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Old 2011-03-02, 10:15
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Pfff, I realized it was a Cobain quote so much longer before you did.

During a hangover does anyone else get an uncontrollable urge to douse yourself in cold water? Swimming, cool shower, etc. but especially the ocean.

Sort of. Whenever I have diahrea/food poisoning type sickness I always wash my face with cold water way more than necessary. For some reason I haven't had a really bad hangover in a long time, despite drinking every weekend.
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Old 2011-03-02, 10:41
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I probably washed my face with cold water for a good 5 minutes. Shit felt like a blowjob, but on my face, and with no white boogers shootin' erry wish wae.
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Old 2011-03-02, 11:41
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Speaking of. I got an email from Paddy. He was kidnapped by midgets and escaped, but he missed them so much he is going to live with them for awhile longer. He'll be back eventually, but there's some stuff he's taking care of before he returns. That's a relief, and saved me postage, too.
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Old 2011-03-02, 12:10
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He e-mailed me first.
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Old 2011-03-02, 12:30
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That's cool. Liar, liar, pants on fire!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-03-02, 13:11
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He e-mailed me first.


Sweet. You ever get those movies he promised?
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Old 2011-03-02, 13:22
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Still waiting. I have a feeling they might have been intercepted.
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Old 2011-03-02, 22:25
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Old 2011-03-03, 01:12
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I've had this sig for like 8 months, Chris. You are the reason I'm so bored, and also so old.
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Old 2011-03-03, 03:35
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And here I thought it was because of me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-03-03, 05:16
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What the fuck happened to Paddy?
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Old 2011-03-03, 07:32
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You are the reason you are so old.

Do you mean 'What the fuck happened to Paddy to make him such an execrable excuse for a human being, even by the admittedly lowered standards of the Ginger Irish?', or 'What the fuck happened to Paddy to keep him from lowering the general level of green screen discourse with his Ginger inanity?'? Because, while I don't even have a guess for the answer to the first, except that it must have been terrible, for the second I'd hazard that his occasional internet problems, which have kept him away for a month or so at a time in the past, have to do with it.
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Old 2011-03-03, 07:36
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Old 2011-03-03, 07:49
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We should start a telethon to get Paddy his internet. I think Gomli should host and LB should be barred from the premises.

This is for Chris. You suck, and your whole field of study sucks.
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Old 2011-03-03, 09:46
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That's the spirit! I'll picket it since I'll be barred, and in turn that will draw more crowd, creating more funding. Brilliant idea!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2011-03-03, 09:58
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We should start a telethon to get Paddy his internet. I think Gomli should host and LB should be barred from the premises.

This is for Chris. You suck, and your whole field of study sucks.

<3 xkcd. Is that a heart or balls? I'm still not sure.

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This vid has a Nile t-shirt in it so I'm sure you'll appreciate it. Also check my technical as fuck left hand at like 3.13
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Old 2011-03-03, 14:53
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I still love Nirvana.

Me too. I don't even know why. It's so shitty and repetitive. Must be a nostalgic thing.

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Do you mean 'What the fuck happened to Paddy to make him such an execrable excuse for a human being, even by the admittedly lowered standards of the Ginger Irish?'

Repeatedly molested by clowns is my guess. Both as a child and an adult, of course. Why he keeps inviting them over is anyone's guess.

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or 'What the fuck happened to Paddy to keep him from lowering the general level of green screen discourse with his Ginger inanity?'?

Who cares, as as long as he's gone. I don't know who's fucking idea it was to make that idiot a mod, anyway. Fuck all y'all.

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This is for Chris. You suck, and your whole field of study sucks.

That don't even make no sense, nigga! FIRST OF ALL CAPS, BIRDS ARE REPTILES, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, NIGGA! Lizards and snakes didn't evolve from no winged ancestors, son! Why niggas gotta hate? Mark ass tricks running their mouths, birds be chirping they bullshit, but that's all it is. That's for real, son. That shit's for real.

The scientific community has known that birds are rooted within the Reptilia for at least 50 years now (you could even argue since the discovery of Archaeopteryx 150 years ago). As far as I've been able to tell, it's strictly for historic reasons that birds retain their own separate field of study and that turtles, lepidosaurs, and non-avian archosaurs (crocodilians), and the distantly related amphibians are all dumped into one giant field of study. "Herpetology", as I see it, was just a way for pioneering biologists to dump all the gross, scary, icky, and green advanced vertebrates into one field where most of them could be ignored by everyone except weirdos.

More properly, the so-called "class" Aves might more properly be demoted to an order and paired up in cladograms of the extant Reptilia with the order Crocodilia. In fact, all modern cladograms and phylogenetic trees DO pair up Aves with Crocodilia, but still refer to Aves as a class.

You shouldn't have posted that comic if you didn't want this wall of text to follow, nigga.
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Old 2011-03-04, 04:55
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The scientific community has known that birds are rooted within the Reptilia for at least 50 years now (you could even argue since the discovery of Archaeopteryx 150 years ago). As far as I've been able to tell, it's strictly for historic reasons that birds retain their own separate field of study and that turtles, lepidosaurs, and non-avian archosaurs (crocodilians), and the distantly related amphibians are all dumped into one giant field of study.

You forgot Gamera. He doesn't have feathers, but can fly, and he has 4 legs, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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This vid has a Nile t-shirt in it so I'm sure you'll appreciate it. Also check my technical as fuck left hand at like 3.13


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