Good to know that humans are still good for something.

I recently made one of those completely unoriginal and non-exciting discoveries on the guitar which still manage to fill you with joy and glee. It's simply a matter of holding the pick sideways and dragging it along the bass strings. And there's a fuckload of simple variations with fretting, speed and what have you. And it's just so damn fun to throw in as intros, sudden fills and so on. Point is, you get this scratchy "oooaaaaWWWNNNN" sound. Not really a point, no, I know. But now my wrists have stopped aching so I'll go back to do it some more!

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Yes. And notice how the sound it makes, when written out, almost spells "OWN"? This is no coincidence.

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That was one of the first things I learned on guitar. Making undefined noises that sound badass. Like pinch hramonics etc.

PLEASE ANYONE TELL ME, what kind of necrophilic pile of asscuntshit made me take a french class at school. I think I just won`t take part at this

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You should come over here and take German. However, there was a Puerto Rican kid in my Spanish class that flunked it.

Amadeus- "But now my wrists have stopped aching so I'll go back to do it some more!" Did you hear that from Paddy?

If I play two chords accurately it made me giddy. But on another note, one of the things that may or may not have hindered my guitar was when I was in my early teens and experimenting with sounds on mine and my grandmother, who was pretty into all sorts of music, said that she'd never heard those tones from a guitar. The way I took it was that it wasn't the way it should be played. I don't know if her remark was made to discourage or encourage, but I took it as a discouraging remark unfortunately.

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But French is a beautiful language! I wish I could go back to high school and learn french again. Hey, you can read pretty much the whole spectrum of existential philosophy in its original language with German and French! YAY you're so lucky!!!!

Hmmmm

I'm with Dame, here. I so, so wish I took advantage of this kind of shit back in high school. Great opportunity missed.

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And here I am with my near-perfect French. For shame. For shame.

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Can't a man make a fucking living anymore?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11731928

Yeah, but too bad you guys don't have your own language. Har.

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Is that your pseudonym, Paddy?

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Paddy's the pseudonym. I may be a paedo but I have more dignity than to post on this wretched forum under my real name.

Paddy McPaddington isn't your name? Who'd a thunk?

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Dude

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Get cracking!
http://www.youtube.com/user/imagier...A/1/yOXcaP6G1Ms



It's on the internet. If you want it, it's on the internet. I wonder when the internet will become a self conscious entity in its own right?

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I just hate languages that roll off your tongue like cum. Just speak out this sentence and you see what I mean :
"C`est aussi ce qu`ils disaient à propos des voitures japonaises avant qu`elles n`arrivent sur le marchè francais"
This sentence contains almost every single aspect of french that I hate about the language. It`s just sooooooo soft and.....warm
Which one of those one million philosphists are you talking about in specific?



sup

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Baudelaire, De Sade, HOUELLE-MOTHERFUCKING-BECQ, list is endless.

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I took 5 years of French, but my grammar and everything really sucks.

Je veux jeter une vache dans ton visage. Tu d'accord? Je n'aime pas les jeune garcons, mais j'aime beacoup les jeune filles!

i suck

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There are just a few words which can help you in an every-day-normal situation in France : Vous êtes un tarlouse (which means something like "thank you for your kind help, may I suck your abdominal area for you social service, which you brought towards me?"). And of course "J`ai besoin de prostituées morts" which means something like "Can you tell me the way to the nearest hospital?"

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If I could read The Flowers of Evil in its natural tongue I'd orgasm so hard I'd poke another hole in the fucking atmosphere.

I love Misfit's Earth A.D. Thank you, Rich.

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