Tom Selleck day is upon us already? I didn't even have a chance to grow a porn 'tache this year!

http://i52.tinypic.com/1z70gtu.png

HAHAHA! Ya fenian bastard ya!

YAAAAAAY!

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Hey Patrik, guess what? Pi is actually 4.0, but a fat kid ate the rest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cunt

Why am I only learning of this guy now?

http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/des...er-rampage.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

It's like the fucker's playing Red Faction: Guerrilla [sic] for real.

Oh man, I so want that shirt.

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No one can eat the pi. You do what you like, in the world of cold, hard objective facts, pi eats you.
That and I hate your sadly unknotted guts.

Two things come to my mind watching and reading that. Part a is that once again I get confirmation that I do indeed not value all human life equally. Seeing as, despite how brutally awesome that was, I can't help but feel satisfaction that at least it ended with him dying, the irresponsible, egotistical, selfish fucking numb wit. Being raped by a warthog would indeed have been a more suitable follow up, but you just have to take what you get.
Part b is that I am not surprised at all that god told him to it. Seriously. I can't even muster the investment to raise an eyebrow anymore.

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I had a feeling you'd say that.

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I find it difficult to believe that you've felt anything since you had that wooden ass installed in 1866.

Sick shit man. and same with what Ian said, if you're ever moving around in the states lemme know. I can arrange something awesome for an upstate new york show


Also... Dystopia is back from his banning?? I thought it was permanent haha

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Nah it was just a month ban, I believe.

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When you're banned for a month you're not supposed to come back to discover you've been unbanned.

As usual, mtv_is_gay is special.

I just saw an advert on the telly asking for £3 a month to save Amazonian jaguars. Nothing like getting your priorities in order, eh?

ahhhhhhhh he noticed it



I want an explanation to that

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Of course I noticed, you're the only reason I continue to post here

Unfortunately being a bit of a dick isn't a bannable offence in and of itself. All he did was ignore warnings not to post any more pot threads. The good news is that the forum has just this minute introduced a 2-strike rule - if you get suspended 2 times you're gone for good. More good news is that the rule only applies to Dystopia. If all of that good news isn't enough for you, try this on for size: all other members of MT are hereby invited to provoke Dystopia into lashing out using any means they deem appropriate in the confidence that they have complete immunity as they do so.

Disclaimer: the above may or may not be true.

Y'know, I was at a meeting with the party group at city hall last week, and I actually thought at one point "Fuck, it'd be great if we could just conduct business the MT-way. Well, maybe not great, but this meeting sure would be over faster, with a noticeably higher degree of instantaneous satisfaction".

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Are you still trying to legalise incestuous marriage? Mate, just move to Ireland; not only is it easier, but it's actively encouraged. Comes with a free radio alarm clock, too!

r there midjits there 2?

Okay, official lash out at Dystopia song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGVgfjnLqc

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See, this is what I mean. Liberal values and instantaneous satisfaction. MT POLITICS FTW!

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Aw, how cute, I accidentally stumbled upon BB's first "I'm new here" thread! http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6361

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Aw, that's so cute.

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Just Jim Corr.

I'm extremely liberal, in fact just the other day I allowed a Chinaman to deliver curry to my house. I even let him inside the fence! That was until I thought better of the idea and chased him back out with a broom, but it still counts.

This just makes me wanna chew back a portion of his baby-gravy even more.