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Old 2003-06-25, 21:18
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I Wonder

Why is it that alot of hot bitches that I get with take care of everything else except for the part that means the most...THEIR FUCKIN PUSSY?

I mean really
Does god not want any convenience for me?
Am I the only one who gets the tuna taco while everyone else gets the peach kobler pie?
If I don't get a clean bitch soon, I think I might freak out and kill someone.

Any advice?
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Old 2003-06-25, 21:29
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any pussies good mate
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Old 2003-06-25, 21:46
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date a stripper they take great care of their pussy
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Old 2003-06-25, 21:52
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if u arent lucky enough to get a date with a stripper, rape her
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Old 2003-06-25, 21:54
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he could but then its just not as enjoyable
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Old 2003-06-25, 21:55
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oh stop bitchin luke.
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Old 2003-06-25, 21:56
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i cant help but notice how much metalusa loves himself by when he says " why is it that ALOT of HOT bitches that i get with.." im sure youe not that good mate
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Old 2003-06-25, 21:58
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i cant help but notice how much metalusa loves himself by when he says " why is it that ALOT of HOT bitches that i get with.." im sure youe not that good mate

very nice dude fry the nu metalhead
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Old 2003-06-25, 21:59
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you know guys none of us have givin him his advice maybe you can have a form to have these hot bitches fill out that have a shit load of bullshit question then have the last one be something like "if your pussy is clean and freashlt shaven check this box"
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Old 2003-06-25, 22:00
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Re: I Wonder

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Originally posted by METALABUSA
Why is it that alot of hot bitches that I get with take care of everything else except for the part that means the most...THEIR FUCKIN PUSSY?

I mean really
Does god not want any convenience for me?
Am I the only one who gets the tuna taco while everyone else gets the peach kobler pie?
If I don't get a clean bitch soon, I think I might freak out and kill somebody

Any advice?

bitches is not a cool term for a female....
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Old 2003-06-25, 22:02
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well what if your talking about a femal dog? then its a-ok
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Old 2003-06-25, 22:03
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Re: I Wonder

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Why is it that alot of hot guys that I get with take care of everything else except for the part that means the most...THEIR FUCKIN COCK?

I mean really
Does god not want any convenience for me?
Am I the only one who gets the man-tits while everyone else gets the shiny pink sword?
If I don't get a clean guy soon, I think I might freak out and kill someone.

Any advice?

hehehehe.....
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avocadoes are green
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Old 2003-06-25, 22:08
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this my freinds is someone who has nothing better to do haha
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Old 2003-06-25, 22:45
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this my freinds is someone who has nothing better to do haha

dude you crack me up
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purple monkey dishwasher
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avocadoes are green
porno
candy is sweet and rots ur teeth

A-B-C-D L-S-D. Gummy bears are coming for me. One is red and one is blue. One is in my fucking shoe. A-B-C-D L-S-D. Next time wont you trip with me?
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Old 2003-06-26, 04:11
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date younger then you dont gotta worry?
Im reminded of F_B_S's excruciating when i say that.
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Old 2003-06-26, 06:32
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date younger then you dont gotta worry?
Im reminded of F_B_S's excruciating when i say that.


My whaaaaaaa? Apparently I said it, and I'm fucking confused now.

By the way, the premise for starting this thread is lamer than a no-legged dog.
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Old 2003-06-26, 06:34
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..no-legged dog.


man, wouldn't that suck.
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Old 2003-06-26, 06:43
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this thread is lamer than a no-legged dog.


And yet another F_B_S classic sees the light...
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Old 2003-06-26, 07:00
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well what if your talking about a femal dog? then its a-ok


Well, who knows. This cunt is pretty stupid, maybe he really has been humping dogs. It's quite disgusting, but it's also quite possible.

That said, I get two strange feelings about this fuck:

-His definition of "hot" and mine are wildly different (mine being based on the likes of Jenna, Susanna Spears, SMG and the usual suspects, for a frame of reference)
-I'm beginning to doubt that he's even seen a chick's cooter.
-If he has, then I must wonder how sad his life is if he spends his time posting about it on message boards.

The verdict: he's a cunt.
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Old 2003-06-26, 07:13
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who complains about pussy ur getting? definetly not me this is one sad cunt
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