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Old 2003-07-29, 06:33
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Grindcore from real doctors!!

this is their site: http://www.thecountymedicalexaminers.com

some of their lyrics:

Procumbently drifting, propelled by a jetting zephyr of decompositional gas
Waterlogged, yet buoyant, the corpse teems with algae—fresh water insects amass
Distended with caustic carbon dioxide and repellent hydrogen sulfide
A swollen miasma of inflated cavities slowly leaking sulfur dioxide…

A plume of white froth bubbling from bleached submersion-wrinkled lips
Skin sloughing from the bloated abdomen to shriveled pruned fingertips
The decedent’s last meal, rich in carbohydrates, aerate the swollen digestive track
Bobbing on the surface, the corpse eructs volumes of acerbic odoriferous gas…

…Gaseous bloatation…
…Repugnant refloatation…
…Nauseous eructation…

Excessive egression of sour effluvium ends the stage of Primary Floatation
Spent carcass sinks while putrefactive bacteria breed more fumes for postmortem levitation
Fatty tissues deliquesce and necrotic vapor is produced in order to assuage
The process of Decomposition who demands another crude refloat: the Secondary Stage…

there's even a 60 year old doctor in their band!!
pretty cool and original band if you ask me!
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Old 2003-07-29, 07:01
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Yeah, I've heard about these guys. A friend told me about them, never checked them out though.
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Old 2003-07-29, 15:21
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I honestly think that its a joke. The bands real, but they just put of pictures of some doctors. If its not fake then I will be really impressed. They music isnt bad either if your into grind.
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Old 2003-07-29, 15:33
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This is actually very interesting lyrics. This song sings about how a toxicologist can tell the time of death by a strange liquid in someones eye.



Between the deceased eyeball’s crystalline lens and retina
A clear gel-like mass that constitutes 80% of the eye
This volume of lubricious fluid is named vitreous humor
And can tell the toxicologist relatively when someone died…

The unblinking eyes of the stinking corpse…
Reveal time of death of the forensic sort…
Vitreous humor so oily and viscous…
Make the stiff a posthumous eyewitness…

Hours after death, body potassium levels rise
Vitreous humor is not affected by this change
We can test the ocular fluid for an accurate PMI
The toxicologist will compare it against the normal range…

Hypodermics filled with watery slime…
From eyeballs to test tubes, ocular grime…
Toxicologists measure potassium levels…
From the decedent’s vitreous humor samples…

…Disgusting muck…
…Optic gunk…
…Punctured orb…
…Eyeball gore…

Perspicaciously evaluating the toxicologists findings
Illuminating the dead with a method so blinding
Glomming the fluid from the posterior compartment side
Determining PMI from the postmortem faculty of sight…

…The sunken eyeball…
…Has secrets to tell…
…With its vitreous gel…
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Old 2003-07-30, 13:03
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hmm, seems logical that their pictures aren't real since they didn't put their real names on the site

but still cool lyrics ey
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Old 2003-07-30, 14:02
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They are real doctores. Thoes are NOT their real names. They cant use thier real names because they could be fired for bringing negative attention to where they work which could get them fired. Read this interiew for more info about it: http://perso.wanadoo.fr/braindead/interview-tcme.htm
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Old 2003-07-31, 06:07
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that's really cool, since the bass player was 60
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Old 2003-07-31, 06:09
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60?! What a machine.
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Old 2003-07-31, 06:33
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too bad they don't play live
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Old 2003-07-31, 09:19
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