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Old 2003-06-07, 01:46
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stupid cock monkey

whilst on one of my frequent visits to a guitar shop, i happend to be at the right place at the right, time this guy comes in with a new guitar he had bought from the shop, he stormed through the door and demanded to see the boss.
so the boss comes out and asks him what the poblem was the guy told him that he wanted his money back, he said wen he bought the guitar it was in tune ad now a week later its gone out, the boss now completly startled tells the guy he has to tune it him self with a tuner. the guy was furious and refused to ever use the shop again, well after he left the whole shop was in laughter it was like somthing from a comedy.

well i thought you would like to use this as research of stupid cock heads that have the guts to make fools of them selves

p.s this is genuine
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Old 2003-06-07, 02:31
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That's pretty fucking funny. Hell, the only instrument I play is my own and I think that's a right laugh... ahh man... I can only hope he goes to another shop... buys another... and gets the same shoddy treatment.

Maybe this guy was that King Cock I've heard so much about.
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Old 2003-06-07, 03:16
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haha wat a dumb fuk. . and i thought i was a dumb cunt
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Old 2003-06-07, 05:43
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Wait till the first string breaks. He'll come back with a lawyer.
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Old 2003-06-07, 05:48
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haha, yeh, im working in a guitar shop for a week starting monday, so it will be funny if any one like that comes in...
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Old 2003-06-07, 06:00
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Wait till the first string breaks. He'll come back with a lawyer.


hahaha
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Old 2003-06-07, 11:48
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hahahaha! great story!
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Old 2003-06-07, 13:23
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haha wat a dumb fuk. . and i thought i was a dumb cunt

you still are, dont worry

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Old 2003-06-07, 15:44
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the worst part was trying to keep a straight face untill he had left the shop
i was only like a meter away from him
i mean how would you react to someone like that
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Old 2003-06-07, 18:15
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Longest run-on scentence ever. Funny story though. Like the guy who bought a R.V. and put on cruise control, went in the back and made a sandwich.
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Old 2003-06-07, 19:45
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lol


thats a funny story

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Old 2003-06-08, 01:59
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You are dumb nightride
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Old 2003-06-08, 02:31
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Longest run-on scentence ever.


there now read it i did it just for you lol
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Old 2003-06-08, 04:19
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You are dumb nightride

fuk up u orange cunt
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Old 2003-06-08, 18:58
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Old 2003-06-09, 00:44
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that story almost sounds like something MTV Jackass would do.....

funny shit though
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Old 2003-06-09, 03:07
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i would love to meet this stupid excuse of a person........
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Old 2003-06-09, 03:29
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So you could marry them hey?
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Old 2003-06-09, 04:25
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yeah i wanna marry this cockhead.......agent orange ........u kool
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Old 2003-06-09, 04:47
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