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Old 2003-07-26, 23:03
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RTT #25 - Hit it before the hair does

Is that not the best saying?
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Old 2003-07-26, 23:36
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If you like closed-ward prison and arse-raping, sure.
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Old 2003-07-27, 00:06
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If you like closed-ward prison and arse-raping, sure.


hahahahaha

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Old 2003-07-27, 03:06
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yeah i finnaly got my p's lisence, yay for me
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Old 2003-07-27, 07:20
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Im going away for band camp today. 6 days of playing bass, eating, watching movies, and listening to music. Now dats what I call a band camp.
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Old 2003-07-27, 08:30
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If they are old enough to crawl, they are in the right position.

Did you know the legal age of sexual consent in Canada is 14?
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Old 2003-07-27, 08:55
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Im going away for band camp today. 6 days of playing bass, eating, watching movies, and listening to music. Now dats what I call a band camp.


any girls sticking flutes up their pussies?
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Old 2003-07-27, 09:17
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And this one time at Metaltabs...
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Old 2003-07-27, 10:11
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any girls sticking flutes up their pussies?


no but lets just say there is a guy that will stick a flute up his pussy
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Old 2003-07-27, 10:28
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seven is one of my favorite movies!!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-27, 11:02
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no but lets just say there is a guy that will stick a flute up his pussy


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Old 2003-07-27, 12:29
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fuck kids.

--i was sitting here at my computer, putzing on guitar, listening to Van Halen,
when these two little kids walk by my window. they see me, and know i know
they're there. so what do they do, they "sneak" to my front door, ring the
bell, and then ran like hell across my yard. "oh jeeezus christ, i didn't know they were there, maybe i'll go answer the door..."
fuckin' idiots. they ended up doing it once more, but this time they must have
wanted something, because they knocked and waited like 5 minutes until
they must have realized that i didn't give a fuck.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-27, 12:51
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get a paintball gun and some marbles...
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You should fuck yourself anyway
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Old 2003-07-27, 14:15
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And this one time at Metaltabs...


Im going to put that in my signature....
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

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Old 2003-07-27, 15:17
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fuck kids.


funny thing to say in this RTT
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Old 2003-07-27, 15:28
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http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1416331

Has anyone else played Outwar??? Click this link, dammit.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

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Old 2003-07-27, 16:36
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http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1416331

Has anyone else played Outwar??? Click this link, dammit.


die.
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Old 2003-07-27, 16:59
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fuck kids.

--i was sitting here at my computer, putzing on guitar, listening to Van Halen,
when these two little kids walk by my window. they see me, and know i know
they're there. so what do they do, they "sneak" to my front door, ring the
bell, and then ran like hell across my yard. "oh jeeezus christ, i didn't know they were there, maybe i'll go answer the door..."
fuckin' idiots. they ended up doing it once more, but this time they must have
wanted something, because they knocked and waited like 5 minutes until
they must have realized that i didn't give a fuck.


hahaha, dumbasses wrote a letter in crayon about a car wash tomorrow.
it was stuck to my door.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-27, 17:06
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Im going on 5 days today...5 days! Im not constipated because I don't have to poop. But today if I dont shit by 10pm im overdosing on laxitives.
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Old 2003-07-27, 17:26
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