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Old 2011-05-18, 06:35
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Is that the sequel to Debbie Does Dallas?


hahaha. This page was a good read.

EDIT: the previous page was a good read.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-05-18, 07:26
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My balls hurt from not wanking. Its sad that there is no new material in the gore thread and there never will be.
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Old 2011-05-18, 07:45
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Oh I just got the greatest idea! Lets have a MT Self-Mutilation thread! We can all chop our balls off and shit. It'll be a blast.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-05-18, 08:07
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sounds like a pretty good idea. I have a vice in my garage and several sharp objects, but only a cellphone camera.
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Old 2011-05-18, 09:37
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sounds like a pretty good idea. I have a vice in my garage and several sharp objects, but only a cellphone camera.

Hahaha. You'd think someone going to such lengths to do something so horrible would be better at documenting it.
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Old 2011-05-18, 09:41
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My eldest son that was a self induced eunuch's website already so your idea has already been done.
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Old 2011-05-18, 10:13
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Your eldest won was a self induced eunuch's website?
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Old 2011-05-18, 10:27
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My eldest son that was a self induced eunuch's website already so your idea has already been done.

I'm not sure if this is cryptic or just really weird sentence structure
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Old 2011-05-18, 10:59
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DAMN IT PADDY!!! rofl

That's not what I posted!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-05-18, 11:01
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Old 2011-05-18, 11:11
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hahaha. I wonder what Paddy will do to this post?

Probably nothing, it's not my style baby.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Last edited by Paddy : 2011-05-18 at 23:03. Reason: Vulgar display of power and genitals.
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Old 2011-05-18, 11:22
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DAMN IT PADDY!!! rofl

That's not what I posted!

He didn't! It'd say at the bottom he did.

Chris's note: See?
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Old 2011-05-18, 12:16
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clearly the mods are plotting against us...

See how this post says I edited it? It would if Paddy did that. Its clear that LB is now officially senile.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-05-18, 13:13
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...or she's simply trying to frame him. Then again, I can't for the life of me see why she'd do that, seeing as there isn't a heinous act of despicable criminality in the world that you wouldn't assume he was guilty of anyway.
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Old 2011-05-18, 13:24
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So yea, we've reached our conclusion: she's gone bonkers.
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Old 2011-05-18, 14:26
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He edited it to look the same as the background color. I cannot tell a lie. He was partly to blame!! I was talking to my son and his girlfriend, talking to Paddy, and writing on here so technically it IS his fault.

Senile? Paddy has absolute proof that I am. He heard me sing! LAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-05-18, 18:30
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I'm a little bit confuzzled now...
So LB is senile, the mods suck and Amadeus is again writing some shit I don't understand at all. Maybe it's because I worked 14 hours for school yesterday and it's 6am now
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Old 2011-05-18, 23:18
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It's not Bobbi's fault. Splashing around in her hick gene pool is a slightly modified humanesque species which has a capped supply of intelligence. When a child is born in Ohio the mother must donate around half of her IQ to the child, so they have half each, and it never replenishes. When one of them dies, the others divide the brain between them and have a feast of what the locals call "City Chicken", bumping each of their IQs up a point. Given that this species has been around since the days of Noah (they didn't need to get on the arc, their flipper hands made it quite easy for them to simply follow closely behind) you can imagine how little brain power is available to them in 2011. To be honest Bobbi deserves a round of applause for even being able to slam her thumbless stumps against the keyboard at all.

THREE CHEERS FOR BOBBI! Actually, make that one cheer, I don't know if she ever learnt her 2s and 3s.

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Old 2011-05-19, 00:08
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Don't make fun of my flipper flappin'!! What's a city chicken?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2011-05-19, 00:14
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In keeping with the tradition of toothless backwardness in Hick Tick Village, City Chicken is in fact pork. And that leaves us to surmise that Ohioans refer to actual pork as Irishman's Curds.
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