him.

so now there is PantericA drivin down the road with 5 fuckin trucks chasin him. and he doesn't know why they are chasin him. so PantericA floors the fuckin car. luckily the trucks had full loads of shit in the back and could not exceed more than 70 mph. so PantericA out runs the trucks on the back roads and comes to dead end with a river running south that blocks the road. what does PantericA do?........

PantericA pulled his mask of and it was..... SHAQ
shaq put a mask of himself on PantericA and a mask of PantericA on himself
so that the readers would be fooled.
Anyway, Shaq ran into the lake but he fell down the giant waterfall due
to the extreme force of the water.
Shaq fell a the way down, unconscious, woke up and...

(phew, that's more than a sentence this time )

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*kreator dont become a story writer u suck enormous penis at it*

...once again shaq had been dreaming and wakes up and looks at his job at hand which is getting away from the masked man in the car behind him. After taking several blows to the back of his car he swurves off the road into a tree. With the car stopped and banged up against the tree shaq looks towards the car that was chasing him only to see it stopped and empty 50 yards away..

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shut up, you suck too at it

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but it really wasnt emty because soon green banana men (haha!) poured out of it, all fucked up off of ether, amyls, and datura innoxia. the drugged mob then proceeded to....

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The banana men begin double anal double oral on shaq while he lays drowning in his own semen. And after a few hours of extreme anal pounding he gains enough strength to get up and begin to run into the forest but hes is leaving a trail of banana cum thats easy to follow....

because for some odd reason, it glows as bright as...

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neon-shit, so there you go... the banana men chase the train of neon-flourescent cum that came from Shaq's ass and run off into the sunset.

meanwhile, pubichairz is at home making his plans to conquer the world, but first he has to....

(yeah yeah, the good old ftt threads!)

beat off to his two cats having sex, then, his inspiration comes after his mom makes him mini bagels filled with...

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