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Old 2003-05-02, 13:33
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Poop

i found out today that you can get in trouble if you go in the guys restroom to see poop in the toliet if your a chick...

*sigh*

mainly the people in the office were confused, but other than that they found it to be pretty funny because i talked everyone in there to go see it. and it wasnt flushable so i am so proud of the person who droped it.

but yah they all though i did it, im like dude i cant pass something that big out my ass. then they all though i knew who did it and i didnt, but bygolly if i did. id give him a hug and let him know how proud i am just to know him

that was one big turd heh
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Old 2003-05-02, 13:35
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..How random.very female like..
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Old 2003-05-02, 13:42
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in other words im going to get suspended (maybe) for looking at poop in the boys bathroom and id otn see why, i made sure no one was int here before i went
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Old 2003-05-02, 13:43
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That is crazy why arent u allowed to look at shit? CRAZY!
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Old 2003-05-02, 13:46
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it was something about invasion of privacy

but i made sure no one was in the boys restrooom
and who cares if there was id just be like no need to cover just oging to the first stall to see the poop
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Old 2003-05-02, 13:51
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I think the REAL story was that you were in the bathroom givin some head and suckin on a doobie....don't lie...you can admit anything here.
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Old 2003-05-02, 13:53
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thats not waht was happening though, because that would be bad since wally is my dude and i dont wanna cheat on him so pfft

your just mad coz i wasnt givin head you were hopeing id tell you the "giving head" story and how to do it properly heh

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Old 2003-05-02, 14:08
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How would you give head and suck on a doobie at the same time? The guy'd have to lose the hardon. Unless he liked getting singed. I'm sure someone out there likes that.
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Old 2003-05-02, 14:09
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no matter its alright because i didnt do that


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Old 2003-05-02, 14:22
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thats what they all say...

But seriously, they can't give you a suspention for walking into the wrong bathroom...I went in a girls bathroom multiple times and have been caught by students, teachers, ass.principal, principal, hall monitors, and cameras. No one has ever complained
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Old 2003-05-02, 14:27
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Old 2003-05-02, 15:10
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talk to wally about that heh
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Old 2003-05-02, 15:15
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why didnt you just take a shit in the girls bathroon and stare at it in there?
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Old 2003-05-02, 15:19
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I'm sure wally would let slayme do it. I mean, it's slayme! C'mon!
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Old 2003-05-02, 16:26
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why didnt you just take a shit in the girls bathroon and stare at it in there?


cause she was secretly blowing her English teacher for extra credit
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Old 2003-05-02, 19:56
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look at you , talking smack about wally's girlfriend, when he ain't here. you should be wary of our yeti's god oversized muscles. even his brain muscles, dude. he'll totally kick your ass with ESP, man.
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Old 2003-05-02, 23:41
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i didnt go to the girls restroom to poop and stare coz i didnt haffa poop

do i now
no


and my english teacher is a chick from pa that sounds liek shes from the vally

thank you afitman how ever you spell it

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Old 2003-05-03, 01:20
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No, atifman is not "a fit man". That's complete utopia.

BTW I can't imagine that females can shit.
Women are for me "virgin creatures" with nothing bad and ugly.
So how is it possible that they send a bad brown shit into the ether that scares any ugly male by its smell.
Has anyone else this problem/ imagination?
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Old 2003-05-03, 07:27
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i went poop this morning
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Old 2003-05-03, 07:29
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