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healing powers of crystals.
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Fuck yeah an aunt of mine is on about the same level of strangeness as yours. She believes in the healing power of excrements. Yeah srsly!
So what did you guys get for christmas?
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2010-12-25, 03:54
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2010-12-25, 05:07
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I got all tuition fees paid, the personal phone number to every astronaut corps recruitment manager in the world, a large christmas card with the text "Bon Voyage (Soon!)", and a round of looks of mixed frantic hope and nervous anxiety. The orange, Brazilian gnome on my left shoulder (not the one on the right, he's just telling me to burn things, but I don't listen to it, he's not real, and I never listen to him even when he whispers at night, but that's no problem because he's not really there) keeps telling me it all probably is somehow connected to last years presents. A bicycle with a dynamite driven headlight, new clothes that I think must have been some sort of Royal Air Force uniforms and a picnic at a big nice field, and a large main battle tank with a curious u-bend in the armor penetrating shell flinging cannon. But I don't get what he's on about. Anyway, we all had a blast, as usual.
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2010-12-25, 05:13
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I got pretty much the same, except I got TWO bicycles with dynamite lights. Probably means I've been a better boy than you this year.
Gomers, all the best to you and your family this Crimbo. Will you guys be at the hospital today?
How's things with your own health concerns?
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2010-12-25, 10:23
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Fuck yeah an aunt of mine is on about the same level of strangeness as yours. She believes in the healing power of excrements. Yeah srsly!
So what did you guys get for christmas?
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Maybe. Last year, during Christmas Eve dinner when everyone was chowing down, she randomly spouted out this gem: "Craig (my father)... I'm so glad you're not a pedophile!!". Last night, during dinner, it was: "I really want to try ecstasy!".
I haven't opened presents yet.
And Paddy, you just won my vote for best signature. Reading that was a gut-buster.
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2010-12-25, 12:18
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I got a pair of shoes, so I don't have to walk around like some Irish kid during the potato famine
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There are 6 fucking dogs at my house and an aunt that believes in the healing powers of crystals.
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2010-12-25, 12:43
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My massive cock requires at least 6 cans.
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2010-12-25, 19:47
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Of viagra?
M'kay guys, your christmas gift to me - educate me, enlighten me, and make clear whatever the heck ^^ means on da netz.
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2010-12-25, 19:54
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Of human fat.
I think "^^" is a happy face, though it might be referencing a post above it.
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2010-12-25, 20:58
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I think Pinhead uses human fat as lubrication. Which immediately brings up the thought of cenobites mating.
Suspected as much. A wonder, how much one doesn't know.
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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2010-12-25, 23:52
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Gomers, all the best to you and your family this Crimbo. Will you guys be at the hospital today?
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Thanks and yeah my brother and I are going to visit him today.
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After I read your signature some entrails in me imploded a little bit. THANK YOU FOR DIGGING THAT OUT 
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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2010-12-26, 00:21
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Psht, my cock requires at least 6 scans
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2010-12-27, 06:12
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Thanks and yeah my brother and I are going to visit him today.
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How is the big guy? I bet he was pleased to see his two sons. Well, his one son and his cannibalistic abomination of nature, Gomers McGomerson.
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After I read your signature some entrails in me imploded a little bit. THANK YOU FOR DIGGING THAT OUT |
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2010-12-27, 07:10
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Omg, Paddy. Don't you have any couth at all? If he mentions his Irish name to him that will surely slip him off to the end of the rainbow.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-12-27, 07:23
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M*****F**** it snowed, and this weekend it's gonna be 60 degrees.
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2010-12-27, 07:43
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 With round one dinner. http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...tmas2010008.jpg
Pro', I hope you're on a hill cuz the flood water's are gonna rise this weekend and then it'll freeze and be a skating rink.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-12-27, 10:49
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You need to love how he looks like "Mmm, you thinkin' 'bout nippi'n me here pork? You thinkin' 'bout it? Well me think you thinkin' way too much fo ya own good!"
Winter is a wonderful time of the year.
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
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2010-12-27, 10:52
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2010-12-27, 18:54
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/\ I just read that entire thread from your sig Paddy. Hilarious.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2010-12-27, 22:01
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MT is a treasure pile of entertainment.
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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