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Old 2003-07-28, 16:31
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i agree... whats with all these fucked "stories" haha all bullshit
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Old 2003-07-28, 16:50
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no, she was outragelously stupid, and cum dry's clear, so she prolly jsut thought it was something the chair did.


What the hell are you cumming? It's white, looks like a deodarant mark.
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Old 2003-07-28, 18:10
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haven't you guys ever seen dryed cum? it doesn't matter how white it is, it'll dry clear, and just get sticky.
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Old 2003-07-28, 18:32
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Depends on what surfaces...but on dark linen or something it leaves a white residue.....not extremely white, but it's there.
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Old 2003-07-28, 18:50
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ya know, i think ya'll should stop talking about semen.
it's disgusting.

i can't wait till tomorrow for Kalmah's new cd!
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Old 2003-07-28, 20:16
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Sometimes I jack off while I'm eating...the cum really adds a lot of good flavor
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Old 2003-07-28, 22:18
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ya know, i think ya'll should stop talking about semen.
it's disgusting.

i can't wait till tomorrow for Kalmah's new cd!




they are very fucking talented, cant wait
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Old 2003-07-29, 09:52
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they are very fucking talented, cant wait


You're such a lefty queer.
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Old 2003-07-29, 12:15
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i'm straight edge, so i don't do drugs or drink alchohol, but i will tell you, one of my addictions, is jacking it. But right now i'm trying to go a month without jacking it. So far, its not going to good. Being summer and all, everything on TV is super sexy and shit. And yes, i did just start it today.



going long periods of time without jacking it is bad. you can get a prostate infection 'cause of bacteria and stuff piling up all up in there. ejaculation cleans you out, so you oughtta do it at least once every two weeks. waiting a long ass time fucks up your prostate, that's why older dudes get prostate exams, they lose their sex drive, and stop jacking it, so their shit gets fucked.
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Old 2003-07-29, 12:26
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i didn't know that
wow.
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Old 2003-07-29, 14:42
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You're such a lefty queer.




ain't that the truth
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Old 2003-07-29, 15:46
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6 days and no stool... My mom is buying laxatives today.




Sugar Ray takes it in the ass. How dare they put Eddy on thier bass drum!
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Old 2003-07-29, 16:14
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6 days and no stool... My mom is buying laxatives today.


hopefully you wont explode before then....
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Old 2003-07-29, 16:49
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I think THC is like a laxative. Every time I smoke down I have mad shits.

*hits joint*
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Old 2003-07-29, 16:58
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darko, aenima, immediatley.
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Old 2003-07-29, 20:34
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i tried out 3 guitars yesterday: Ibanez Jem, Epiphone Zakk Wylde, and Ibanez K7.

Jem: Excellent guitar. very easy to play, great feel, nice action, i loved the tremolo, and it sounded great, you could get a nice blues tone and even a nice chunky metal tone too. But i can't judge the sound that well, i was playing through a Line 6 amp modeler (which emulates really good amps). D'oh! that really didn't give me a good idea of how it sounded ('cause one turn changed the sound drastically). i wanted to get a good opinion on the Evolution pickups, 'cause i'm gonna buy pickups for my RG570 that's coming soon. It played really sweet though, if i go to that store again, i'll play it again.

Zakk Wylde: This wasn't the real deal, it had the bulls-eye design, but it was black and beige, not black and white. it also had passive Emg-hz's instead of the active ones. (i'm not sure what the model was called). It sounded very nice, but it's neck was too fat for me, plus it lacked other features that i like: 24 frets, tremolo. it had nice tone, though. I also felt it lacked in the gain dept, maybe it was the pickups or the amp (this time i played it on a Marshall). One thing i noticed and liked though, is that when you strum, you can feel the strings "spring back" under your fingertips, it's kinda hard to describe.

K7: i wanted to try out a 7 string, and Sam Ash only had this, and another Ibanez Ax7. i decided to try it out, what the heck. i played it, and it was in Drop A for some reason...on top of that, out of tune. so i tuned it up to B, tried playing some stuff on it. it was kinda hard, not having the fret dot inlays to look at (there are no dots on the fretboard only an obnoxious K7 inlayed at the 12th fret). i had to look at the side of the fretboard, i'm not used to doing that. plus, this guitar only had 1 volume knob, you couldn't get much versatility out of it. I also couldn't get it to crunch in the lower register for some reason.
i tried doing some 7 string sweep arpeggios and chords, problem with that was i didn't know any shapes!
i forgot to try out the U-bar tremolo system on it, i wanted to see what that was like, but i forgot, woops.

and then i walked out of Sam Ash with a new Korg chromatic tuner and 6 pack of Dunlop Jazz III picks.

i went to Sam Ash after i went to Guitar Center. i walked out of that place in 5 minutes. You could not believe the suckiness of the people playing there. Mentally handicapped people in wheelchairs could sound better than them. Except for this one guy playing a Blue Jackson, he shredded, but it was sloppy. However, he kept showing off like he was gonna become the next Steve Satriani.
one dude was trying to play 3chord pop-punk on an expensive Epiphone. sounded terrible
2 dudes (probably in the same band) looked like metalheads (one had a shirt that said "JESUS IS A CUNT" in big letters on the back of his shirt), grabbed some "metal" guitars (b.c.rich, one with skull paintjob etc..), and played some garbage with that too. I mean, real garbage. one of them was trying to learn how to do a pinch harmonic, with the volume all the way up. seriously!!

plus, that store sucks, i was with my friend, he was looking for a Bass amp, no one asked us if we needed help, they just kinda stood there chatting. The "Bass" guy was nowhere to be found.


so the moral of the story is, Steve Vai rules, and that Guitar Center sucks.
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Old 2003-07-29, 22:52
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I like guitar center.

I just downed two laxatives. Theres no turning back....
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Old 2003-07-30, 01:11
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Go into Guitar Center, grab a Jackson and get on a Marshall Mode 4 and play sum 41 or nirvana with loads of gain, hah, the looks people give you...then rip
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Old 2003-07-30, 14:32
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Alright then, I see alot of people on and no one saying anything.


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Old 2003-07-30, 14:34
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i like it too, it's just the one in that particular location that sucks ass.
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