2012-08-28, 06:35
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The news showed up in message traffic today, I am officially a Lieutenant in the USN! Technically I can't put on the rank until the first of September but we're going to do the official thing on Friday since 1 Sept is a Saturday. Gonna be drankin' it up this Friday, ah tell ya whut!  |
2012-08-28, 15:12
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Congratulations, xgraf'. And thank you again for being part of Uncle Sugar's Canoe Club. 
And my hubby said you should be able to find your way out of the ward now.
Joe'- that was cute.
Amadeus, maybe we can make a giant slingshot and Paddy can be the first Irishman on Mars. Nobody would believe it since they lie so much. I do think you're right about the future missions and looking back. I think it's great you have so much enthusiasm for what you do which is damn near everything. lol
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-08-29, 03:05
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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R.I.P moe
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2012-08-29, 04:15
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Hahahaha I forgot about Mister Boogie Pants!!
Glad it arrived man, hopefully the fuckers will work  |
2012-08-29, 05:14
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Probably I'll send you something too. Let's see if I can get you in trouble.
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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2012-08-29, 05:43
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I lost it at Mr. Boogie Pants. I think we all need a hand drawn by Paddy paper totem.
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2012-08-29, 05:55
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Or a paper towel.
 You're a trip, Paddy. Too funny.
EDIT: Damn. I read that wrong. Nutsacks.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-08-29, 06:55
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Originally Posted by Gomli
Probably I'll send you something too. Let's see if I can get you in trouble.
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When I used to order stuff from Amazon years ago I would use a different name every time, just out of boredom. I went from using names like Ricardo Sanchez to names like Cunty McBallface without any problems. If you can figure out a way of getting me in trouble through the mail you're welcome to try, son!
Try sending something to:
Paddy Faggotcock McRacist
Child Rape & Disposal Services
[My Address]
I bet it'll get through, although I'm not sure if it'd make it out of Germany in the first place!
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Or a paper towel.
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You wish! You'd take it to the fertility clinic (in Ohio I think it's called "Buffalo Bill's Cow Farm") and have them wring my cum out of it into a turkey baster so you could use it to create a Mick/Hick hybrid. It's not gonna happen baby, but you're welcome to have a go at creating such an abomination the old fashioned way  |
2012-08-29, 08:56
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Hahahaha!
The package P-diddy sent me was addressed to "Dylan It-puts-the-lotion-in-the-basket Neal" and a note about it not being a bomb with a huge penis on it. I still have it.
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2012-08-29, 08:57
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I just realized this was taken on your bare hairy legs and is probably an inch away from your Stahlhelm.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
When I used to order stuff from Amazon years ago I would use a different name every time, just out of boredom. I went from using names like Ricardo Sanchez to names like Cunty McBallface without any problems. If you can figure out a way of getting me in trouble through the mail you're welcome to try, son!
Try sending something to:
Paddy Faggotcock McRacist
Child Rape & Disposal Services
[My Address]
I bet it'll get through, although I'm not sure if it'd make it out of Germany in the first place!
You wish! You'd take it to the fertility clinic (in Ohio I think it's called "Buffalo Bill's Cow Farm") and have them wring my cum out of it into a turkey baster so you could use it to create a Mick/Hick hybrid. It's not gonna happen baby, but you're welcome to have a go at creating such an abomination the old fashioned way |
AHAHAHA DO IT!
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2012-08-30, 07:22
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NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still have my Christmas card from Paddy, and remember the exact words he said on the phone in our extremely short conversation, but I'd bet he'd say the same thing to Dylan or Gomers.
Dylan, just be glad he drew the nose on Mr. Boogie Pants instead of doing it another way.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-08-30, 11:38
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2012-08-30, 12:42
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How about something to play it on first?
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2012-08-30, 12:49
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I thought they were frisbees? Will you play frisbee with me?
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2012-08-30, 15:48
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This friggin' sucks. First the cable goes out and now I can't get into FB. Holy hand grenades this is frustapatin'.
MTM- NO FRISBEE WITH LP'S! Bad!! Bad!! I'll smite you with a rolled up newspaper with pins in it.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-08-30, 17:13
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2012-08-30, 20:18
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MTM- NO FRISBEE WITH LP'S! Bad!! Bad!! I'll smite you with a rolled up newspaper with pins in it.
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Frisbee, hopscotch, rugby, rubber band fight, I don't care what it is... 
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2012-08-31, 02:40
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I got my foot pinned to the floor
You can hear the engine roar
I got thunder in my nads
I'm metal thrashing... MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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2012-08-31, 03:12
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So much entertainment here.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-08-31, 16:48
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Did I seriously make that post? I have no recollection of it what so ever  It doesn't even make any sense.
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