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Old 2010-12-25, 03:48
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healing powers of crystals.

Fuck yeah an aunt of mine is on about the same level of strangeness as yours. She believes in the healing power of excrements. Yeah srsly!

So what did you guys get for christmas?
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Old 2010-12-25, 03:54
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Old 2010-12-25, 05:07
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I got all tuition fees paid, the personal phone number to every astronaut corps recruitment manager in the world, a large christmas card with the text "Bon Voyage (Soon!)", and a round of looks of mixed frantic hope and nervous anxiety. The orange, Brazilian gnome on my left shoulder (not the one on the right, he's just telling me to burn things, but I don't listen to it, he's not real, and I never listen to him even when he whispers at night, but that's no problem because he's not really there) keeps telling me it all probably is somehow connected to last years presents. A bicycle with a dynamite driven headlight, new clothes that I think must have been some sort of Royal Air Force uniforms and a picnic at a big nice field, and a large main battle tank with a curious u-bend in the armor penetrating shell flinging cannon. But I don't get what he's on about. Anyway, we all had a blast, as usual.
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Old 2010-12-25, 05:13
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I got pretty much the same, except I got TWO bicycles with dynamite lights. Probably means I've been a better boy than you this year.

Gomers, all the best to you and your family this Crimbo. Will you guys be at the hospital today?

How's things with your own health concerns?
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Old 2010-12-25, 10:23
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Fuck yeah an aunt of mine is on about the same level of strangeness as yours. She believes in the healing power of excrements. Yeah srsly!

So what did you guys get for christmas?


Maybe. Last year, during Christmas Eve dinner when everyone was chowing down, she randomly spouted out this gem: "Craig (my father)... I'm so glad you're not a pedophile!!". Last night, during dinner, it was: "I really want to try ecstasy!".

I haven't opened presents yet.

And Paddy, you just won my vote for best signature. Reading that was a gut-buster.
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There are 6 fucking dogs at my house and an aunt that believes in the healing powers of crystals.


how much peanut butter did you go through?
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Old 2010-12-25, 19:47
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M'kay guys, your christmas gift to me - educate me, enlighten me, and make clear whatever the heck ^^ means on da netz.
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Old 2010-12-25, 19:54
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Of human fat.

I think "^^" is a happy face, though it might be referencing a post above it.
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Old 2010-12-25, 20:58
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I think Pinhead uses human fat as lubrication. Which immediately brings up the thought of cenobites mating.


Suspected as much. A wonder, how much one doesn't know.
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Old 2010-12-25, 23:52
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Gomers, all the best to you and your family this Crimbo. Will you guys be at the hospital today?


Thanks and yeah my brother and I are going to visit him today.

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How's things with your own health concerns?


After I read your signature some entrails in me imploded a little bit. THANK YOU FOR DIGGING THAT OUT
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Psht, my cock requires at least 6 scans
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Old 2010-12-27, 06:12
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Thanks and yeah my brother and I are going to visit him today.
How is the big guy? I bet he was pleased to see his two sons. Well, his one son and his cannibalistic abomination of nature, Gomers McGomerson.

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Omg, Paddy. Don't you have any couth at all? If he mentions his Irish name to him that will surely slip him off to the end of the rainbow.
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You too Bobbi! Send an extra large hug to Wally, and a reach-around from me.


With round one dinner. http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...tmas2010008.jpg

Pro', I hope you're on a hill cuz the flood water's are gonna rise this weekend and then it'll freeze and be a skating rink.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2010-12-27, 10:49
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With round one dinner. http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...tmas2010008.jpg

Pro', I hope you're on a hill cuz the flood water's are gonna rise this weekend and then it'll freeze and be a skating rink.


You need to love how he looks like "Mmm, you thinkin' 'bout nippi'n me here pork? You thinkin' 'bout it? Well me think you thinkin' way too much fo ya own good!"

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Old 2010-12-27, 10:52
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/\ I just read that entire thread from your sig Paddy. Hilarious.
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