2011-05-01, 12:47
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Don't get your panties in a twist.
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2011-05-01, 23:14
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Okay.
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Originally Posted by Dyldo
His newest line of product is his "Winning Streak" underwear line (a tacky marketing name with the Sheen reference, I think, but hey, whatever sells). This is something I've been paid to do myself, actually! Basically, I wore a tight pair of white (usually Fruit of the Loom, cotton) underwear for a few days while only doing a very minimal amount of wiping so that you get those lovely brown streaks running up and down the backside. The customer also requested that I run 2.5 miles each day so that was interesting (and lucrative!). I had no intention of getting involved in this but as a joke he put my picture up on his site as one of the models you could commission to wear the underwear and I was picked a few times! They were all uncomfortable 5 days but it paid for this computer I am typing to you on.
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How much would you charge to give yourself a big gash with a razor blade, then let it get infected and send me the smelly pus covered bandage dressings?
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-05-02, 09:23
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That sounds kind of dangerous! I'd rather just wear putrid stanky underwear for you. PM me if you're interested.
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2011-05-02, 10:08
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Yeah, well, but you lied. I want my money back.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-05-02, 23:18
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Okay.
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Originally Posted by Dyldo
That sounds kind of dangerous! I'd rather just wear putrid stanky underwear for you. PM me if you're interested.
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Okay okay... my first offer was a little too weird. How about I meet you in the middle: $400.00 for a large vial full of smegma?
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-05-03, 07:43
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Unfortunately I am circumcised, but I know a few freak - I mean, people, that aren't. I can get them to if you want.
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2011-05-03, 22:51
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Okay.
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Haha. I actually have my turtleneck intact. I could produce it myself if I wanted to 
Any offers, Paddy?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-05-03, 23:50
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Post-whore
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Originally Posted by blitz906
How much would you charge to give yourself a big gash with a razor blade, then let it get infected and send me the smelly pus covered bandage dressings?
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Done, done, as soon as I get the money, 20 bucks.
Also why you no check my popsongs 
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2011-05-04, 04:01
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Done, done, as soon as I get the money, 20 bucks.
Also why you no check my popsongs |
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good that you remind me I've downloaded them a few days ago
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
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2011-05-08, 00:00
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Added the Texas Slave Ranch. I'm pretty sure it's a typo; this shit only happens in Ohio, but whateva. |
2011-05-08, 07:53
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Vaginal Warts
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And that is why I don't work on ranches. I could have seen that coming from a mile away. Anybody crazy enough to run a ranch is surely crazy enough to torture you to death with cattle prods.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2011-05-08, 16:51
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Okay.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-05-08, 18:59
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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made me shiver
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-05-09, 04:09
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Okay.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-05-09, 22:32
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Added all of the above (that is, the ones which weren't already added before, ya lazy doesn't-check-shit muthafucka!).
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2011-05-09, 23:29
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Quantum.
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You tell him. How dare he?
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2011-05-10, 00:58
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You tell him. How dare he?
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I don't know, but he did. He DARED. The only thing I hate more than daring is cajoling. That and coat-holding Swedes. |
2011-05-10, 02:53
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I'm sorry everybody  I'm sorry that I let you all down.
If it makes you feel any better, you can all take turns spanking my bare arse.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-05-10, 03:22
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Okay.
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This part made me lol hard:
"During service on the French frigate Hoche, he attempted to eat the severed leg of a crew member hit by cannon fire, before other members of the crew wrestled it from him."
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-05-10, 20:34
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Quantum.
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I don't know, but he did. He DARED. The only thing I hate more than daring is cajoling. That and coat-holding Swedes.
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You do assume, of course, that the sharp edge wasn't aimed at you.
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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