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Old 2003-06-26, 10:32
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I voted "No?". You need anywhere a question for a poll.
I hope that makes sense.
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Old 2003-06-26, 10:37
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Old 2003-06-26, 11:20
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Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business,
when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to
the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice;
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Understanding Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three
A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor
chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hi, George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're
rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a
group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from
a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell
silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Four
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate
with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts
degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Five
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible
designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just
look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste
pipeline through a recreational area?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Six
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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Old 2003-06-26, 11:33
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those are all retarded and dorky

my Computer Science teacher linked to those on his class web page. he's kinda lame, but i do like him for giving me an A. i was one of the 5 people in his class who got an A.

he looks like such a tool on his page: http://www.cod.edu/people/faculty/albert/albee7.htm
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Old 2003-06-26, 11:56
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I've seen those before, and take five isn't too bad. But it's missing one:

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? The mechanical engineer builds weapons. The civil engineer builds targets.
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Old 2003-06-26, 12:54
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Hi guys.

I thought they were pretty good. But I'm easily amused.

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Old 2003-06-26, 14:06
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I've seen those before, and take five isn't too bad. But it's missing one:

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? The mechanical engineer builds weapons. The civil engineer builds targets.


yeah, i know, it's because i found that one the most unfunny.

@atifman--your teacher has a lame voice, too.

...soap-on-a-rope? ouch.
nah, i use bar soap. and i shampoo every day.
that way my long beautiful can withstand it's
beating of headbanging...well...not beautiful,
just split.
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Old 2003-06-26, 14:25
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Old 2003-06-26, 14:38
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yeah, i know, it's because i found that one the most unfunny.

@atifman--your teacher has a lame voice, too.

...soap-on-a-rope? ouch.
nah, i use bar soap. and i shampoo every day.
that way my long beautiful can withstand it's
beating of headbanging...well...not beautiful,
just split.


What can I say, I just like destroying stuff...
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Old 2003-06-26, 14:44
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Quote:
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@atifman--your teacher has a lame voice, too.


how do you know what his teacher sounds like?
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Old 2003-06-26, 15:12
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I voted "No?". You need anywhere a question for a poll.
I hope that makes sense.


No, that didn't make sense, you crazy german,

been drinkin' again heh? pass me that carlsberg motherfucker, it's mine!!!

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Old 2003-06-26, 15:14
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how do you know what his teacher sounds like?


click his link.
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Old 2003-06-26, 15:37
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To anyone who is single........stay single.


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Old 2003-06-26, 16:23
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Fuck you ass-grabber.

I'm just giving honest advice to anyone who's willing to hear it. Only consider being non-single if you're certain about this person.....otherwise don't bother unless you're the type who can't have feelings for others.
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Old 2003-06-26, 16:45
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Girls suck. I do know what you mean, just trying to give some comic relief.









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Old 2003-06-26, 16:53
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Quote:
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he looks like such a tool on his page: http://www.cod.edu/people/faculty/albert/albee7.htm


His pronounciation reminded me of the beginning of DT'S "Metropolis pt.2".
And then this "progressive" music. I thought I listened to DT live in the net.


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Shut up, you fucking drunken Dutch twat.
I did make sense, i hope.
But it makes me really upset that you drink beer and it is not me that drinks the beer.
I promised to drink no alcohol for two weeks. It's over on monday, but i convinced them that i'm already allowed to drink tomorrow!!!!
On the other hand it's good, because i've got to learn for exams. Hard exams. Exams in physics (@memnoch: physics sucks!!!), anatomy, physiology, biometry and ecology (OK, the last two are easy. )

@ memnoch:
Being single for about two years now sucks. It brings you damn near to commit suicide.
But one day, yes one day...



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Old 2003-06-26, 17:01
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Haha Poldi, you crack me up, I have a chinese friend just like you. "Soap-on-a-rope" is just what is sounds like... its soap on a roap. Amen, its been awhile for me also... man I need a girlfriend. Although after awhile I'll probably be posting exactly what memnoch said. Go learn for exams!

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Old 2003-06-26, 17:08
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I think i'd say what menoch said after three months of relationship, too.

Physics sucks. School-physics is ok. But not at the university. Especially if the teacher has the opinion, that you already know everything from basic physic to higher maths.
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Old 2003-06-26, 17:43
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Chicks are for fags.


Somehow, this statement makes no sense...
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