I haven't gone more than about 3 days since i was 10 years old. 5 days isn't good....laxitives all the way bro!

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good luck Darko

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Ya, after 5 days I would be worried to.

Back to back episodes of the Simpsons are on in 10 minutes. Sometimes life just rules.

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Im not a doctor... but i'd say thats pretty fucking unhealthy...

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god damnit guys i really didnt want to know that

i mean if record how many times ya actually shit in a day you serious sad basterds.

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darko, fuck the laxatives, get an aenima, right now, quick.

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I asked my doctor a few years ago about it, and he said it was completely healthy. In fact, it lowers my chance of colon cancer latter in life. Yay!

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i'd be embarrassed to get an aenima. Especially if the doctor is a hot chick.

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bowel movement habits should be discussed in an open forum.
maybe these guys took that sentence too literally, but still.

and we're a big happy family here man. it's customary, no, your duty to tell us about your embarrassing health problems. another example besides Darko, is when Doctor "had a TREMENDOUS itch" at the bottom of his nutsack, and scratched too hard.

so yeah.

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GREEN INSECTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Eyerwhere, everywhere. Therse fucking little bastards.
Green fucking fast insects with red "antennas". God Dammit. Everywhere. I killed about 20 in the last 30 minutes.
In can say i'm a rpo in insect killing with my finger tips. They don't have a chance anymore, although they are really fast.
But the worst thing: They stop on my monitor. On the monitor i cleaned today. It was cleaner than any sterile instrument for surgeries. Yes, it was. There are everywhere small dots of insect-organs on my monitor.
I'm in the mood to kill every small organism mother earth produced to annoy me!!!!!!!!!!!


BTW I'm not on drugs.







Better?

hey poldi, decrease the amount of exclamation points in "green insects". it made the page all horizontally big, now we have to use the horizontal scroll bar, which sucks ass.

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Poldi, that post made me laugh.

One time I had this strane pain in my testicals and I went to go get it checked out and the doctor was a major M.I.L.F!! She had to put some wierd gel on my balls and scanned them with a odd looking device. I poped half a stock but some how managed to keep it thier. Oh man, I was just wishing she would jump on my cock..but it never happened. Of course I was only like 14.

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Thanks darko. You have officially killed my appetite. Good work.

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Haha, yeah that's pretty funny darko.

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if this is an open forum, .....i'd like to say that
i mastubate on a regular basis.

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am i the only one to realize that we as a group have a resemblance
to Married With Children?
we hate each others' guts, but when a outsider comes to spam, we
stick together and kick the dude's ass outta here.

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dibs being al bundy

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hahahaha.














Masterbation rules!

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i'm straight edge, so i don't do drugs or drink alchohol, but i will tell you, one of my addictions, is jacking it. But right now i'm trying to go a month without jacking it. So far, its not going to good. Being summer and all, everything on TV is super sexy and shit. And yes, i did just start it today.

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I don't think there's too many guys with a high tolerance for not masterbating.


Well actually, there's one reason why it could happen.....you've got a hot girlfriend who gives it to you whenever you want.

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