What's the MIAs? He was more on SMNnews

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What the hell are the MIA's? And the IMF's? I HATE BEING LEFT OUT!

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FUCKING ACRONYMS

SHIT

When does voting for tabbies end this year?

great place, you post there? or do you just read it. or have we argued on there? hahahaha

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The MIA's stand for Missing in Action. Don't feel bad. I figured that one out about 3 seconds after I hit the submit button.

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IMF = International Monetary Fund

The reason I'm not heading it up is a chronic lack of ambition!

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member: Dystopia.
* Least Irritating N00b: Gomli.
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch: Req, but not because I treat him that way.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole: I have to go with FBS on this also, even though he isn't here anymore. And I can see right through Paddy... he so sweet on the inside!
* Most attractive: LOL! But yea, Dylan (he bribed me).

General:
* Best Avatar: Paddy's edits to his avatar sealed the deal.
* Best Signature: I really couldn't care less about that.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence: Too many at this point. I'm most curious about FBS.
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life: Truth. The 14 year-old story is not a rumor (but please don't kill me for saying that?).
* Most likely to go to hell: PST for obvious reasons, but I'd put Paddy up there for my vote.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2010: Dystopia drug threads (especially the drug town) without a doubt.
* Biggest Cunt: Hmmmmm... I'm gonna give a vote to Dylan, Paddy, and PST. Just because they're moderators.

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Later tonight I'll close it up and get a tally.

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I thought it stood for Inglish Mudder Fucker. Either that or Insatiable Millwall Fan which is so obviously what you are, ya fuckin' passive aggressive football hooligan ya!

Do you know what E.T. is short for?

'Cause he's only got little legs!

That's what yo' mama said after I split her cervix.

@JoeYngLovely: I am sweet on the inside. I'm all filled with yummy caramel, as you'll see for yourself in due course.

Here are the results. For people who nominated more than one person, I just used the first nominee.

Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Dystopia (4)
* Least Irritating N00b - DQ (2), Chris (2)
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch - Reqtum (6)

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - FBS (2)
* Most attractive - Dyldo (4)

General:
* Best Avatar - Paddy (3)
* Best Signature - Dyldo (3)
* The "Where Are They Now?" Chris (3)
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - Reqtum (4)
* Most likely to go to hell - Paddy (3), but with PST in a close second. Voter fraud a likely cause.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009 - Dystopia (5)
* Biggest Cunt - Paddy (4)

New 2010 Awards (I decided who won these because I won most attractive):
* Best Thread - Paddy and Dylan break-up thread
* The Great Wall of Text - Paddy, usurping PST's crown of text.

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This has been my sole aim for the past 6 years. Now I can stop.

I wouldn't have voted our thread as the best, because even a fictional break-up with you is too horrible to bear. I don't like to hold grudges but I still wish everyone on this forum several malignant tumours of the soft tissues for voting for me to leave. Absolute cunts.

D&Q, JoeYngVai and Dame-NotInLoveWithSteveBecauseILovePaddy-FraMorkum are still on my cyber hug list for either refusing to vote or for voting for Dylan to FUCK OFF. I give a virtual hug to each of them every day I log on, and occasionally Dame doesn't cyber-tase me or e-mace my eyeballs, mainly because of iPity.

Done and done.

I may have not voted but I ripped on both of you really hard ( I was very convinced)

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=56302

everyone is a tool

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Ahahaha I forgot we had a fucking poll.

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I'd happily join Dylan in a vat of boiling lead if those were the only means by which I could watch him melt, and being ripped alongside him afforded me a similar pleasure, so your place on my hug [see: dry hump] list remains! Although, to be honest, we kinda deserved it for that thoroughly indefensible episode haha.

And for the record, I'm not pretentious, I'm big boned

A fucking poll? Is that like a pointing stick or a fishing hole?

I honestly believe I'd have won had you not introduced the idea that I had stolen money from several other mods. You're craftier than bunny when she's scrapbooking the innards of goats during her pagan rituals. Always one step ahead, which is a hereditary condition in your family because your great, great grandfather had a foot growing out of his stomach.

I'll tell you, Tranny; it's because I've been so overwhelmingly successful in my endeavors that I still post here at the age of 26. My life is awesome and I'm practically a millionaire. I mean, not financially a millionaire, but in other ways. For example, the IRS is after me and I've alienated all my friends, family, and fucktoys.

BtS still fucking rules. I listened to it last night a couple of times before I went to bed. The fucked up thing is, if you check the reviews for it on Encyclopedia Metallum, it's like a whole bunch of people suddenly agree with what I had been saying all along. I remember the reviews for that piece used to be terrible; their worst rated album by far. Now it's one of the highest. I thought about writing my own review, but so many reviewers mirror my opinion that it would be dreadfully redundant.

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yeah dude. i was all about gorguts - obscura in the early 200s and nobody could care less. and now i just sold my cd of it for like 35 bucks and there are hundreds of bands in that style. i read an interesting article about composers and artists who baffle the audience. it usually comes out that they were about 10 years ahead of their time - so people end up liking it later on. now thats not the case for suffocation because that albums almost 20 years old and its in keeping with their style but hey. and did you hear anomalistic offerings? they re-recorded it as a japanese bonus track

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That's not what she said.

bunny wouldn't do that to a goat. She might do some altered art or knit it a sweater, but she wouldn't do that.

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Couple o´times yeah, J72826 on there

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doesnt ring a bell

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Breakcorethread mofucka

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