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Old 2012-10-29, 13:52
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RTT #180: It Rubs the Potion on its Djinn

"Muslims are better than Methodists". Discuss.
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Old 2012-10-29, 16:41
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Old 2012-10-29, 22:17
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Old 2012-10-30, 00:17
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Old 2012-10-30, 04:08
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Old 2012-10-30, 04:53
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Old 2012-10-30, 05:08
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Old 2012-10-31, 07:32
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Quickly glance at the text on this sign from my local supermarket and write the first words which pop into your head:

http://i49.tinypic.com/do143r.jpg

I wanna see if I'm just going crazy or if I'm actually being subliminally coaxed into thinking about cunnilingus while I walk along the [admittedly apt] meat aisle.


P.S. That smiling guy is part of the sign, it's not a ginger midget trying to rubber neck into my photo, although that did happen as well but I managed to photoshop him out.










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Old 2012-10-31, 08:42
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Old 2012-10-31, 14:22
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Old 2012-11-02, 03:26
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Old 2012-11-02, 11:56
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I read it being about meat and so my heightened moral sense did not allow me to click the link.





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Old 2012-11-06, 14:45
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not white. owned
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Old 2012-11-06, 16:34
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I'm sitting here with a bottle of whiskEy, waiting for the results of the us elections.
If Romney wins I'll drink the whole bottle and will probably die.
If Brobama wins I'll drink one glass and will get to sleep asap (it'll be around 7am here when the results are safe)

IT'S IN YOUR HANDS WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH ME!

Edit: I haven't even mentioned what brand I got with me. This is a delightful and highly enjoyable whiskEy called "Connemara" which is a peated single malt whiskEy which taste is described with "the smell of a chimney with a hint of dry leather". Fuckin' A+

Edit2: A jolly good night to all of you.
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Old 2012-11-07, 01:51
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not white. owned


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Gomers, Connemara is a type of pony. Just sayin'. The leather part is probably a bridle that fell in. Heck, it's probably run off from a celtic glue factory that's where the ashy stuff comes from.

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Old 2012-11-08, 01:27
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watering cannabis with the tears of disgruntled old white men is the way of the future it seems
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Old 2012-11-08, 02:50
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Old 2012-11-08, 03:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
I'm sitting here with a bottle of whiskEy, waiting for the results of the us elections.
If Romney wins I'll drink the whole bottle and will probably die.
If Brobama wins I'll drink one glass and will get to sleep asap (it'll be around 7am here when the results are safe)

IT'S IN YOUR HANDS WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH ME!

Edit: I haven't even mentioned what brand I got with me. This is a delightful and highly enjoyable whiskEy called "Connemara" which is a peated single malt whiskEy which taste is described with "the smell of a chimney with a hint of dry leather". Fuckin' A+

Edit2: A jolly good night to all of you.



That whiskey sounds great!
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