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Old 2012-09-10, 07:24
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What I find most bewildering here is how anyone with a working internet connection could possibly run low on disturbing fap material.
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Old 2012-09-10, 07:45
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I'd pay to do that.

I'd pay for the abortion.
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Old 2012-09-10, 11:08
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And somewhere out there, someone will pay for porn with the aborted fetus. Seriously, how is this a problem?
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Old 2012-09-11, 09:33
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What I find most bewildering here is how anyone with a working internet connection could possibly run low on disturbing fap material.

It's not so much that you run out as it is that, after a certain point, fetal bisexual scat rape snuff midget vomit bestiality porn fails to shock and offend my penis the way it once did.
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Old 2012-09-12, 02:11
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Old 2012-09-12, 02:43
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Maybe he'll do your wedding sketches like they do in court rooms, too.
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Old 2012-09-12, 04:41
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A few of my neighbor's cars were broken into last night. They took a pair of leather gloves from one vehicle and took my leatherman tool out of the glovebox and set it on the seat. Think it was kids?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2012-09-12, 15:59
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Probably... How petty is that? Stealing gloves

On a seperate note, just got into the doom metal band Warning today. Holy fucking jesus are they good. I usually don't enjoy doom (typically just sounds like slowed down heavy metal to me a la Candlemass) but Watching From A Distance totally blew my mind. All of those songs sound like three minutes to me. Moar. Moar plz. Could someone recommend any similar bands?
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Old 2012-09-12, 16:45
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Warning rules. Watching From a Distance is the only thing they've done worth hearing, though.

Have you heard any Mourning Beloveth?

@Bobbi: I know what happened there. A poor immigrant boy - who escaped an Eastern Bloc Gulag after watching his entire family being slaughtered and used for food by his hungry oppressors - was going to steal your car but when he saw the conditions your kind live in he became overwhelmed with guilt and decided to leave the car and count his blessings. He's probably planning to return to his country to set up a benefit rock gig to raise money for the Ohio pig farmers.
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Old 2012-09-12, 20:07
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Old 2012-09-13, 05:06
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Shit, I didn't even know about 40 Watt Sun! I just downloaded their album, after 3 minutes of the first track I can tell I'm gonna like this.

Fuck, now I gotta start tabbing again...
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Old 2012-09-13, 16:55
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@Bobbi: I know what happened there. A poor immigrant boy - who escaped an Eastern Bloc Gulag after watching his entire family being slaughtered and used for food by his hungry oppressors - was going to steal your car but when he saw the conditions your kind live in he became overwhelmed with guilt and decided to leave the car and count his blessings. He's probably planning to return to his country to set up a benefit rock gig to raise money for the Ohio pig farmers.

Yeah, it's kinda rusty. I hope whoever it was scratched themself and gets lock jaw on their boyfriend. Dang immigrants.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-09-15, 13:39
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Studying at my university fuckin rocks. Free beer everywhere. I feel like I'm missing two or three days haha.

Also my new obsession :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcJ-o_fh1B4
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Old 2012-09-15, 14:31
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There are a some good bands here and there, but overall the magic is gone. The scene as a whole is lacking in originality... those few good bands make it by on the strength of good riffs, energy, and attitude. If you're not into all that, I'd just go back and dig through the fictional bargain bins at filestube dot com and find some older stuff. If you need a link or two to get you started, feel free to PM me.


I'll start with the earlier stuff when the mood strikes me.. I was mainly curious about the new scene since some of the old thrash guys seem to still be releasing material.

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Would be awesome if this wasn't incredibly funny.
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Old 2012-09-15, 16:29
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I'll start with the earlier stuff when the mood strikes me.. I was mainly curious about the new scene since some of the old thrash guys seem to still be releasing material.

Interesting you say that... one of the bands I recommended to you, Warbringer, are apparently a bunch of guys from old Texas thrash bands like Gammacide and Rigor Mortis. Had no idea until a few days ago or I would have mentioned it when I recommended them.

Of course, some of the older bands that occasionally re-unite and release new shit drop some decent stuff, too, but overall the best is in the past. It does seem that most of those old thrash bands have reformed at some point in the past 10 years to drop a new album, too.
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Old 2012-09-16, 05:53
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Gomers, back in my early days we had this only it was called static and it was when the tv or radio stationed signed off about midnight right after playing the National Anthem. Then along came cable and screwed up a good night's sleep.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-09-16, 15:41
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Old 2012-09-16, 22:37
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Do not adjust your settings. We control EVERYTHING!

Edit - Oh, and Gomli, that is one hell of a big step up from that fucking cat.
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Old 2012-09-18, 03:01
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Nightmare material lol

Gomers, I'm impressed.

Oh, if you guys and gals don't see me after Thursday it's because I'm going to be a solo singer at my ladies group. I'm not getting any younger so what the heck, right? I'm sort of nervous, but sort of not. I just hope my lungs and pipes co-operate. That's my biggest worry.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-09-19, 02:27
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