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View Poll Results: Who Would You Fuck if You Absolutely Had to?
Amadeus 1 0.00%
Chris Rezendes 2 0.00%
drawn&quartered 1 0.00%
Dyldo 4 0.00%
Gomli 2 0.00%
JoeYngVai 0 0%
johnmansley 0 0%
BassBehemoth 63705 49.99%
PST 88 1 0.00%
Requiem 1 0.00%
Paddy 63706 50.00%
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Old 2011-05-05, 23:16
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By the way, I have a small comment about the third pic. I know you're in college n'all, but even a high school kid failing physics could tell you that you cannot lift yourself off the ground.

"LOOK! I'm doing it, I'm doing it!"

NO Chris. NO.



Actually, using superconducting trousers and a somewhat inventive floor design...
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Old 2011-05-06, 01:32
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Aw, Chris, you're a cutie. Okay, I like the shower curtain in the last one and it would actually go with my multicolored daisy curtains in my bathroom. Those are cool pictures though.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Old 2011-05-06, 02:34
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That grin....that muthafuckin heartmeltin grin...I'd so do him
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Old 2011-05-06, 02:46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Rezendes

Anybody else notice the person that looks like a running ghost?

And is that a feather on your shoe?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2011-05-06, 05:17
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And is that a feather on your shoe?
He's a government-designated bird stomper. All of birds' natural predators are in cages in Chris' basement, so he takes over their role as controller of the bird population. This photograph was taken during a "100 Birds in One Day" celebration.
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Old 2011-05-06, 05:31
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Ghosts like to get their groove on, too.
He feeds them to his snakes. duh
Are those Dockers you're wearing, Chris? They look like my eldest's old work pants.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2011-05-06, 05:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
By the way, I have a small comment about the third pic. I know you're in college n'all, but even a high school kid failing physics could tell you that you cannot lift yourself off the ground.

"LOOK! I'm doing it, I'm doing it!"

NO Chris. NO.


No, but I did do it. I also tried to teach others how, but I'm guessing either a. they weren't strong enough or, b. I have the force. I'm still testing stuff out to figure out which.
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Old 2011-05-06, 06:08
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He's a government-designated bird stomper. All of birds' natural predators are in cages in Chris' basement, so he takes over their role as controller of the bird population. This photograph was taken during a "100 Birds in One Day" celebration.

This made me audibly laugh.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2011-05-06, 10:19
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You guys are all teh gheyz.
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Old 2011-05-06, 10:31
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It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards, and I could fuckin' destroy you son. Your knuckles would look like road-kill by the time I'm done with ya.
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