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Old 2011-06-07, 08:05
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Has anyone here ever tried Ethiopian food?
I once had a plate of fried clitorises nestled on a bed of crispy labia trimmings.
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Old 2011-06-07, 08:07
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Neither have they! lolol

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Old 2011-06-07, 09:56
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Neither have they! lolol


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Old 2011-06-07, 16:52
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I once had a plate of fried clitorises nestled on a bed of crispy labia trimmings.

I'm surprised your mother took herself through all that trouble to rid herself of her shame, but I'm not at all surprised that you ate it.

Two questions; first, how was it? Second, do you feel it would have been better had it come off of an actual Ethiopian? Wait, changed my mind. Third question. If you could get your hands on authentic fried Pygmy clit, would that satisfy threefold your hunger, compulsive paraphilia, and midget fetish? Granted, it would no longer be authentic Ethiopian, but fuck it. In this country we aren't picky; black is black. In your country, anything darker than this is considered sub-Saharan. And in Soviet Russia, YOU mug BLACKS!
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Old 2011-06-07, 18:53
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crispy labia trimmings.

Well, that actually made me sick for some odd reason. Congratulations Paddy, it takes ALOT to nauseate me
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Old 2011-06-19, 13:19
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Tonight for father's day I will be grilling a tri-tip roast with a rub a friend showed me (consisting of rosemary, paprika, pepper, celery/garlic salt, dill (hey!), and onion powder). I'm also grilling some jalapenos wrapped in bacon and stuffed with a cream cheese-Tapatio mix. Along with this will be some garlic bread with some chopped prosciutto, basil, and garlic. Awhile ago at a dinner party my friend did pretty much exactly this and so I'm ripping it from her. She's a great cook though so I hope I can get close to what she did. I'm also going to stuff some habaneros with smoked cheddar and goat cheese, though I'm pretty sure I'll be the only one eating those.

I just ordered some Bhut Jolokia (ghost chilli, formally rated as the hottest chilli pepper in the world), Yellow 7 Pod, Pusa Jwala, and Red Habanero seeds to grow (from the Hippie Seed Company) . I really love extremely spicey peppers (though I don't think I've had any over ~300,000 Scoville, excluding extract sauces) so I figured I should grow my own and make my own hot sauce. I've always wanted to try and eat a whole Bhut Jolokia, too.
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Old 2011-06-19, 23:33
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I just wrote about hot pepper extracts. It baffles me that anyone eats that stuff, but it was interesting to research. I've grown jalapeno and cayenne plants. My cayennes were so hot I only found one person that could eat more than a small piece and he always got the hiccups from them. I made wreaths and ristras (sp) from them, and they were very pretty plants. If I had to rethread the needle after I'd strung a few and pass the thread between my lips, my lips to part way up my nose would be numb.
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Old 2011-06-20, 01:50
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Two questions; first, how was it?
Clitty.

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Second, do you feel it would have been better had it come off of an actual Ethiopian? Wait, changed my mind.
My mother is actually part Ethiopian; the part of her which insists on raping and robbing white women.

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If you could get your hands on authentic fried Pygmy clit, would that satisfy threefold your hunger, compulsive paraphilia, and midget fetish? Granted, it would no longer be authentic Ethiopian, but fuck it.
I don't have a midget fetish anymore, not since I found out they actually exist and aren't just characters from nursery rhymes. I'm all about the P.C.

Protestants - the characters from Invasion of the Bodysnatchers - will do for now until I find something a little less abrasive to fantasise about.

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In this country we aren't picky; black is black. In your country, anything darker than this is considered sub-Saharan. And in Soviet Russia, YOU mug BLACKS!
To be fair, few people here besides goths are white. We're more of a blotchy pinkish colour. Like a cold, weather-beaten, white man's flaccid penis.

