hahaha. This page was a good read.

EDIT: the previous page was a good read.

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My balls hurt from not wanking. Its sad that there is no new material in the gore thread and there never will be.

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Oh I just got the greatest idea! Lets have a MT Self-Mutilation thread! We can all chop our balls off and shit. It'll be a blast.

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sounds like a pretty good idea. I have a vice in my garage and several sharp objects, but only a cellphone camera.

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Hahaha. You'd think someone going to such lengths to do something so horrible would be better at documenting it.

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My eldest son that was a self induced eunuch's website already so your idea has already been done.

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Your eldest won was a self induced eunuch's website?

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I'm not sure if this is cryptic or just really weird sentence structure

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DAMN IT PADDY!!! rofl

That's not what I posted!

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I didn't do shit!!!!

hahaha. I wonder what Paddy will do to this post?

Probably nothing, it's not my style baby.

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He didn't! It'd say at the bottom he did.

Chris's note: See?

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clearly the mods are plotting against us...

See how this post says I edited it? It would if Paddy did that. Its clear that LB is now officially senile.

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...or she's simply trying to frame him. Then again, I can't for the life of me see why she'd do that, seeing as there isn't a heinous act of despicable criminality in the world that you wouldn't assume he was guilty of anyway.

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So yea, we've reached our conclusion: she's gone bonkers.

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He edited it to look the same as the background color. I cannot tell a lie. He was partly to blame!! I was talking to my son and his girlfriend, talking to Paddy, and writing on here so technically it IS his fault.

Senile? Paddy has absolute proof that I am. He heard me sing! LAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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I'm a little bit confuzzled now...
So LB is senile, the mods suck and Amadeus is again writing some shit I don't understand at all. Maybe it's because I worked 14 hours for school yesterday and it's 6am now

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It's not Bobbi's fault. Splashing around in her hick gene pool is a slightly modified humanesque species which has a capped supply of intelligence. When a child is born in Ohio the mother must donate around half of her IQ to the child, so they have half each, and it never replenishes. When one of them dies, the others divide the brain between them and have a feast of what the locals call "City Chicken", bumping each of their IQs up a point. Given that this species has been around since the days of Noah (they didn't need to get on the arc, their flipper hands made it quite easy for them to simply follow closely behind) you can imagine how little brain power is available to them in 2011. To be honest Bobbi deserves a round of applause for even being able to slam her thumbless stumps against the keyboard at all.

THREE CHEERS FOR BOBBI! Actually, make that one cheer, I don't know if she ever learnt her 2s and 3s.

Nah, she's not a bad lass. And she sings like an ANGEL! A really old angel from Hickspittle Hicksville who has to smoke her 80 cigarettes a day through her gaping, necrosis-encrusted tracheotomy.

Don't make fun of my flipper flappin'!! What's a city chicken?

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In keeping with the tradition of toothless backwardness in Hick Tick Village, City Chicken is in fact pork. And that leaves us to surmise that Ohioans refer to actual pork as Irishman's Curds.