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Old 2011-04-16, 08:08
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The Fantastical Adventures of Earache and Ikea Boy

KABLAMO! POW! SOCK! ZOOM! ZIP! HU! REE! LIPO!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a hearing impaired cunt and a turnip-launching furniture salesman?

Def and Amadeus slid out of their wretched mothers' meat-winged twats on the same day, so I guess we're supposed to celebrate that fact, or something.

Happy birthday lads

P.S. Carl Sagan is a dead bastard.

P.P.S. I shaved my genitals today. Not sure if it was a good idea, the stubble is really starting to annoy me.

P.P.P.S. Motorcycles are for homosexualists.
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Old 2011-04-16, 08:41
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Old 2011-04-16, 10:55
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I hope neither of you die from AIDS. Happy birthday!
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Old 2011-04-16, 11:16
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Happy birthday to you both.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2011-04-17, 01:39
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Old 2011-04-17, 05:33
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Thanks yo.

Now. Um. Maybe this is the place to ask. Finally. Yeah. So. What's with the turnip-thing? Like, I think I've missed out on some idiom or such in the English language. Actually. Or the Irish.
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Old 2011-04-17, 06:46
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Turnips are also known as swedes

Did you get up to much for your birthday Pat-pat?
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Old 2011-04-17, 07:24
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Wow. Well, inspired by that I invoked the Google. Every day something new.

Well, I'm down South with the old folks, so we went to a show with one of Sweden's greatest comedians, supported by a great band. Luxurious dinner, lots of good music and even better laughs. And today, half a day in the company of a gorgeous young woman I haven't met in over three years. All in all, not too bad.
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Old 2011-04-17, 08:15
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Well, I'm down South with the old folks, so we went to a show with one of Sweden's greatest comedians, supported by a great band. Luxurious dinner, lots of good music and even better laughs. And today, half a day in the company of a gorgeous young woman I haven't met in over three years. All in all, not too bad.
Is this some sort of joke? This is exactly how I spent MY Saturday! What the hell is this? Single White Female??
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More like Single White Shemale!

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Paddy, your pre-school aged niece does not count!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-04-18, 23:04
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Paddy, your pre-school aged niece does not count!
She can count to twelvety, thankyouverymuch.

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She did for me.
"One ball, two balls...three balls??" No wonder she left you for me.
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