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Old 2012-03-08, 18:44
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Ahaha. I remember that loony Gaahl. So cheesy

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The thing is He loved them, and us, regardless. Whether they, or we, loved Him was up to us.
I hope that doesn't come out as preachy because that's never my intention.


I still occasionally go to church just to hang with friends and family since it's a pretty laid back place.. They almost exclusively deal in the new testament and stick to talking about mercy and what not. They also don't teach flat earth theory or young earth creationism. There are a few intrinsic problems with the new testament though.

1. Falling in love with a man I've never met is a strict requirement
2. God still hates fags
3. He's leaving the earth to be shit on by a red satyr while the believers chill
4. There's plans for a totalitarian regime that lasts forever

The first one presents some serious issues. I'm fine with Hitler maybe making it to the pearly gates, but the non-Christian Jews getting the shaft seems a tad unfair. The second one is dumb since he's basically admitting to creating people that are beyond help. The last two are just fucked up for obvious reasons. Democracy seems impossible in a heavenly dictatorship.

Reconciling that stuff was beyond me.
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Old 2012-03-09, 06:07
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Gomers, I can understand what you're saying if there wasn't historical stuff to back it up. Don't make me quote stuff cuz I can't even quote stuff I've written myself. There's a lot of parellels in different religions about loving others as you would yourself and guidelines that just seem like common sense to live and let live, but in Christianity the resurrection is the most important part. Sometimes even people who are biblically tuned go a long time before they have a realization. Faith isn't an intense constant. Even the disciples who had Jesus right with them had some issues with less than faithful thoughts. It's part of being human.
I think a lot of times the religious entities that get the most publicity are the most detrimental to Christianity. Old Testament writings are before Jesus's teaching and he hung out with all sorts of people who did all the stuff preached against in the Old Testament. The thing is He loved them, and us, regardless. Whether they, or we, loved Him was up to us.
I hope that doesn't come out as preachy because that's never my intention.


There is precious little historical backing. Slavery in Egypt? Not demonstrated. Thousands of people walking back and forth across the Sinai for forty years? Not a shred of evidence. Global flood? Never happened. Kill all the first born in Palestine? Never happened. The bible tells us the dead got up of their graves on the day of the crucifiction. Surely this would warrant some miniscule piece of writing outside the bible? Remember, this was during the height of the Roman empire and them buggers sure knew how to keep their provincial tallies. The bible we have today? The result of some old guys voting on it. We do not know who wrote the gospels - in fact there is not a single eye witness account for any of the spectacular new testament events. And even if there were, I would remind you that there are eye witness accounts not even a decade old about alien abductions. All apart from six-day creation, talking snakes, stuffing the fauna of an entire planet onto a boat, condoning of slavery and so on. Yep, that last one too. In Jesus's own words - I have not come to change the law. The only law he revoked was the sacrificial law.

And you have to wonder about the resurrection. So that's what everything builds on. OK. A biological process that have never been elsewhere observed in nature. In fact, you could make a strong argument from principles of basic physics that it will never happen. This leaves us with pure, good old magic. So, a single, magical event in some obscure and largely unknown corner of the world, at a time of extremely limited global communication, is the way the almighty lord-on-high of wossname chooses to divulge how to escape unending torment. Yea, the concept of hell is not introduced until the new testament. I dunno. I don't think we have the foundations of a working partnership here.
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1. Falling in love with a man I've never met is a strict requirement
2. God still hates fags
3. He's leaving the earth to be shit on by a red satyr while the believers chill
4. There's plans for a totalitarian regime that lasts forever

1. You've never had a deep relationship with someone you've never seen before and you've been on the internet how long?
2. New testament- point that out to me. I don't see it. People hate fags. God loves everybody.
3. Christians are to be the most persecuted people on the planet. They're the red satyr's most targeted audience.
4. Yeah, buddy! I can't comprehend it, but I'm still figuring out a lot of other things.


Time wasn't necessarily the same then as now. They didn't use one of the present day calenders so who's to say how time was determined. Is Mt. Ararat still determined to be the place of the ark?

