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Old 2005-10-10, 21:02
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

"Mum! I got gravy on my alternative lifestyle again!"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what's her face from nightwish, she just looks like - "What the fuck did I do to deserve this type of fan?!"
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Old 2005-10-10, 21:10
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hahaha 'I am so depressed I cut myself for attention'

hahaha


DO IT BITCH, YOU MIGHT LOOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!!







but goth chicks that aren't fat or anorexic (the precious few that are) are fucking hot.


Like Morticia adams.....
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Old 2005-10-10, 23:02
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in the spirit of this thread I though I would prove that hot goths DO exist:

http://www.gothic.ru/goth/net.goth/estonia/lumena.jpg


and do any of you guys know how much porn typing in 'hot goth' gets you on google?


SHIT LOADS!!!
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Old 2005-10-11, 05:28
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what's her face from nightwish, she just looks like - "What the fuck did I do to deserve this type of fan?!"



She really do. Sometimes I wonder how many of the bands who have become endorsed by goths that actually sits at home tearing their hair and wondering exactly that.
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Old 2005-10-11, 14:43
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in the spirit of this thread I though I would prove that hot goths DO exist:

http://www.gothic.ru/goth/net.goth/estonia/lumena.jpg





Damn, she is hot. Im surprized, a hot goth girl.
There's this fucking gay ass goth kid in my school. Haha, I should take a picture of him on my cell phone when hes not looking and post it up here.
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Old 2005-10-11, 14:54
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Is that nor illegal? Whatever. The only thing I consider true goth isn't goth but gothic and involves old black and white movies, lots of big-eyed screams, foggy nights, and cool old houses.
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Old 2005-10-11, 15:28
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Yea, it probably is illigal. Ah, fuck it, I wont do it.
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Old 2005-10-11, 19:14
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God damn there's some funny pictures in this thread!
I can't take most "goths" seriously as most of them are like 12-16 and write all that god-awful poetry. Looking at the pics I'd have some respect for them if they could at least TRY to do their makeup properly and just chill out and stop acting all depressed and shit because it's "cool" and different. I know a couple of goths who at least dress well and when they go to gigs they do their makeup nicely, and more importantly they don't sit around all day and sulk, they are cool guys who are just like the rest of us, they don't have any pretences of greater creativity or intelligence just because they have corpse-paint faces.

Hot goth girls? Hell yeah, there's loads, you just have to know where to look, my ex had a gothy look and was fucking shit-hot (no I won't post pics ) , again, she wasn't a boring depressive bitch who wrote poetry and cut herself, she was a fun loving metal girl!

In my opinion, dress how you like, just don't think you're better than anyone else because of it.
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Old 2005-10-11, 22:41
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yeah I hate Baby Bats/gothlings they are the 12-16 year olds that everyone hates, but ACTUAL goths, especially the Female ones that arent fat or anorexic.....

my last picture does the talking
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In my opinion, dress how you like, just don't think you're better than anyone else because of it.


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Old 2005-10-12, 07:36
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Well, it better be a black golfing hat then.

You're too much of an angry metalhead to ever be goth. If your pinky toe was all the goth you were you'd probably chew it off just to get rid of it. And then you'd put it in my mailbox.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-10-12, 17:33
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Now that's disgusting.

Anyway, I just wanted to add that goth look - at least to some extent - is something that apparently can sneak up on you and take you utterly by surprise. This insight struck me the other day when I was in town. My selection of footwear is of some interest further on so I will explain it:
I always take the bike when I can, but there's ten kilometers to town so I often take my walking boots cause' they are so damn comfortable.
Now consider the following. I walk down the street, minding my own business when I suddenly see an apparition in front of me:
Shouler long hair. Sun shades. Black T-shirt. Black jeans. A silvery thin chain dangling by one leg. Heavy duty walking boots. The boots was really the ticket.
As all of you have guessed, this was a reflection of myself, with a look of perplexity to top it off. Every single detail in this outfit has its own pretty mundane explanation, but the result, the result, god damn it.
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Old 2005-10-13, 05:14
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there is a difference between a goth-y look, and being fullblown angsty cut myself with a razor cry myself to sleep listen to marylin manson mallgothness.
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Old 2005-10-13, 06:14
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HE'S A POSEUR!!! GIMME BACK MY SONG!!!


I'm teasing.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-10-13, 09:40
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NEVER! You just wait, mohahahahaha

You know, I can't help to find it amazing how deeply moved we all here seem to be by the gothic phenomena. I mean, 500 posts, jeez...
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Old 2005-10-13, 12:19
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The "goth" girls I know are really cool.(I want to get married with one or two of them)
They like mayhem and cryptopsy, for example.
And they are hotter than the goth girl you,ve put there.
I want goth groupies!
HAHAHHA
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Old 2005-10-13, 13:23
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http://suicidegirls.com/

What about that?..
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Old 2005-10-13, 13:42
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http://suicidegirls.com/

What about that?..

uhh.......................................
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I know this guy personally but this profile is wnak he is wank most of the good music in there he only knows about because of me e.g AKERCOCKE, Gorerotted, Beef Conspiracy, Darkthrone, Emperor etc.

http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=azael262
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http://vampirefreaks.com/picview.ph...&x=11&d=5874598

theres a good one...


















and the one on the right.... he has a dick.

http://x.vampirefreaks.com/u/xxshadow_catxx
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