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Old 2011-09-04, 19:17
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The MetalTabs Read-along!

I've had yet another fantastic idea! Let's use this thread to share audio recordings of snippets of conversations which were funny or shameful, with other members playing the roles of the original posters! Using funny voices and accents and sound effects and such! OH BOY!

I recommend Soundcloud.com for sharing the audio, but whatever you use make it something streamable.

Paste the quotes you're using so we can "read along", using the QUOTE tags like normal so we can also see who said what.

This will be a success. Say it with me, all together or it won't work:

THIS WILL BE A SUCCESS.
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Old 2011-09-04, 23:05
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Wait, so if I wanted to quote you I would just post a recording of me quoting you and then someone else would make the reply that happened, or I'd do the whole thing? I also would suggest using Vocaroo.

Either way: http://vocaroo.com/?media=v5A2eiUl01eiwlXsP (kind of loud, turn down speakers)
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Old 2011-09-05, 05:31
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HAHAHAHAHA that's the idea!!

Collaborative works would be fantastic but probably a pain in the ass to organise, so for those who can't be arsed just record all of the voices yourselves. And you don't gotta personally quote anyone to make it happen, you can just tap into old conversations you weren't necessarily a part of or whatever. It's like this thread is the MT highlights reel, but with audio!

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Old 2011-09-05, 06:01
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Wait, so if I wanted to quote you I would just post a recording of me quoting you and then someone else would make the reply that happened, or I'd do the whole thing? I also would suggest using Vocaroo.

Either way: http://vocaroo.com/?media=v5A2eiUl01eiwlXsP (kind of loud, turn down speakers)


HAHA

That was actually funny. Please do more!
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Old 2011-09-05, 11:38
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I had to do a lot of deep digging to find this one. Hopefully you guys enjoy.


http://vocaroo.com/?media=vfivEQmqaMHdeAwly

(takes a few seconds to start)

post: http://metaltabs.com/forum/showpost...1&postcount=161
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Old 2011-09-05, 13:18
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Someone seriously needs to do the Epic Tale of Chris vs SoE.
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Old 2011-09-05, 14:55
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that'd be about a conversation of 2h straight (only Chris's part).

but srsly how came this idea to your mind Irelandian?
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Old 2011-09-05, 18:25
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I had to do a lot of deep digging to find this one. Hopefully you guys enjoy.


http://vocaroo.com/?media=vfivEQmqaMHdeAwly

(takes a few seconds to start)

post: http://metaltabs.com/forum/showpost...1&postcount=161

HAHAHA, fantastic. When I saw the quote before the audio started I thought to myself "Oh please sound like a fucking mouth-breathing neckbeard". Perfectly executed.

I'll do more later tonight when I got time, there's a few Transient ones I'd like to do. I'd do Paddy but I can't do accents for shit.
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Old 2011-09-06, 10:01
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Haha I don't think I'll be able to read TD's posts the same ever again.

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but srsly how came this idea to your mind Irelandian?
I started with the title and worked backwards!

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I'd do Paddy...
Take a number.

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...but I can't do accents for shit.
Meh, just do whatever feels right. That is, do me as a black man.
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Old 2011-09-06, 11:16
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Meh, just do whatever feels right. That is, do me as a black man.


http://vocaroo.com/?media=vtuLmlEPuzuRXUV8L

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im alright, getting a masters, in a happy relationship, continual medical problems, looking more and more like warren zevon. and you?


http://vocaroo.com/?media=v0sG4ZYAQhx4tPADO
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Old 2011-09-06, 12:07
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Old 2011-09-06, 12:13
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That is the most perfect impression of a Welsh accent I've ever heard.
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Old 2011-09-06, 13:32
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That is the most perfect impression of a Welsh accent I've ever heard.


haha, I'll take it!
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Old 2011-09-06, 16:27
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Lol water boy from hell.
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Old 2011-09-06, 16:49
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lol @ the Tranz quote
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Old 2011-09-06, 19:40
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AHAHAHA! Dammit, that is better than any Tranny I could do.

This is pretty much how I heard everything he said: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vUwKNM9Qn7gMDx7Xy (kinda loud)
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Old 2011-09-06, 19:59
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This is pretty much how I heard everything he said: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vUwKNM9Qn7gMDx7Xy (kinda loud)
Did I hear "nigger tits"? I can usually hear them "clapping" as a two-cow-tongues-nailed-to-a-door Nubian rides a zebra passed my window but I've never actually heard it said aloud.

I have an erection. Not invoked just by thoughts of brown jubblies or by the hilarious shit posted so far, but by how fucking fantastic I am for coming up with this thread.
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Old 2011-09-07, 10:24
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Dyldo I fucking love you. Going through an actual chemical depression now no joke and this shit kind of made my day holy fuck. Now check out Archer.
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Old 2011-09-07, 13:19
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Haha, glad it put a smile on your face. I've been there, man. Hope everything turns up soon. I will check out Archer tonight. Promise.

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Not invoked just by thoughts of brown jubblies or by the hilarious shit posted so far, but by how fucking fantastic I am for coming up with this thread.

Its a pretty fun idea. Did you make it up or steal it from another forum?
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