I agree that the Bible may have it's distortions in translations. One of my friends that's more studied than me was actually questioning the same Bible passage written 2 different ways and, in doing so, produced 2 different meanings. When something like that happens I'd refer someone back to a direct translation of the Greek text since that was the original. But, personally, I take what I can apply to my own life to become a better person and be done with it. I studied very briefly with some Jehovah Witnesses just to see where they were coming from in their ideas. Their lack of celebrating life events was the first thing that turned me off, but the most major was when I point blank asked if biblical passages had one meaning or many. Their reply was only one. I don't believe that for a second because no two people are identical or have identical lives. Needless to say, I'm not a Bible thumper that reads every day, but I do have Divine thought daily.
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Old 2012-03-09, 11:07
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This is how I spend my weekends when I stay at home. Seriously I dress up and drink red wine so I'm in for a journey into myself. Drinking alone rules.

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The thing is He loved them, and us, regardless. Whether they, or we, loved Him was up to us.

Why do you capitalize "him" and "he" ?
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Old 2012-03-09, 11:33
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Man, you can actually taste the smug, self-indulgent pretentiousness while watching that. I guess it's better than tasting Kristian Vikernes cock, but we'd have to ask Gaahl about that one.

I wonder if things are awkward between him and Faust?
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wow!!! i leave for 2 mins and theres about 90 replies ha ha

lets take each one by one

Gomli -you sound like you been readin libral websites and repeating that shit without even thinking if its true!

religion of any kind in the wrong hands will cause troubles like the ones you said but you cant blame a text for how some dumb f**ker interrupts it.I can interrupt any text to prove that michael jackson was born a llama,dont make it true and it dont mean the text i arbitrary chose is bad -it just means im stupid and probably a liberal faggot for believing what ever i want despice what the writer intended me to believe,

not sure if i made sense,i hope you understood what i was saying

Amadeus -i have proven that 'my Religion is right and yours aint' doesnt really stand,im considering to convert from Methodist to Presbyterian!!!! so your stupid retard*d point falls on its pig face

L'B,XXX -i think you seem to be a lone voice in the wilderness around these parts!! i respect any person who can speak there mind despice being outnumbereD BY A STACK O LIBRAL FAGGOT HARBORERS

CHRIS -JESUS CAN GIVE YOU MORE THAN SHOES BELIEVE AND YOULL GET AIR JORDANS!! HA HA



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Given that most of you think this MIND fella is me trolling you seem to be doing a hell of a lot of troll-friendly posting!

MIND, Bobbi is indeed a lone voice in the wilderness, if by "wilderness" you mean "the metal tabs forum" and by "a lone voice" you mean "not a lone voice". I'm atheist but I've mentioned on the forum a few times in the past that Jesus - real or not - had some good shit to say (or have attributed to him by others). There's a trend to discount every single thing about religion when one is an atheist, but to me that's kinda missing the point. Saying Jesus is wrong when he promotes non-violence and meekness on the one hand and then hating religion because of fundamentalist violence on the other is like saying "MacDonalds sells delicious burgers, but I ate a burger from Burger King and it tasted like shit, therefore MacDonalds and every other burger joint in town can go fuck themselves". If you're not into burger analogies, try this one: don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

I don't know about God but I'm pretty sure MIND hates fags. He self-censors swear words but leaves "faggot" in tact. And what the fucking fuck was the point of censoring "retarded" to remove the last E? He already spelled out "retard" which was the offensive part! What a fuckin* stupi* wank*r.

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I wonder if things are awkward between him and Faust?


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L'B,XXX -i think you seem to be a lone voice in the wilderness around these parts!! i respect any person who can speak there mind despice being outnumbereD BY A STACK O LIBRAL FAGGOT HARBORERS


That "stack o libral faggot harborers" have been my friends a very long time. Most of them just ignore me. lol If that sounds strange it really isn't.

Gomers, the capitalization is just out of respect.

