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Old 2003-07-27, 17:27
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I haven't gone more than about 3 days since i was 10 years old. 5 days isn't good....laxitives all the way bro!
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Old 2003-07-27, 17:37
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Old 2003-07-27, 17:48
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Ya, after 5 days I would be worried to.

Back to back episodes of the Simpsons are on in 10 minutes. Sometimes life just rules.
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Old 2003-07-27, 18:01
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I shit 5-7 times a day on average.


Im not a doctor... but i'd say thats pretty fucking unhealthy...
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Old 2003-07-27, 18:03
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I shit 5-7 times a day on average.


god damnit guys i really didnt want to know that

i mean if record how many times ya actually shit in a day you serious sad basterds.
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Old 2003-07-27, 18:08
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darko, fuck the laxatives, get an aenima, right now, quick.
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Old 2003-07-27, 18:14
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I asked my doctor a few years ago about it, and he said it was completely healthy. In fact, it lowers my chance of colon cancer latter in life. Yay!
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i'd be embarrassed to get an aenima. Especially if the doctor is a hot chick.
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Old 2003-07-27, 19:00
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god damnit guys i really didnt want to know that

i mean if record how many times ya actually shit in a day you serious sad basterds.


bowel movement habits should be discussed in an open forum.
maybe these guys took that sentence too literally, but still.

and we're a big happy family here man. it's customary, no, your duty to tell us about your embarrassing health problems. another example besides Darko, is when Doctor "had a TREMENDOUS itch" at the bottom of his nutsack, and scratched too hard.

so yeah.
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Old 2003-07-27, 19:08
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GREEN INSECTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Eyerwhere, everywhere. Therse fucking little bastards.
Green fucking fast insects with red "antennas". God Dammit. Everywhere. I killed about 20 in the last 30 minutes.
In can say i'm a rpo in insect killing with my finger tips. They don't have a chance anymore, although they are really fast.
But the worst thing: They stop on my monitor. On the monitor i cleaned today. It was cleaner than any sterile instrument for surgeries. Yes, it was. There are everywhere small dots of insect-organs on my monitor.
I'm in the mood to kill every small organism mother earth produced to annoy me!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old 2003-07-27, 19:14
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hey poldi, decrease the amount of exclamation points in "green insects". it made the page all horizontally big, now we have to use the horizontal scroll bar, which sucks ass.
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Old 2003-07-27, 19:45
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Poldi, that post made me laugh.

One time I had this strane pain in my testicals and I went to go get it checked out and the doctor was a major M.I.L.F!! She had to put some wierd gel on my balls and scanned them with a odd looking device. I poped half a stock but some how managed to keep it thier. Oh man, I was just wishing she would jump on my cock..but it never happened. Of course I was only like 14.
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Old 2003-07-27, 20:05
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Thanks darko. You have officially killed my appetite. Good work.
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Old 2003-07-27, 20:42
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Haha, yeah that's pretty funny darko.
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Old 2003-07-27, 21:01
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if this is an open forum, .....i'd like to say that
i mastubate on a regular basis.
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Old 2003-07-27, 21:11
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am i the only one to realize that we as a group have a resemblance
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we hate each others' guts, but when a outsider comes to spam, we
stick together and kick the dude's ass outta here.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-27, 21:19
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dibs being al bundy
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Old 2003-07-27, 21:52
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am i the only one to realize that we as a group have a resemblance
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we hate each others' guts, but when a outsider comes to spam, we
stick together and kick the dude's ass outta here.


hahahaha.














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Old 2003-07-27, 22:02
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i'm straight edge, so i don't do drugs or drink alchohol, but i will tell you, one of my addictions, is jacking it. But right now i'm trying to go a month without jacking it. So far, its not going to good. Being summer and all, everything on TV is super sexy and shit. And yes, i did just start it today.
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Old 2003-07-27, 22:17
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I don't think there's too many guys with a high tolerance for not masterbating.


Well actually, there's one reason why it could happen.....you've got a hot girlfriend who gives it to you whenever you want.
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