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Old 2011-06-09, 04:04
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I'd go with suicide by cop. Rob some banks or high speed car chase and at the end just let the cops do the work.
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Old 2011-06-09, 04:08
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Sagan's dead, he ain't listening.


I know [he said smugly]. Being a Saganist means that type of remark merely crashes into a big, pathetic, stinking pile of "Yea... so?". Ha.

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Old 2011-06-09, 04:15
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Ulcers? Be careful what you're ingesting. That doesn't sound too good, Gomers.

Ulcers are famous for creating pain. I don't have any. It's just unbelievable how much my guts are gurgling and how much gas I'm producing.
I have way too many problems in my life. I'm so emo
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Old 2011-06-09, 04:18
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Ulcers are famous for creating pain. I don't have any. It's just unbelievable how much my guts are gurgling and how much gas I'm producing.
I have way too many problems in my life. I'm so emo



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Old 2011-06-09, 08:34
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Gommers, you have the uberecoli. I heard that's how it starts.

I think I'd like to go out like this: Go to some bar or party and bring some slutbag back home. During sex just pull out a handgun while laughing manically and shoot myself, dying on top and inside of her. She'll never forget me!
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Old 2011-06-09, 09:24
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Just as a small addendum to the preceding RTT (glances at Chris) I thought this was both fun and interesting. Tighter budgetary rules and bank supervision - coming down hard on classic white collar crime - did indeed play an important role in this little sunshine story. Also, those Sweden Democrats - that's SaE mulitiplied by a few thousand and nineteen seats in riksdagen. Same old, same old.
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Old 2011-06-09, 09:48
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Old 2011-06-09, 10:55
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Gommers, you have the uberecoli. I heard that's how it starts.

I think I'd like to go out like this: Go to some bar or party and bring some slutbag back home. During sex just pull out a handgun while laughing manically and shoot myself, dying on top and inside of her. She'll never forget me!


hahaha I should not find that funny, but I do.
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Old 2011-06-09, 20:18
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Gommers, you have the uberecoli. I heard that's how it starts.


Nah I don't have bloody diarrhea nor any extreme gut cramps that cause paralysis
Suprisingly the little fucker changed and now he loves to climb your nerves and give you epilepsy.
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Just bought a new (kind of) monsterPC, GTA IV AND ASSASSINS CREED BROTHERHOOD CRYSIS 2 ALL OPTIONS ON AAAAAAAWWWWWWWSHITBOUTTAGETREEEEEAAAL

Also I fell asleep with my MP3 still on, playing this. Woke up crying. Awesome.
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Old 2011-06-10, 05:59
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I once fell asleep with my iPod on listening to Radiohead, and I don't know what setting it was on but the band right after them was Rage Against The Machine. Bulls On Parade came on and woke me up instantly. It was very confusing lol.
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Old 2011-06-10, 06:49
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Going back to the topic of suicide, someone committed it because the new South Park episode was so depressing.

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I once fell asleep with my iPod on listening to Radiohead, and I don't know what setting it was on but the band right after them was Rage Against The Machine. Bulls On Parade came on and woke me up instantly. It was very confusing lol.


I used to turn on Opeth's Blackwater Park and end up falling asleep about halfway through The Leper Affinity. Rude awakening when the next track would come on.
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Old 2011-06-10, 07:33
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I actually needed to listen to my mp3 players to fall asleep for a few years. Then my last zune died (it's what they're built to do) a couple of weeks ago...

I was actually close to building a slumber playlist right before it happened. I find certain albums to be unbelievably relaxing and help me drift off into sleep. Perhaps counter-intuitively, all of those albums are metal. A few off the top of my head-

Morbid Angel - Gateways to Annihilation
Sadus - Swallowed in Black
Pestilence - Malleus Maleficarum
Suffocation - Breeding the Spawn
Watchtower - Energetic Disassembly
Monstrosity - Imperial Doom
Destruction - Release from Agony
Megadeth - Peace Sells
Sepultura - Arise
Sacrifice - Forward to Termination
Morbid Saint - Spectrum of Death

I find that albums with a dark production work best, but those with an atmospheric production also work well, as do those with a lot of mid-paced songs.
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Old 2011-06-10, 08:05
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Going back to the topic of suicide, someone committed it because the new South Park episode was so depressing.

Whhhaaat? Source, please. Still haven't seen it though its sitting in my DVR.
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Old 2011-06-10, 08:24
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Whhhaaat? Source, please. Still haven't seen it though its sitting in my DVR.

Not really a legit source, just stuff I read on 4chan. http://imgur.com/DoS1f
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Old 2011-06-10, 10:28
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4chan.. a.. source?

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I actually needed to listen to my mp3 players to fall asleep for a few years. Then my last zune died (it's what they're built to do) a couple of weeks ago...

I was actually close to building a slumber playlist right before it happened. I find certain albums to be unbelievably relaxing and help me drift off into sleep. Perhaps counter-intuitively, all of those albums are metal. A few off the top of my head-

Morbid Angel - Gateways to Annihilation
Sadus - Swallowed in Black
Pestilence - Malleus Maleficarum
Suffocation - Breeding the Spawn
Watchtower - Energetic Disassembly
Monstrosity - Imperial Doom
Destruction - Release from Agony
Megadeth - Peace Sells
Sepultura - Arise
Sacrifice - Forward to Termination
Morbid Saint - Spectrum of Death

I find that albums with a dark production work best, but those with an atmospheric production also work well, as do those with a lot of mid-paced songs.

I don't know how the fuck you sleep to that. I can't fall asleep if there's music on and I have to be either extremely tired or drunk to fall asleep with the TV on.

This just in: I just found out PJ Harvey is pretty cool. I always thought she was a black man when I heard her name up until about a week ago.
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Old 2011-06-10, 10:41
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I actually needed to listen to my mp3 players to fall asleep for a few years. Then my last zune died (it's what they're built to do) a couple of weeks ago...

I was actually close to building a slumber playlist right before it happened. I find certain albums to be unbelievably relaxing and help me drift off into sleep. Perhaps counter-intuitively, all of those albums are metal. A few off the top of my head-

Morbid Angel - Gateways to Annihilation
Sadus - Swallowed in Black
Pestilence - Malleus Maleficarum
Suffocation - Breeding the Spawn
Watchtower - Energetic Disassembly
Monstrosity - Imperial Doom
Destruction - Release from Agony
Megadeth - Peace Sells
Sepultura - Arise
Sacrifice - Forward to Termination
Morbid Saint - Spectrum of Death

I find that albums with a dark production work best, but those with an atmospheric production also work well, as do those with a lot of mid-paced songs.


I'm with you on pretty much all of those. Though my all time favorite lullaby band is Opeth. Dunno why, I love their music. There's just something soothing and relaxing about it.
Then again, I'm blessed with this wonderful ability to basically lie down, decide "Sleep" and turn off like flipping a power switch.
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Its laughable but I really wouldn't doubt it at all.
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4chan is a source, for many... many things.
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