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Old 2010-12-23, 12:17
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Best Flaming of 2010: Wolfsherz's cystitis.


WHOA I missed that. Link please
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Old 2010-12-23, 12:41
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I was just throwing some korv on to cook and realized we might want to have a "First to earn a political seat without a priest involved" for Amadeus.
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Old 2010-12-23, 23:18
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And an emo award for me for flaming about my situation here the whole time. Did I mention my dad's now stuck to a dialysis and won`t come out of hospital before...ehm June?
I totally deserve this award. PLEASE
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Old 2010-12-24, 00:05
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It struck me, as I read the list, that I'm not really well informed enough to fill it out. The paradoxical tearing back and forth between regret and joyous relief is excruciating.

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I was just throwing some korv on to cook and realized we might want to have a "First to earn a political seat without a priest involved" for Amadeus.


I don't get it.
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Old 2010-12-24, 04:47
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Old 2010-12-24, 10:40
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It struck me, as I read the list, that I'm not really well informed enough to fill it out. The paradoxical tearing back and forth between regret and joyous relief is excruciating.



I don't get it.


I don't think I've ever filled one out just for that reason.

But the Where are they now? Tulvox. He must have gotten swallered up in a Minnesota snowstorm.

You don't get it? That's the most hilarious thing you've ever said!
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Old 2010-12-24, 12:43
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This.
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Old 2010-12-24, 13:42
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'I'm more a penis face now' is not grammatically correct. Just as I'd expect from the Irish. I don't know why you'd have to wish to be illiterate. It'd be like Martin Lawrence wishing to be black, or Jim wishing to be from an irrelevant country, or Dylan wishing to be inflicted with an STD.

I do look like Sage Francis, if he had a more manly beard. And not a more Mansley beard, because that would just be gay. (Dylan had a Mansley beard the last time he visited Scousetown. He neglected to wipe it off for about a week, until they forced him to when he passed through customs. It was a brief, but serious, international event)
You're, like, so penis-facy.

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Okay, funny's taken precedence over vulgarity, but I still don't like that word.
Irish? It's only as vulgar as you want it to be!

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* Most likely to go to hell - atif
He's probably already there; I'm pretty sure he suicide bombed a Metallica gig a few years back. No one noticed.

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* Biggest Cunt - paddy
I wish. At least if I was the biggest cunt I'd have a certain degree of prestige. As it stands I'm not even a very good cunt. I'm really more of an overqualified twat. Dylan taught me everything I know in that department, which is weird because he has yet to teach me anything HE knows.

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"Do I? Fuck, cheers!"
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"..."
"So...did you know that you also know your seven times tables up as far as x 11?"
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Old 2010-12-24, 17:26
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* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - bassb




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Old 2010-12-24, 17:56
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Old 2010-12-25, 05:12
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And an emo award for me for flaming about my situation here the whole time. Did I mention my dad's now stuck to a dialysis and won`t come out of hospital before...ehm June?
I totally deserve this award. PLEASE
Being concerned about your dad's health and wanting to talk to people about it isn't emo. Being German and not hating Jews - now that's emo.
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Old 2010-12-28, 05:27
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Haha. Glad I came back around to catch this. Cocksuckers.
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Old 2010-12-29, 16:37
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Old 2011-01-03, 05:25
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* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Me. Not because I've been gone for very long (in fact, I've checked in at least twice a month the entire time), but simply because I missed me so very much.
Sorry, I didn't read any of that; I don't talk to strangers.

Or blacks.
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Old 2011-01-03, 08:37
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I'll give you some candy. Want candy?

Also, my puppy is lost. Can you please help me find it?
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Old 2011-01-03, 09:52
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Chris and his pet weiner dog........
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Old 2011-01-04, 10:06
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Colin...no, sorry, Connor...no wait...CHRIS! That's it! Alright, Chris, I'm Paddy, the one with the huge cock who's probably your third cousin or some shit, I don't know if you remember me but I'm sure it'll all come flooding back when you read through our third-person word war in the YouTube thread. Anyway, to answer your question:

Yes. Yes I'd like some candies please. If I find your puppy do I get extra candies? Man, I loves me some candies. I'm not a big fan of watermelon Jolly Ranchers however, so you can keep those for when you wanna lure the ghost of Gary Coleman into your cum jacuzzi. Do you have any potato bubblegum? Oh no, wait, that's just another name for my thick, chewy cumblobs. Nevermind.

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Old 2011-01-06, 16:55
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lol gtfo

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Old 2011-01-24, 17:46
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HI CHRIS!!

i cant BELIEVE the dude who was struggling through the abysmal BTS muck and mire is still posting like 7 years later. and nihilist. and john mansley? why dont you run the IMF by now!?

do i win an award by coming back?
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Old 2011-01-25, 06:03
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I could have sworn I saw you in the MIA's, but I just burned my eyes scanning these 2 pages for nothing.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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