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Old 2010-11-13, 12:58
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If I could read The Flowers of Evil in its natural tongue I'd orgasm so hard I'd poke another hole in the fucking atmosphere.


Why?
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Old 2010-11-13, 13:04
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There are just a few words which can help you in an every-day-normal situation in France : Vous êtes un tarlouse (which means something like "thank you for your kind help, may I suck your abdominal area for you social service, which you brought towards me?"). And of course "J`ai besoin de prostituées morts" which means something like "Can you tell me the way to the nearest hospital?"


hahahaha oh god I have to trick somebody into using that second one.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2010-11-14, 00:45
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Old 2010-11-14, 01:31
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I'm drinking a little red wine.
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Old 2010-11-14, 02:57
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Why?


Because in the original language nothing is lost. I feel just as terrible for people that have to read English writers in translation. There are certain things that are totally lost in translation and can never be recovered. Like in Mein Cunt (you read right), when he hates the Jews? That's pure fucking German, man. Oh god.

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I'm drinking a little red wine.

Joe, you need to venture down to my place and get nice and proper. Currently on 2nd bottle of Yellow Tail red. Two buck, but fuck, its adorable.

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Old 2010-11-14, 03:11
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Hell I've got my own car now, so we'll keep in touch! Have to watch the 250 mile per week cap but I'm sure that should be fine along with my other driving. Definitely down for a night of fine (cheap) wine!

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Old 2010-11-14, 05:19
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black metal isn't supposed to have bass

Whenever I listen to black metal I always wonder if there is even a bass in the mix lol... or if it's just saturated in so much much fuzz that it blends in with the guitar. I do like some black metal, but the quality irritates me sometimes. So many BM albums sound like they were recorded in the shower.

On another note, does eating too much beef cause exorbitant amounts of gas? I think I've been eating too much beef lately because I can't stop farting. My room smells like a mental hospital right now.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2010-11-14, 10:52
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Protein causes gas so maybe that's the problem. Maybe you're just being a porker and gulping too much air while you're masticating.

You vino guys better not be drinking and driving!!! I hope you hear my voice -that you've never actually heard- telling you not to do it if you think you might. Hey, not every nagging woman is bad.

I'm making bacon and cheese omelettes for breakfast.
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Old 2010-11-14, 12:39
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Protein causes gas
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Old 2010-11-14, 13:34
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My bro invited me and his friends to his b-day dinner. He`s a Greenpeace member (yeah I know I failed) so there were like 8 vegetarians who doesn`t drink alcohol and don`t eat meat.
I ordered Gin Fizz, Whisky and a Double Cheeseburger with Bacon and a Steak. It was fucking great.
Afterwards I went to a concert and a buddy of mine hooked me up with this chick who wants to be a singer in a metalband. I see great chances for me finally starting my own band. I could cry due to my happiness
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Old 2010-11-14, 14:01
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My bro invited me and his friends to his b-day dinner. He`s a Greenpeace member (yeah I know I failed) so there were like 8 vegetarians who doesn`t drink alcohol and don`t eat meat.
I ordered Gin Fizz, Whisky and a Double Cheeseburger with Bacon and a Steak. It was fucking great.
I'm so in love with you right now
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Old 2010-11-14, 14:19
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They don't drink or eat meat? Are you sure they have pulses?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-11-14, 21:44
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Protein causes gas


Indeed. And when you had consume around 300grams of protein a day..


My farts can kill an elephant.
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My elephants can kill your farts.
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Old 2010-11-15, 01:22
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My elephants can kill your farts.

OMG THAT`S CONFUZZLING²!!^1
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My farts can kill an elephant.

Haha.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Whenever I listen to black metal I always wonder if there is even a bass in the mix lol... or if it's just saturated in so much much fuzz that it blends in with the guitar. I do like some black metal, but the quality irritates me sometimes. So many BM albums sound like they were recorded in the shower.





Then find better albums.
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Old 2010-11-15, 08:09
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And a bigger elephant.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-11-15, 09:05
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Indeed. And when you had consume around 300grams of protein a day..


My farts can kill an elephant.

try being around a lactose intolerant person after they ingest a large glass of milk, the whole room literally becomes a gas chamber
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What ever happened to pride?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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