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Or do like Gomli and just have someone pee on your leg. lol
I dare him to come back and read that in 20 years. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-05-14, 17:34
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We shall be sure to send his future boss a memo to be certain that nothing will be forgotten.
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2011-05-15, 01:12
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That's your official job now. Mark your futuristic calender so whatever you're doing you can come back and make sure it's bumped up and shown to him and his cronies.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-05-15, 08:04
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hangover hangover, hung with an over hang. piss bucket.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2011-05-15, 11:29
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BET MINES BETTER!
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2011-05-15, 14:09
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Dylan, what the hell is that link in your sig?? I just clicked it for the first time after noticing you changed it from DeadHeadRoses.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2011-05-15, 14:26
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Ahahaha! Paddy did that, along with the entire album it links to. Alien McGreenface is an incredible composer.
Oh yeah, I was suppose to send you shit. I'll get right on it!
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2011-05-15, 17:42
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YES. Fucking send it over.... please. 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2011-05-15, 19:17
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Or do like Gomli and just have someone pee on your leg. lol
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No. Urine ≠ gypsy tears. Bad advice like that can kill someone, you really ought to be more careful.
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2011-05-15, 19:35
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No. Urine ≠ gypsy tears. Bad advice like that can kill someone, you really ought to be more careful.
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Intention interpretation disorder. It can be a horrible thing.
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2011-05-16, 06:36
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Yeah, I mean... when you're dealing with something as serious as Jew spells, you don't fuck around.
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2011-05-16, 15:42
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Yeah, I should have known better. I'm older, but not necessarily wiser.
Man, my computer was making some really strange noises recently. It kept sounding like it was saying "testicles." Maybe it was bad juju.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-05-16, 17:58
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Let's face it, your computer is gay and is expressing its desires as such. Not saying there's anything wrong with that, no one's judging anyone here, but you might wanna consider all eventualities next time you have a repairman over to lift its hood and have a look.
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2011-05-17, 02:37
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0o0o0o!! Bob's fiance called and her daughter is in labor! Everybody PUSH!!! lol I'm gonna be a great grandma again!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-05-17, 09:09
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I tried the whole "grandma" thing once. It just didn't turn me on.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2011-05-17, 09:41
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If you can position them right so that their catheter bag doesn't pop and spill all over you it can be enjoyable. Different, but enjoyable.
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2011-05-17, 10:21
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If you had said that about a year ago, I'd give it a go. Unfortunately, I've moved on. I totally believe you, though.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2011-05-17, 10:40
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Grandfathers, now...
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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2011-05-17, 12:55
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Are sexy. Always.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
2011-05-17, 15:20
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