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Old 2012-08-28, 06:35
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The news showed up in message traffic today, I am officially a Lieutenant in the USN! Technically I can't put on the rank until the first of September but we're going to do the official thing on Friday since 1 Sept is a Saturday. Gonna be drankin' it up this Friday, ah tell ya whut!
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Old 2012-08-28, 15:12
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Congratulations, xgraf'. And thank you again for being part of Uncle Sugar's Canoe Club.
And my hubby said you should be able to find your way out of the ward now.


Joe'- that was cute.

Amadeus, maybe we can make a giant slingshot and Paddy can be the first Irishman on Mars. Nobody would believe it since they lie so much. I do think you're right about the future missions and looking back. I think it's great you have so much enthusiasm for what you do which is damn near everything. lol
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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Old 2012-08-29, 03:05
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Paddy is the fucking best dude that has ever existed, I swear I'm dying of laughter right now

http://i.imgur.com/hVOVF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wsvqH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/L8KhE.jpg

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Old 2012-08-29, 04:15
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Hahahaha I forgot about Mister Boogie Pants!!

Glad it arrived man, hopefully the fuckers will work
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Old 2012-08-29, 05:14
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Probably I'll send you something too. Let's see if I can get you in trouble.
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Old 2012-08-29, 05:43
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I lost it at Mr. Boogie Pants. I think we all need a hand drawn by Paddy paper totem.
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Old 2012-08-29, 05:55
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Or a paper towel.
You're a trip, Paddy. Too funny.

EDIT: Damn. I read that wrong. Nutsacks.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-08-29, 06:55
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Probably I'll send you something too. Let's see if I can get you in trouble.
When I used to order stuff from Amazon years ago I would use a different name every time, just out of boredom. I went from using names like Ricardo Sanchez to names like Cunty McBallface without any problems. If you can figure out a way of getting me in trouble through the mail you're welcome to try, son!

Try sending something to:

Paddy Faggotcock McRacist
Child Rape & Disposal Services
[My Address]

I bet it'll get through, although I'm not sure if it'd make it out of Germany in the first place!

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Or a paper towel.
You wish! You'd take it to the fertility clinic (in Ohio I think it's called "Buffalo Bill's Cow Farm") and have them wring my cum out of it into a turkey baster so you could use it to create a Mick/Hick hybrid. It's not gonna happen baby, but you're welcome to have a go at creating such an abomination the old fashioned way
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Old 2012-08-29, 08:56
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Paddy is the fucking best dude that has ever existed, I swear I'm dying of laughter right now

http://i.imgur.com/hVOVF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wsvqH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/L8KhE.jpg

Patrick McMullan Jr. I love you soooo much

Hahahaha!

The package P-diddy sent me was addressed to "Dylan It-puts-the-lotion-in-the-basket Neal" and a note about it not being a bomb with a huge penis on it. I still have it.
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Old 2012-08-29, 08:57
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http://i.imgur.com/wsvqH.jpg

Patrick McMullan Jr. I love you soooo much

I just realized this was taken on your bare hairy legs and is probably an inch away from your Stahlhelm.

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When I used to order stuff from Amazon years ago I would use a different name every time, just out of boredom. I went from using names like Ricardo Sanchez to names like Cunty McBallface without any problems. If you can figure out a way of getting me in trouble through the mail you're welcome to try, son!

Try sending something to:

Paddy Faggotcock McRacist
Child Rape & Disposal Services
[My Address]

I bet it'll get through, although I'm not sure if it'd make it out of Germany in the first place!

You wish! You'd take it to the fertility clinic (in Ohio I think it's called "Buffalo Bill's Cow Farm") and have them wring my cum out of it into a turkey baster so you could use it to create a Mick/Hick hybrid. It's not gonna happen baby, but you're welcome to have a go at creating such an abomination the old fashioned way

AHAHAHA DO IT!
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Old 2012-08-30, 07:22
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NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still have my Christmas card from Paddy, and remember the exact words he said on the phone in our extremely short conversation, but I'd bet he'd say the same thing to Dylan or Gomers.

Dylan, just be glad he drew the nose on Mr. Boogie Pants instead of doing it another way.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-08-30, 11:38
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Old 2012-08-30, 12:42
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How about something to play it on first?
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Old 2012-08-30, 12:49
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I thought they were frisbees? Will you play frisbee with me?
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Old 2012-08-30, 15:48
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This friggin' sucks. First the cable goes out and now I can't get into FB. Holy hand grenades this is frustapatin'.


MTM- NO FRISBEE WITH LP'S! Bad!! Bad!! I'll smite you with a rolled up newspaper with pins in it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-08-30, 17:13
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How about something to play it on first?
They don't call him Needledick for nothing!
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Old 2012-08-30, 20:18
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MTM- NO FRISBEE WITH LP'S! Bad!! Bad!! I'll smite you with a rolled up newspaper with pins in it.

Frisbee, hopscotch, rugby, rubber band fight, I don't care what it is...
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Old 2012-08-31, 02:40
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Old 2012-08-31, 03:12
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-08-31, 16:48
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Did I seriously make that post? I have no recollection of it what so ever It doesn't even make any sense.
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