WHOA I missed that. Link please

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I was just throwing some korv on to cook and realized we might want to have a "First to earn a political seat without a priest involved" for Amadeus.

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And an emo award for me for flaming about my situation here the whole time. Did I mention my dad's now stuck to a dialysis and won`t come out of hospital before...ehm June?
I totally deserve this award. PLEASE

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It struck me, as I read the list, that I'm not really well informed enough to fill it out. The paradoxical tearing back and forth between regret and joyous relief is excruciating.



I don't get it.

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - bls or req
* Least Irritating N00b - D&Q
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch - req

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - sane
* Most attractive - Fearfrost, srsly. i run the looks dept.

General:
* Best Avatar - pst
* Best Signature - truth (the lizard part, i had somwthing to do with it... )
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Me haha
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - bassb
* Most likely to go to hell - atif

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2010 - dys, ten million pot threads for the ban
* Biggest Cunt - paddy

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I don't think I've ever filled one out just for that reason.

But the Where are they now? Tulvox. He must have gotten swallered up in a Minnesota snowstorm.

You don't get it? That's the most hilarious thing you've ever said!

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This.

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You're, like, so penis-facy.

Irish? It's only as vulgar as you want it to be!

He's probably already there; I'm pretty sure he suicide bombed a Metallica gig a few years back. No one noticed.

I wish. At least if I was the biggest cunt I'd have a certain degree of prestige. As it stands I'm not even a very good cunt. I'm really more of an overqualified twat. Dylan taught me everything I know in that department, which is weird because he has yet to teach me anything HE knows.

"Paddy, you know the capital of Gibraltar"
"Do I? Fuck, cheers!"
"..."
"..."
"So...did you know that you also know your seven times tables up as far as x 11?"
"Dang, I wish I had known I knew that when I was doing my maths GCSE"
"..."
"Fuck off, you make the place look untidy"
"Cheerio!"

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Yeah.. its either you or TD. Real men don't own cameras.

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Being concerned about your dad's health and wanting to talk to people about it isn't emo. Being German and not hating Jews - now that's emo.

Haha. Glad I came back around to catch this. Cocksuckers.

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Dysuria, quite obviously.
* Least Irritating N00b - Me. I want a fresh start. Granted, I still have the powers to delete your threads and ban you outright, but I've been born again.
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch - I would really like to see Tranny fight Requiem to regain his position, but this is like two straight years he's lost the title.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - Credit2DemidicitheElder. Fucking joo.
* Most attractive - Me. This is undeniable.

General:
* Best Avatar - Mine, because it reflects my tastes, which are invariably better than yours.
* Best Signature - Mine, because it reflects my creativity and sense of humor, which are on a level only God, GZA, and Glacius from Killer Instinct can transcend.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Me. Not because I've been gone for very long (in fact, I've checked in at least twice a month the entire time), but simply because I missed me so very much.
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - That pussy Jim. Remember when he used to post pictures and pretend he could sort of bend plastic spatulas from Family Dollar and rip 18 page high school newpapers in half? What a faggot.
* Most likely to go to hell - PST, on two counts of perpetuating jewdom; jewdom by thought, jewdom by word, jewdom by deed- THREE counts of perpetuating jewdom! Jewdom by thought, jewdom by word, jewdom by deed, jewdom by action- FOUR counts of perpetuating jewdom!

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2010 - dysmenorrhea's drug town/O'Reilly threads.
* Biggest Cunt - Dyldo definitely has the biggest cunt. Seriously; I can't even feel it anymore, though he claims he does. Rumors of his full name being Melvin Dyldstein, however, are unsubstantiated, as Rich swears he's never seen him in Temple.

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Sorry, I didn't read any of that; I don't talk to strangers.

Or blacks.

I'll give you some candy. Want candy?

Also, my puppy is lost. Can you please help me find it?

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Chris and his pet weiner dog........

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Colin...no, sorry, Connor...no wait...CHRIS! That's it! Alright, Chris, I'm Paddy, the one with the huge cock who's probably your third cousin or some shit, I don't know if you remember me but I'm sure it'll all come flooding back when you read through our third-person word war in the YouTube thread. Anyway, to answer your question:

Yes. Yes I'd like some candies please. If I find your puppy do I get extra candies? Man, I loves me some candies. I'm not a big fan of watermelon Jolly Ranchers however, so you can keep those for when you wanna lure the ghost of Gary Coleman into your cum jacuzzi. Do you have any potato bubblegum? Oh no, wait, that's just another name for my thick, chewy cumblobs. Nevermind.

I've missed you. Please stay. Please.

lol gtfo

:P

THIS PLACE TRULY NEVER DIES!!!

HI CHRIS!!

i cant BELIEVE the dude who was struggling through the abysmal BTS muck and mire is still posting like 7 years later. and nihilist. and john mansley? why dont you run the IMF by now!?

do i win an award by coming back?

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I could have sworn I saw you in the MIA's, but I just burned my eyes scanning these 2 pages for nothing.

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