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Old 2011-10-23, 13:37
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Yet Another Victim of Mormonism Lives to Tell the Tale

Pr0az, although your skin has been dyed red by God because your people aren't Christians, and although you've had to put up with the horror of Mormons making a point of not knocking your door, you mean more to us here at MetalTabs than 3 or 4 DVD boxsets of Doctor Who or indeed an original vinyl pressing of Baywatch: The Soundtrack.

Happy birthday pal, you've survived twenty-four years - or frifty-seben bloogatrons, as they say on Jupiter - despite the repeated attempts by Joe Pesci to strong-arm you out of your treehouse casino. Any man who avoids being Pescified for that long deserves recognition, and it is with great pride that I present you with this award:

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Old 2011-10-23, 15:01
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Old 2011-10-23, 15:20
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Old 2011-10-23, 17:26
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Pr0az, although your skin has been dyed red by God because your people aren't Christians, and although you've had to put up with the horror of Mormons making a point of not knocking your door

That's what he gets for being a filthy, fucking Lamanite.

I'm sorry, Pr0az, but that's a lie because I'm not really sorry at all. God made you red for the same reason he made coral snakes red; to warn everything else to stay away from you.
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Old 2011-10-23, 20:47
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Old 2011-10-23, 22:46
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Old 2011-10-24, 04:11
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