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Old 2011-06-10, 12:36
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4chan is a source, for many... many things.


Man 4chan is by far the worst forum I've ever seen. Amazingly enough how chaotic that forum is they can pull together to do DDos attacks. I remember a thread on there about sexing your sister.
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Old 2011-06-10, 13:27
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I am so lost. So lost. Out to see. In a chainsaw without a forest and I know I should edit that, but that's how messed up and distressed I am. My old puter got heat stroke so I'm using dear eldest son's tower. I'm hoping its a minor thing or I'm going to just curl up in a corner whimpering and repeating- I should know to never trust electronics because they're evil........
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Old 2011-06-10, 20:11
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Out to see what? Out to see what? Oh, and I don't know if this will make you feel any better, but it's us who construct the electronics that are the actual wellsprings of the evil, really. That, and out to see what?

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Man 4chan is by far the worst forum I've ever seen. Amazingly enough how chaotic that forum is they can pull together to do DDos attacks. I remember a thread on there about sexing your sister.


It's dark in there...
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Old 2011-06-10, 23:45
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Old 2011-06-11, 00:01
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Man 4chan is by far the worst forum I've ever seen. Amazingly enough how chaotic that forum is they can pull together to do DDos attacks. I remember a thread on there about sexing your sister.


That'd be an awesome read though
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Old 2011-06-14, 06:51
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Wish I had a stalker like this:

NSFW (contains the man's uneventful gun-in-mouth suicide at the end, but it's worth watching even if you're a sissy)
http://goregrish.com/the-video-diary-of-ricardo-lopez/

It's an hour-and-forty minutes of an 18 hour video diary from Ricardo López, the guy who stalked Björk.

I can't wait to see Gomli's video when he finally cracks and starts sending letter bombs to David Hasselhoff.
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Old 2011-06-14, 07:57
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I can't wait to see Gomli's video when he finally cracks and starts sending letter bombs to David Hasselhoff.


Only two persons exist for me that could be worth stalking:
Julia Bond and Lisa Ann.

Killing Hasselhoff would be badass though
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Old 2011-06-14, 08:05
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Only two persons exist for me that could be worth stalking:
Julia Bond and Lisa Ann.

So you either love big, fake titties or fat, jiggly ass. I prefer fat, jiggly ass myself, but to each his own.

One thing we can all agree upon; a well known fact the world over, is that all Germans *LOVE* David Hasselhoff.
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Old 2011-06-14, 13:40
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Only two persons exist for me that could be worth stalking:
Julia Bond and Lisa Ann.

Killing Hasselhoff would be badass though

Julia Bond, really? She's so plain and, as stated, fake, and the only interesting thing about her is that she hasn't gotten AIDS yet. I think Bjork is a perfect stalking candidate and proved to be so. I'm wearing her panties on my head as I type this. I also stalk Richard. He doesn't know this, but I moved to NYC (the lower east side, where he resides, naturally) and eat in the deli he works three times a day.

I'd stalk Gail Simmons next if I needed another sexy Jewish chef in my life. Fuck me do I have a crush on her.
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Old 2011-06-14, 19:50
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Muthafucka! Punk-assed bitch! The path of the righteous man! Now that's a tasty burger! Niebaum! There's some muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane muthafucka! Fuck you! Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
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Old 2011-06-14, 20:03
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Old 2011-06-14, 20:34
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Muthafucka! Punk-assed bitch! The path of the righteous man! Now that's a tasty burger! Niebaum! There's some muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane muthafucka! Fuck you! Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
Ooooh! I think I'm gonna like you. I'll even love you if you'd let me!

I'm so bad, I know! Somebody stop me!
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Old 2011-06-14, 22:14
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Ooooooooookaaaaaaaay...
Oh I'm sorry, did I break yo' concentration? I don't remember aksin' you a God damn thing.

Yes Jon Venables and Robert Thompson deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell! Along with the rest of those Merseyside faggots! This is some fucked up, repugnant shit.

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Ooooh! I think I'm gonna like you. I'll even love you if you'd let me!
You think? Cracka, we ain't got time fo' yo' thinking! They gonna blow up the muthafuckin' train, muthafucka!

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I'm so bad, I know! Somebody stop me!
I'll stop yo' ass wit' ma AK, muthafucka! Does he look like a bitch? DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH?

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Old 2011-06-14, 22:29
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Sammy, how come you never acted with me? I've been working with Danny Glover so long that I sometimes forget he's a subhuman brownie, I'd like to work with some fresh black pudding for a change so that I don't grow too attached and drop my guard thus opening up my mid-section to liberalism. I just hope you don't end up pulling a Danny on me and shanking me in the bathroom for taking the last pig trotter from the cafeteria. I don't even like them, I just eat 'em to piss off Spielberg.

Rip T., Jew your way back to San Francisco.
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Old 2011-06-15, 00:30
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I'll stop yo' ass wit' ma AK, muthafucka! Does he look like a bitch? DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH?
What?

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Rip T., Jew your way back to San Francisco.
What was it they said about lovers scorned, again? Haters gonna hate, aren't they Melanie? By the way, that's an ugly shade of BITCH you're wearing today!

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Old 2011-06-15, 00:30
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Christ loves all of his children, no matter what their race, creed or sex/sexuality. I don't, however. I dispatched a wiry Chink in the 70s - just to see what his slope-eyed face looked like as my heel rocketed towards his jaw - and I can dispatch any number of Micks, Spics, blacks, Jews or Liverpudlians at my leisure with equal finesse and bone-crunching grace. So simmer down ya rancid mismatch of hilarious ethnic characters or I'll unleash a whirlwind of charlie horses - in your FACES.
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Old 2011-06-15, 00:35
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What?
You know nothing of my work, muthafucka!

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What was it they said about lovers scorned, again?
Scorned? You mean infected with gut-rotting AIDS? YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!
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Old 2011-06-15, 00:58
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Christ loves all of his children, no matter what their race, creed or sex/sexuality. I don't, however. I dispatched a wiry Chink in the 70s - just to see what his slope-eyed face looked like as my heel rocketed towards his jaw - and I can dispatch any number of Micks, Spics, blacks, Jews or Liverpudlians at my leisure with equal finesse and bone-crunching grace. So simmer down ya rancid mismatch of hilarious ethnic characters or I'll unleash a whirlwind of charlie horses - in your FACES.


Oh goodness you guys, it's Him, I'm melting.
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Old 2011-06-15, 02:15
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I'm old enough to remember Rip and his confetti. Someone's boredom and lack of meds really created some entertainment.
And I thought Dylpickle's Dick confessions were funny. ummm nevermind.....
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Old 2011-06-15, 05:02
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Julia Bond, really?

I'd stalk Gail Simmons next if I needed another sexy Jewish chef in my life. Fuck me do I have a crush on her.


I like her tattoos and her ass. That's enough for me!

But come on Gail Simmons???
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Fuckin weird man
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