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Old 2003-07-30, 14:40
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Fuck! Did anyone else get a view of Slayme's "tub girl" link before he changed it in that spammers thread? I will likely never be able to have an erection again. <------- Most appropriate use of this smiley. Ever!
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Old 2003-07-30, 14:48
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Fuck! Did anyone else get a view of Slayme's "tub girl" link before he changed it in that spammers thread?


You've never seen tubgirl before? Geez, i think ive been tricked into going to it at least 5 times... that and goatse.
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Old 2003-07-30, 14:52
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Hehe, sorry Chad. I tried to take it down as soon as I saw that he had viewed it but I guess I was just a bit slow on it.
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Old 2003-07-30, 15:06
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No worries man. At least that sad excuse for a sentient being clicked on it.
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Old 2003-07-30, 15:22
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Alright then, I see alot of people on and no one saying anything.


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im lovely
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Old 2003-07-30, 16:37
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im lovely


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Old 2003-07-30, 16:39
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why do i have to keep telling myself im lovely, when i already knew that.
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Old 2003-07-30, 16:48
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Whats the "tub girl"? Tell me before I go searching google. The laxatives didn't kick in untill about 10 hours later (probably due to the big dinner I had). I was walking home and had to haul ass for half a block and took the biggest shit of my life. I feel good.
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Old 2003-07-30, 16:58
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Old 2003-07-30, 17:45
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Haha, finally. That's good to hear. Go Darko!
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Old 2003-07-30, 19:36
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whoa, i worked out my back, and damn it so sore, it like pops out.
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Old 2003-07-30, 21:10
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I'm trying to get in shape but its going slow. My workout today consisted of puking my lungs out 6 times this morning. (too much vodka last night). Good for your abs.

My puke looked so cool. I think I'm dying. I puked out stretchy strans of blood and some black colored intestines. I looked closely and they were all shredded up and looked mucusy and rubbery. And there were like red strans of blood wrapped around each shredded piece. Its hard to explain so I'll post up a pic tomorrow when I puke. Its gotta be that DXM shit. bad bad bad.
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Old 2003-07-30, 21:11
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Whats the "tub girl"? Tell me before I go searching google.


two words: projectile diahrea (sp?)... or something similar. On a similar note, take it easy on the laxatives.
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Old 2003-07-30, 21:14
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I'm trying to get in shape but its going slow. My workout today consisted of puking my lungs out 6 times this morning. (too much vodka last night). Good for your abs.

heh, i ran for 2 hours today, and i don't feel a thing except fatigue.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-30, 21:17
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Its gotta be that DXM shit. bad bad bad.


two words : dumb cunt. seriously now, stop taking that SHIT. if you want a buzz smoke a fatty.
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Old 2003-07-30, 21:24
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I know...I haven't done it in a long time. And most stores around here took it off the self anyways. All I need are dank nugs and golden cap shrooms.
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Old 2003-07-30, 21:25
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Old 2003-07-31, 17:31
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words to the wise... dont get a tattoo on your hand... it fucking hurts... alot... ahhhh
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Old 2003-07-31, 18:26
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eh, i don't even like tattoos.


I GOT KALMAH, SWAMPSONG!!!!!ahhhhh, yes...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-08-01, 10:35
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