2003-07-27, 23:16
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Im going on 5 days today...5 days! Im not constipated because I don't have to poop. But today if I dont shit by 10pm im overdosing on laxitives.
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You need to eat more fibre. You're probably living on cheese and beer, you Eurotrash surrender monkey.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2003-07-27, 23:21
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Masterbation has been medically proven to help you live a longer, healthier life. No matter what your situation is, man or woman, it is always good to take matters into your own hands every so often.
Trying to go a month without it is pointless. It will accomplish nothing.
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2003-07-27, 23:55
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Originally posted by Gigantic Penis
It will accomplish nothing.
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Sure it will. It'll make him pissed off, sexually frustrated and walk funny.
Hey, this is cute:
"Many Presidents have lied. Eisenhower lied about the U2; Kennedy lied about the Bay of Pigs; Johnson lied about a lot of things, including what he would do in Viet Nam if he were elected; Nixon lied about just about everything; Ford lied about his promise to pardon Nixon, (but it wasn't much of a lie since no one believed it); Reagan lied about the Iran Contra conspiracy; George I lied about broccoli (but then I come from broccoli country), Clinton lied about Monica, and now George II turns out to have lied about the reason we invaded Iraq. And everyone is surprised?"
Har.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2003-07-28, 00:08
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Originally posted by Darko
Poldi, that post made me laugh.
One time I had this strane pain in my testicals and I went to go get it checked out and the doctor was a major M.I.L.F!! She had to put some wierd gel on my balls and scanned them with a odd looking device. I poped half a stock but some how managed to keep it thier. Oh man, I was just wishing she would jump on my cock..but it never happened. Of course I was only like 14.
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2003-07-28, 00:10
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Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
You need to eat more fibre. You're probably living on cheese and beer, you Eurotrash surrender monkey.
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Yeah, I eat very badly. Truthfully I havent had a full fruit or vegstable in about a year and a half. My diet concists of cerial, fastfood, meat, chinese food, and dr. pepper. I'm American dammit!
What did George say was the reason for Iraq?
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2003-07-28, 01:04
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Originally posted by Gigantic Penis
Masterbation has been medically proven to help you live a longer, healthier life. No matter what your situation is, man or woman, it is always good to take matters into your own hands every so often.
Trying to go a month without it is pointless. It will accomplish nothing.
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i had a friend that went a year, no joke. He said when he finally touched it at 12 am the 1st of the year, he came immediatley.
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2003-07-28, 01:58
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I've NEVER beaten off in my life. Really.
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2003-07-28, 03:35
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yeah right....
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2003-07-28, 07:06
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Shut the fuck up, cuntmunch.
And I shit once a day, or maybe every other day.
Good times.
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
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2003-07-28, 07:08
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gigantic Penis
Masterbation has been medically proven to help you live a longer, healthier life. No matter what your situation is, man or woman, it is always good to take matters into your own hands every so often.
Trying to go a month without it is pointless. It will accomplish nothing.
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Hell yeah... all pork-pullers raise your fists and yell.
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
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2003-07-28, 11:08
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I am a tax on the world..
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i feel so much better after taking showers.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2003-07-28, 11:12
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Man I remember jacking off at a school dance this one time. I was about take a piss when this prick
came in the bathroom and started makin fun of me for no reason like he usually does. So I started jacking off to a brief sexual fantasy then I shoved my hand right in his face and ran like hell hahaha
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2003-07-28, 11:22
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I am a tax on the world..
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it's kids like you that i made fun of when i was in middle school.
haha.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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2003-07-28, 14:43
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Man I remember jacking off at a school dance this one time. I was about take a piss when this prick
came in the bathroom and started makin fun of me for no reason like he usually does. So I started jacking off to a brief sexual fantasy then I shoved my hand right in his face and ran like hell hahaha
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thats either made up or you are a sick fuck...
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2003-07-28, 14:51
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I've NEVER beaten off in my life. Really.
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Total lie, don't even try to defend that. All guys do it, there are NO exceptions (amputees aside).
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2003-07-28, 14:56
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I know a guy that has crippeled/deformed hands and he still paints the cealing.
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2003-07-28, 15:11
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i knew a guy who went to summer school, just last year this was, and he'd sit in the back of the room, behind the other kids, jack off to this hot teacher, then give her a hug, whiping it on her back everyday.
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2003-07-28, 15:21
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Originally posted by artofnothing6
i knew a guy who went to summer school, just last year this was, and he'd sit in the back of the room, behind the other kids, jack off to this hot teacher, then give her a hug, whiping it on her back everyday.
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2003-07-28, 15:27
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no, she was outragelously stupid, and cum dry's clear, so she prolly jsut thought it was something the chair did.
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2003-07-28, 15:54
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Thats bs.
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