Paddy, that burger analogy was brilliant. And I think the MIND guy said he doesn't spell too well or maybe I'm thinking of someone else. I think it was him though.
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L,B'XXX -you remind me of Christ in that respect -he hung out with the scum of the earth to.....i hope your reasons for doing that are the same as His,and im sure they are

Paddy -i dont hate faggots,i pity them.I dont hate any one,and those god hates fags d*ckheads dont respresent Christianity.No body represent Christianity better than Christ -look to his words,not the words of dumasses
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i wonder if the Westboro people missed that passege...? they say there better interrupters of the Bible than any one else,yet they think they know what Christ wants...i dont think Christ would hang around funerals and yell obsceneties.....theres no evidenc in the Bible for that behaviour from Him,the evidence says some thing much different!

i agree with 'don throw the baby out with the bath water",even if your atheist you can find truth and wisdom in this Book,just like you can find wisdom in any bodies writings even if there not from God Himself
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Gomli -you sound like you been readin libral websites and repeating that shit without even thinking if its true!


If my opinion sounds liberal, which still wonders me why, then I guess you can consider me a liberal in relation to religion. That felt soooo wrong to write
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its the librals who seem to be most fascist about religion -they wish it was banned!People who are 'conservitive' are more tolerant to religion and thats just weird to me because conservitives usually the ones to tell people how to live there lifes.


the librals complained about Bush but may be librals are the cause of him havin 2 terms!! your your own worse enemy!! ha ha j/k
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Conservative and structured mean sort of the same thing. That might be why. Liberals are kinda whatever d0od.
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I think it's probably safe to dismiss anyone who swears allegiance to one and only one particular way of thinking, be it liberalism, conservatism or autism. The world isn't black and white except in Poland and parts of Ohio.

Alright Barry/MIND, let's stop pussyfooting around the issue; I have a few questions for you.

1. What's your view on race (not immigration)?
2. What's your view on gay marriage?
3. What's your view on paedophile priests?
4. What's your view on northerners?

I'll break the ice by giving my answers first. Here we go!

1. All races are not equal, if they were equal there wouldn't be racism. Therefore, whites are the bestest

2. Gays have every right to grow to hate each other just like the rest of us. They shouldn't complain about not being able to do it in a church, however. It's like an able-bodied person screaming "discrimination!" by not being allowed to join a wheelchair rugby club. It's not for YOU. If I believed in God and the godliness of church I would have the opposite opinion (weirdly), but I don't; I believe it's a racket, like a social club with a really weird dress code. If you don't like the rules go to a different club. If I wanted to have a heterosexual sex session in a men's swimming baths I'd be chased out with my cock between my legs (which is admittedly where it tends to be most of the time anyway) and that's hardly a "sanctified" place so much as it's a cum-slicked, hair-plugged white-enamel warehouse, but I'm not gonna write to my congressman about it because it's a club which wasn't set up for me.

3. I'm in favour of them; recovering from a torn, gaping anus builds character a hell of a lot quicker than a spell in the army.

4. Northerners like to think they're above everyone else, just because they are. Geographically speaking, anyway.
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4. Northerners like to think they're above everyone else, just because they are. Geographically speaking, anyway.


BassB', PST, and ChrisR' are above me. The hell if I'm looking up! Geographically speaking.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Greatest post ever. Ever.

And what the fuck have I been reading? Its almost like the old MT, but people are still being civil. Lets get some hate up in this. Black Metal 2012, amirite?
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My goodness. This is the most awesome activity I've seen here in forever! I have absolutely nothing to add

Except for this: I worship a poorly made sculpture that I made out of clay that slightly resembles the lower half of Paddy and the upper half of Dylan.

@Paddy: if you send me a picture I can attach this to the sculpture. As of now I just have Dylan's face cut out and taped to the head of the sculpture.

I pray to it every night. Butt naked. And then I sleep soundly.
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You know you're getting old when you refer to MT as the old MT.

PadLan sound like a mythological South Park character only a heckova lot scarier.

I thought it was bizarre yesterday that the sermon "Whose Fool Are You?" tied into our conversation. 1 Corinthians 1:18 The message of the crucifixion is insanity to the lost, but to those of us who have life it is the power of God.

That pretty much sums it up. Even the disciples were skeptical until they experienced the death and resurrection, but then they knew.

Okay, now on to traditional MT metally stuff.
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