2003-07-30, 14:40
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Fuck Off And Die!
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Fuck NS Black Metal
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2003-07-30, 14:48
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chad
Fuck! Did anyone else get a view of Slayme's "tub girl" link before he changed it in that spammers thread?
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You've never seen tubgirl before? Geez, i think ive been tricked into going to it at least 5 times... that and goatse.  |
2003-07-30, 14:52
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Hehe, sorry Chad. I tried to take it down as soon as I saw that he had viewed it but I guess I was just a bit slow on it.
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2003-07-30, 15:06
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No worries man. At least that sad excuse for a sentient being clicked on it.
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I'll kill Ya, You Bastard!
- Sadistik Exekution
Fuck Off And Die!
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Fuck NS Black Metal
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2003-07-30, 15:22
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Originally posted by slayme_returns
Alright then, I see alot of people on and no one saying anything.
How is everyone today?
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im lovely
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2003-07-30, 16:37
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Originally posted by Mofoism
im lovely
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Just keep telling yourself that.
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
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2003-07-30, 16:39
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why do i have to keep telling myself im lovely, when i already knew that.
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2003-07-30, 16:48
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Whats the "tub girl"? Tell me before I go searching google. The laxatives didn't kick in untill about 10 hours later (probably due to the big dinner I had). I was walking home and had to haul ass for half a block and took the biggest shit of my life. I feel good. 
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2003-07-30, 16:58
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it's about frickin time!
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2003-07-30, 17:45
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Haha, finally. That's good to hear. Go Darko!
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2003-07-30, 19:36
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I am a tax on the world..
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i can't sing.
whoa, i worked out my back, and damn it so sore, it like pops out.
i look so big.  
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2003-07-30, 21:10
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I'm trying to get in shape but its going slow. My workout today consisted of puking my lungs out 6 times this morning. (too much vodka last night). Good for your abs.
My puke looked so cool. I think I'm dying. I puked out stretchy strans of blood and some black colored intestines. I looked closely and they were all shredded up and looked mucusy and rubbery. And there were like red strans of blood wrapped around each shredded piece. Its hard to explain so I'll post up a pic tomorrow when I puke. Its gotta be that DXM shit. bad bad bad.
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2003-07-30, 21:11
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Quote:
Originally posted by Darko
Whats the "tub girl"? Tell me before I go searching google.
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two words: projectile diahrea (sp?)... or something similar. On a similar note, take it easy on the laxatives.
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
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2003-07-30, 21:14
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I am a tax on the world..
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Quote:
Originally posted by metal=life
I'm trying to get in shape but its going slow. My workout today consisted of puking my lungs out 6 times this morning. (too much vodka last night). Good for your abs.
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heh, i ran for 2 hours today, and i don't feel a thing except fatigue.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2003-07-30, 21:17
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Quote:
Originally posted by metal=life
Its gotta be that DXM shit. bad bad bad.
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two words : dumb cunt. seriously now, stop taking that SHIT. if you want a buzz smoke a fatty.  |
2003-07-30, 21:24
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I know...I haven't done it in a long time. And most stores around here took it off the self anyways. All I need are dank nugs and golden cap shrooms.
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2003-07-30, 21:25
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or a golden cap of oil
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2003-07-31, 17:31
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words to the wise... dont get a tattoo on your hand... it fucking hurts... alot... ahhhh 
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2003-07-31, 18:26
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I am a tax on the world..
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eh, i don't even like tattoos.
I GOT KALMAH, SWAMPSONG!!!!!ahhhhh, yes...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2003-08-01, 10:35
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how is it?
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