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Well, that actually made me sick for some odd reason. Congratulations Paddy, it takes ALOT to nauseate me
You've obviously never been to PST's restaurant.
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Old 2011-06-20, 08:20
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I just wrote about hot pepper extracts. It baffles me that anyone eats that stuff, but it was interesting to research. I've grown jalapeno and cayenne plants. My cayennes were so hot I only found one person that could eat more than a small piece and he always got the hiccups from them. I made wreaths and ristras (sp) from them, and they were very pretty plants. If I had to rethread the needle after I'd strung a few and pass the thread between my lips, my lips to part way up my nose would be numb.

Yeah, extracts suck. Whatever chemicals they use in the process really fuck up my stomach in a non oh-its-just-spicy way. I think it also takes the heart out of hot sauces as the hot sauce should highlight what the pepper is capable of both taste and heat wise. If I wanted to eat mace I would just spray mace in my mouth.

Heat hiccups are pretty funny. They happen almost immediately after ingestion of something really piquant (though only seem to last for about a minute). You should send me some seeds from your old cayenne plants if you still have some. Have you ever had a Sichuan pepper? Those have a really weird heat. Its more of a "buzzing" sensation that's followed by a numbness. I've read that its actually used for that reason so you can eat even hotter stuff. Pussies! Anyway, if you do have any of those seeds, you should send them as I don't think I've ever eaten a whole cayenne pepper before. I can do a whole habanero without too much trouble.
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Old 2011-06-20, 14:29
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That was quite a few years ago, but I'll take a look and see if I have any. I didn't use many of them myself, but I gave some wreaths and ristras away and sold some, too. I'm pretty much a wuss when it comes to spicy things.
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Old 2011-06-22, 21:29
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Dunno what this dish is officially called, but I call it what it is; Cream-Cheese-Stuffed-Bacon-Wrapped-Chicken.

What you need;

1. Boneless skinless chicken breast.
2. cream cheese
3. Bacon
4. Chopped dried Chives

Preheat oven to 400F.
Take chicken, wash it off.
Flatten the chicken out with the side of a saucer plate.
Cut out 3 quarter inch wide blocks of cream cheese and slap it in the middle of the chicken.
Sprinkle chives on cream cheese.
Wrap chicken with cream cheese still in the middle.
Wrap bacon around chicken. While it is blaphemous to say there's such thing as too much bacon, I usually use no more than two strips.
Once you've made about 5 or 6 or however many chicken breasts you bought, get a cookie sheet and two grill racks, line the bottom of the sheet with either parchment paper or foil, place grills on top, lay chicken on top.
Stick it in the oven and cook for about an hour and 5 minutes or until bacon is just barely crispy.

Not very good at giving directions, but am pretty good at making this trifecta of awesome.
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Old 2011-06-22, 23:54
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Why 2 grill racks? Wouldn't a broiler pan work or are you referring to the type that you cool pans off on? That does sound good!



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Old 2011-06-23, 04:20
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Small hint from me :
Next time any of you guys make a chicken curry with pineapple, try to get a petit layer of caramel on the pineapple pieces and then give some JD in the pan. True story, it's awesome
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Old 2011-06-23, 09:08
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JD

That's where I stopped reading lol
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Old 2011-06-23, 11:35
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I can't really cook but I have been grilling a lot this summer.
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Old 2011-06-23, 15:03
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u fergot the grillt h2Omellonz on skqrz aborigine

I haven't had my medicinal 2 shots of JD with Bob in so long I forgot what it tastes like.
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Old 2011-06-24, 05:22
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grilled watermellons? you must be trippin nigga. grilled veggies are pretty good though
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Old 2011-06-24, 11:00
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2011-06-24, 13:02
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Going to cook some deer chili tomorrow. u mad?
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Old 2011-06-24, 14:04
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Going to cook some deer chili tomorrow. u mad?


I've had Venison hash or Venison chili, can't remember but it was nothing to brag about. Venison can be good if the "gamey" taste is covered up, had one barbecued like a pig ones and it was delicious. Use to eat Venison ribs, but you have to eat so many to get full. The ribs had such a bland taste though guess marination wasn't part of the chefs protocol.
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