~ The Cream of Wikipedia ~
I'll add the links to this post as you submit them. I'll try to keep them in some kind of order, probably just alphabetical to begin with and possibly categorised later.
| An ancient mechanical computer.
Alien hand syndrome
| When your hand has a mind of its own. My primary defence in all of my court cases.
Allegory of the Cave
| Philosophical musings about stuff and such.
Ancient astronaut theories
| Retarded but fascinating theories about, well, ancient astronauts.
| A forest which features heavily in Japanese mythology.
| A congenital birth defect. Includes images you might find upsetting.
| German cannibal, which probably doesn't narrow it down much.
| Japanese religious terrorists.
| An ancient battery, presumably for use in ancient remote controls.
| Pipe-like formations whose origins are disputed.
Belgian UFO wave
| A series of triangular UFO sightings over Belgium.
| An unidentified underwater sound recorded by the NOAA.
Book of Kells
| A beautiful Celtic rendering of the four Gospels; a landmark cultural achievement.
Brain in a vat
| Philosophical musings about reality.
| Urban legend about a ghost living under a bridge.
| When you believe your loved one has been replaced by an imposter.
| Classic boy meets girl
| Man with tail. Kinda.
Charles Bonnet syndrome
| Vision-impaired people having visual hallucinations.
| A Polish solider who couldn't stop eating.
| A South Korean cannibal gang.
Children kept in captivity
| A list of notable cases of children who got what they deserved.
| Carl Jung's theory about an inherited unconscious.
Concrete-Encased High School Girl Murder Case
| Teenagers indulging in a bit of recreational torture/murder.
| A kind of religion which casts the veracity all others into serious doubt.
Cleveland Torso Murderer
| An unidentified serial killer.
The Cure for Insomnia
| A 3 and a half day long movie featuring poetry, porn and heavy metal.
David Parker Ray
| Serial killer/torturer with a $100,000 torture chamber.
| A young boy with a ruined cock is reassigned as a girl, but doesn't quite take to it.
| IBM's involvement in the boosted efficiency of the Final Solution.
| The deeper you go the bigger they get. Kinda like yo' mama's pussy.
| A high society cunt who tortured black slaves.
| An extremely nasty teenage serial killing duo responsible for the "3 Guys 1 Hammer" video.
| A birth defect also known as Leprechaunism, for obvious reasons.
| Philosophical musings about what can be considered reality.
Dyatlov Pass incident
| Nine ski hikers die.
| You get fuckin' born with your fuckin' heart on the outside of your body. FUCK.
Exploding head syndrome
| Brain screams.
| An incredibly sick bitch from the olden days who features prominently in black metal lyrics.
| A severe birth defect which causes the brain to be developed outside the skull. Contains an image of the condition.
Experiments in the Revival of Organisms
| The movie Disney has been ripping off for decades. Contains a pic of a decapitated dog.
| Dreaming that you've woken up.
| A child who grows up in isolation, away from human contact.
| A haunted hill.
| A British spy known as "Stakeknife" who infiltrated the IRA.
| German serial killer who operated before WWII.
| Josef Fritzl learnt everything he knows about parenting from Bobbi.
| Hexagonal rocks in Northern Ireland which are allegedly interesting.
| An 11-year-old girl murders a 12-year-old girl with a Stanley knife.
| A woman dubbed "the toxic lady" because of her blood's effects on her doctors/nurses.
| A hill which appears to defy the laws of nature, but doesn't.
The Grinning Man
| Is it an alien? Is it a hominid cryptid? Is it a government agent? Is it bollocks?
| A birth defect which makes the baby look like the spawn of Satan himself.
| Suicidal religious cult.
| A stone with some strange carvings.
Hello Kitty murder
| A woman is abducted, tortured, decapitated and the head placed inside a Hello Kitty doll.
| A murder mystery Shakespeare would be proud of.
| A profoundly bizarre optical illusion.
Human reactions to infrasound
| A severe birth defect.
| The act of sewing labia and foreskins shut. Contains photos of the end result.
| Japanese cannibal who escaped a lengthy prison sentence and is now a celebrity.
Information Awareness Office
| Post-9/11 Big Brother surveillance.
James Dallas Egbert III
| A suicidal teenager.
| A mental disorder which affects an unsettlingly large numbers of tourists in Jerusalem.
| Another suicidal religious cult.
John and Lorena Bobbitt
| How to cure a rapist.
John Murray Spear
| A spiritualist who wanted to create an electrified Messiah.
| A Japanese sex offender who kidnapped, raped and murdered 7-year-old Kaede Ariyama.
| A kid who claimed to have grown up in a cell.
| Possible evidence that Scandinavian explorers reached North American in the 14th century.
| Badass disease that makes you laugh until you die.
Lead Masks Case
| Two inexplicably dead electricians with weird outfits.
| The world's youngest MILF.
| An abolished form of brutal capital punishment from China. Contains a black & white photo of the procedure.
List of paradoxes
| A list of mind-melting challenges to your very perception of reality.
