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Old 2012-06-11, 06:23
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Bob went to prom. He looked sharp with his Weird Al curls and tux. You looked mahvelous, Gomers! At least before the the walk home. lol

On another note, Paddy is officially the doctor of MT. He just cured my hiccups which were the most painful I'd ever had. He said he was coming over with his family nearby because a family friend died. After the distraction he asked if I still had the hiccups. DAMN! They were gone!! lol Omg, I'm so gullible.
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Old 2012-06-12, 10:19
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The photos are here right now and HOLY SHIT my queen looked so damn beautiful that night, it's still stunning. Luckily she is one of my friends and we had a little fun after our official dance (we both can't dance for shit but it looked pretty professional I was told afterwards...)

Just look at her and please let out all your jealousy

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Old 2012-06-12, 11:27
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She looks gorgeous. And I hope you mean what I think you mean when you said "a little fun".
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Old 2012-06-13, 11:54
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Gomli - She's hot! I hope you impregnated her.

I missed my prom because I had quit school at the time, but here's me and my gf at her's from a few years ago.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...oth/AnaNick.jpg
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Old 2012-06-13, 15:46
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Haha you both look so adorable on that photo. The bacground looks like some ambient black metal album I bought a few years ago, can't remember which though...

Yeah we disappeared for a little more than half an hour inside her sisters car. Didn't know you could take off a dress that quickly.
I'd have told you guys more directly but simply saying "I fucked her" seemed to be a little too harshly expressed for such a moment full of honor and majesty
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Old 2012-06-13, 18:37
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Old 2012-06-13, 20:23
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Old 2012-06-13, 20:54
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So... Gommers is getting more pussy than any of us ever did? I'm getting plenty right now but that is because of my gf... so that doesn't really count.
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Old 2012-06-13, 21:26
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Three or four different girls in like 9 months isn't exactly what I'd define as "much"...my right hand's still my most faithful girlfriend
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Old 2012-06-14, 05:22
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You guys dress up nicely. As for the rest of the conversation- *covers eyes* LALALALALALALALA

I hope you guys wear raincoats when you're doing that.
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Old 2012-06-14, 07:46
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Gomli - She's hot! I hope you impregnated her.

I missed my prom because I had quit school at the time, but here's me and my gf at her's from a few years ago.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...oth/AnaNick.jpg


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Old 2012-06-14, 08:04
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So... Gommers is getting more pussy than any of us ever did? I'm getting plenty right now but that is because of my gf... so that doesn't really count.


It still counts even if it's all coming from the same girl.

I'm on a pretty rough stretch right now. Haven't been laid since the second week of December. My Grandma had just died and I was pretty distraught, so out of desperation, I called up this stupid bitch I used to smash and her fuckholes temporarily distracted me from my thoughts for a solid three weeks. Turns out that this type of grief lasts a lot longer than that, though. I'd never lost anyone close before, so I honestly had no idea it would be like that.
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Old 2012-06-15, 00:32
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Just put it in the soft/fantasy section of MT porn for now on. Nice woman though
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Old 2012-06-15, 02:38
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It still counts even if it's all coming from the same girl.

I'm on a pretty rough stretch right now. Haven't been laid since the second week of December. My Grandma had just died and I was pretty distraught, so out of desperation, I called up this stupid bitch I used to smash and her fuckholes temporarily distracted me from my thoughts for a solid three weeks. Turns out that this type of grief lasts a lot longer than that, though. I'd never lost anyone close before, so I honestly had no idea it would be like that.


Chris, why didn't you tell us? I'm so sorry. I hope it's getting easier to remember good times and your grief has lessened. *hugs*
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2012-06-15, 02:49
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It still counts even if it's all coming from the same girl.

I'm on a pretty rough stretch right now. Haven't been laid since the second week of December. My Grandma had just died and I was pretty distraught, so out of desperation, I called up this stupid bitch I used to smash and her fuckholes temporarily distracted me from my thoughts for a solid three weeks. Turns out that this type of grief lasts a lot longer than that, though. I'd never lost anyone close before, so I honestly had no idea it would be like that.
Really sorry to hear that man. I don't think there's any "universally applicable" advice except to surround yourself with family and friends (and snakes).

All the best to your family
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Old 2012-06-15, 06:00
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Old 2012-06-15, 07:27
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Chris, why didn't you tell us? I'm so sorry. I hope it's getting easier to remember good times and your grief has lessened. *hugs*

It's no big deal, everybody goes through shit like this. Besides, I'm not sure a message board is the appropriate forum for this type of thing. Not for me, anyway. I wouldn't have even brought it up except I've been feeling a lot better about it lately and it tied in with my story of not being laid since early December.


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Really sorry to hear that man. I don't think there's any "universally applicable" advice except to surround yourself with family and friends (and snakes).

All the best to your family

Fuck my friends and family, I see those niggas all the time. I haven't seen a vagina, on the other hand, since March, and I haven't touched, tasted, or penetrated one since December. That means not once this calendar year; not a time in the past 6 months. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Birthday's coming up soon, though, so maybe I'll get some friends together and go trolling for some. It's always tougher to do that when your birthday ends up on a weekday, though.
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Old 2012-06-15, 17:29
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Birthday's coming up soon, though, so maybe I'll get some friends together and go trolling for some. It's always tougher to do that when your birthday ends up on a weekday, though.


Not where I live, so gather your "niggas" and get your ass over here big boy!
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Old 2012-06-16, 09:22
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It's no big deal, everybody goes through shit like this. Besides, I'm not sure a message board is the appropriate forum for this type of thing. Not for me, anyway.


That's fine if you feel that way. For the most part we're all friends that haven't met yet so if there's a need, and I'm sure I can speak for everyone, we're there.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2012-06-16, 10:38
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