2010-11-13, 12:58
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Originally Posted by Dyldo
If I could read The Flowers of Evil in its natural tongue I'd orgasm so hard I'd poke another hole in the fucking atmosphere.
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Why?
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
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2010-11-13, 13:04
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Vaginal Warts
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Originally Posted by Gomli
There are just a few words which can help you in an every-day-normal situation in France : Vous êtes un tarlouse (which means something like "thank you for your kind help, may I suck your abdominal area for you social service, which you brought towards me?"). And of course "J`ai besoin de prostituées morts" which means something like "Can you tell me the way to the nearest hospital?"
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hahahaha oh god I have to trick somebody into using that second one.
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2010-11-14, 00:45
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Supreme Metalhead
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just stopping in to say that the new atheist album rules
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2010-11-14, 01:31
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Vaginal Warts
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I'm drinking a little red wine.
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
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2010-11-14, 02:57
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Originally Posted by Gomli
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Because in the original language nothing is lost. I feel just as terrible for people that have to read English writers in translation. There are certain things that are totally lost in translation and can never be recovered. Like in Mein Cunt (you read right), when he hates the Jews? That's pure fucking German, man. Oh god.
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I'm drinking a little red wine.
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Joe, you need to venture down to my place and get nice and proper. Currently on 2nd bottle of Yellow Tail red. Two buck, but fuck, its adorable.
STUFF!!!!!
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2010-11-14, 03:11
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Hell I've got my own car now, so we'll keep in touch! Have to watch the 250 mile per week cap but I'm sure that should be fine along with my other driving. Definitely down for a night of fine (cheap) wine!
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
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2010-11-14, 05:19
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Okay.
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
black metal isn't supposed to have bass
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Whenever I listen to black metal I always wonder if there is even a bass in the mix lol... or if it's just saturated in so much much fuzz that it blends in with the guitar. I do like some black metal, but the quality irritates me sometimes. So many BM albums sound like they were recorded in the shower.
On another note, does eating too much beef cause exorbitant amounts of gas? I think I've been eating too much beef lately because I can't stop farting. My room smells like a mental hospital right now.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-11-14, 10:52
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Protein causes gas so maybe that's the problem. Maybe you're just being a porker and gulping too much air while you're masticating.
You vino guys better not be drinking and driving!!!  I hope you hear my voice -that you've never actually heard- telling you not to do it if you think you might. Hey, not every nagging woman is bad. 
I'm making bacon and cheese omelettes for breakfast.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-11-14, 12:39
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
Protein causes gas
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2010-11-14, 13:34
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My bro invited me and his friends to his b-day dinner. He`s a Greenpeace member (yeah I know I failed) so there were like 8 vegetarians who doesn`t drink alcohol and don`t eat meat.
I ordered Gin Fizz, Whisky and a Double Cheeseburger with Bacon and a Steak. It was fucking great.
Afterwards I went to a concert and a buddy of mine hooked me up with this chick who wants to be a singer in a metalband. I see great chances for me finally starting my own band. I could cry due to my happiness
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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2010-11-14, 14:01
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Originally Posted by Gomli
My bro invited me and his friends to his b-day dinner. He`s a Greenpeace member (yeah I know I failed) so there were like 8 vegetarians who doesn`t drink alcohol and don`t eat meat.
I ordered Gin Fizz, Whisky and a Double Cheeseburger with Bacon and a Steak. It was fucking great.
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2010-11-14, 14:19
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They don't drink or eat meat? Are you sure they have pulses?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-11-14, 21:44
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Die Young.
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
Protein causes gas
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Indeed. And when you had consume around 300grams of protein a day..
My farts can kill an elephant.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2010-11-14, 23:19
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My elephants can kill your farts.
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2010-11-15, 01:22
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My elephants can kill your farts.
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OMG THAT`S CONFUZZLING²!!^1
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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2010-11-15, 02:31
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Okay.
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My farts can kill an elephant.
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Haha.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-11-15, 04:49
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Originally Posted by blitz906
Whenever I listen to black metal I always wonder if there is even a bass in the mix lol... or if it's just saturated in so much much fuzz that it blends in with the guitar. I do like some black metal, but the quality irritates me sometimes. So many BM albums sound like they were recorded in the shower.
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Then find better albums.
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2010-11-15, 08:09
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And a bigger elephant.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-11-15, 09:05
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Indeed. And when you had consume around 300grams of protein a day..
My farts can kill an elephant.
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try being around a lactose intolerant person after they ingest a large glass of milk, the whole room literally becomes a gas chamber |
2010-11-15, 09:12
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What ever happened to pride?
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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