List of parasites of humans
List of paraphilias
| A list of sexual kinks/fetishes.
List of phobias
List of serial killers by number of victims
| I can't believe this competition is still ongoing!
| Remember the rat in the movie The Abyss?
| Canadian bisexual porn actor, animal abuser, murderer, cannibal, necrophile and wannabe celebrity.
| A Columbian rapist and serial killer.
Mad Gasser of Mattoon
| A series of gas attacks or a case of mass hysteria?
| A Japanese mass murderer responsible for the Osaka school massacre.
| Pissed off businessman in a modified bulldozer.
| Woman gives birth to rabbits? Dr. House would never have fallen for this shit!
Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion
| A now legendary hacker hijacking of a television broadcast.
| Turn yourself into medicine!
| Michael "Durable Mike" Malloy: the [almost] indestructible Irishman.
| A tiny little penis. The article contains three photographs showing the phenomenon.
Monkeys in Space
| I'm not exactly sure how interesting the article is because I couldn't stop laughing long enough to read it.
| The US government dabbles with time travel.
National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation
| A bizarre last minute pardon for poultry.
Nazi talking dogs
| The Nazis tried training dogs to speak.
| A girl trapped after a natural disaster is unable to be saved.
| A rapist who makes Kobe Bryant look like a gay faggot.
| Nazi scientists have their uses, apparently.
| Artefacts which turn up where they shouldn't.
| A feral child who was raised by dogs.
| The Japs don't enjoy Paris as much as they think they will.
| A Canadian serial killer and rapist.
| A form of penis modification as fucked-up as it sounds. Contains a photo of a split cock.
Penis panic (Koro)
| A syndrome which causes people to fear that their genitalia is shrinking/disappearing.
PlayStation Network outage
| The Sony PlayStation network is shut down by hackers
Pope Lick Monster
| Half man, half goat and
half sheep? The fat fucker!
| Mind control research.
| Mind control research.
| A form of ice stronger than steel?
| An unexplained sound heard by Russian submariners during the Cold War.
Quantum suicide and immortality
| A thought experiment involving quantum mechanics.
| Also known as The Iceman, he was an extremely successful contract killer.
Risks to civilization, humans, and planet Earth
| A short-lived American colony which later became California.
Robert the Doll
| The story of the "cursed" doll which inspired the Child's Play movie(s).
| The tallest (confirmed) man who ever lived.
| A puzzling Roman object.
Saint Patrick's Battalion
| A band of merry disenfranchised immigrants who switched sides during the Mexican/American war.
| Some bizarre chess game played by nature.
Salish Sea human foot discoveries
| Human feet found on the beach.
| Outlawed Indian tradition of a widow burning herself to death on her husband's funeral pyre.
| Considerably more sexy than it sounds; two Irish sisters who brutally hammered/knifed a man to death.
| A church I'd go to.
| "Boy A", a 14-year-old Japanese serial killer.
| Sectarian mass murders from Belfast who received the longest prison sentences in British history.
Slow Down (unidentified sound)
| An underwater sound recording which has yet to be explained.
Solway Firth Spaceman
| A photograph showing a "spaceman" in the background.
| A human skull with some unusual features.
| Extreme panic attack-like reactions to art/natural beauty.
Taman Shud Case
| An unidentified dead guy. Contains a black and white photo of the corpse's face (SFW, but it IS a corpse).
Tanganyika laughter epidemic
| An outbreak of hysterical laughter.
| A French soldier with a bottomless gut.
| The head of a figurine found in Mexico which doesn't appear to belong there.
| Tumour with tissue or undeveloped organ components in it. Contains inoffensive images.
Teresa of Ávila
| A saint nun who nunned the fuck right out of the Spanish renaissance.
| The drug given to pregnant women which severely deformed their babies.
| A really shit radiotherapy machine.
Texas Slave Ranch
| A ranch in Texas which...well, you get the idea. The movie Hoboken Hollow
is loosely based on the case. It's shit.
| Strange messages embedded in asphalt all around the Americas.
| Primitive, superstition-driven brain surgery.
| How dirty Protestants ruined everything in Ireland.
| A serial killer/necrophile/cannibal who was a fan of the Guinea Pig movies.
| Bomb-proof Jap. Survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs.
Tuskegee syphilis experiment
| Unsuspecting black people used as human guinea pigs in the U.S.
| Infamous Japanese biochemical warfare experimentation camp from WWII.
| Female assassins who gradually made themselves immune to poison and then fucked their victims to death.
| An ancient & mysterious handwritten manuscript.
| When the immutable right of religious freedom meets the immovable force of government-sanctioned murderers.
Who put Bella in the Wych Elm?
| Graffiti referring to a body found inside a tree.
Year and a Day
| A strange rule of law which states that you aren't a murderer if your victim doesn't die from whatever you did for a year and a day.
Zapatista Army of National Liberation/EZLN
| Non-violent leftist group which declared war on the Mexican government.