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Old 2002-09-26, 20:52
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."

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Old 2002-12-08, 13:31
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From now on, any threads that I find that I'm going to have to close because of whining or arguing, I'm just deleting.

For those of you who don't like it, too god damn bad. I'm really sick and tired of this happening over and over again.

One additional thing, stop posting birthday threads for people who don't even post here, I'll delete those, as well.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2002-12-15, 23:30
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Alright, I just finished going through the Official Photobook thread, and in the next couple days will be going through the MSN Messenger thread. I'll be getting rid of all posts in the photobook that don't have your pictures attached to them, and will delete MSN Messenger posts without email addresses in them. So some of the messages along with the corresponding pictures and such might not make sense, and that's why.

Keep the talking and such where it should be...if you have questions about peoples' pictures or emails, either PM them or ask in RTT.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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Old 2004-09-21, 09:18
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No "I'm new here" threads. We do not care if you are new. These will be deleted on sight.
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Old 2004-09-21, 23:53
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Newbies- come in here now

#1. Stop posting intro threads. Nobody cares who you are around here unless you have a vagina, and even then it's iffy. I don't care where you are from and neither does anybody else. I also don't care how you found the site or whether or not you like it. I don't care how old you are. I don't care how long you've been playing. When somebody is interested in any of that, they will ask, and there are frequently threads about similar topics. Don't volunteer your information to people who don't care. Save it for when it is asked, as it likely will be.

#2. Come in quietly. If somebody posts something that interests you, reply. Try to be intelligent. Don't type in all caps. Don't use 17 exclamation points with two 1's at the end. It's fucking annoying. Conduct yourself in an intelligent manner. When people get used to you, you can be as retarded as you want and nobody will care. Well, not unless you are Transient.

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I'm not sure what the mods will say, think, or do about this thread, I just felt like saying this. If anybody feels like adding anything, go ahead, but don't be a dick about it, as I'm sure some of you will be tempted.

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Old 2005-02-27, 06:29
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Old 2005-05-07, 04:12
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READ THE FUCKING RULES AGAIN.

STOP THE HORSESHIT.

READ THE FUCKING RULES AGAIN.

STOP THE HORSESHIT.

READ THE FUCKING RULES AGAIN.

STOP THE HORSESHIT.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Old 2006-05-27, 23:52
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New rule: Anyone playing mod in this forum will get a week's suspension. This extends to whining 'I wish this thread were closed' in some thread you don't like and shouldn't have clicked on, if the whine is sufficiently annoying. And, as should be obvious, the definition of 'annoying' is in each case completely up to the discretion of the mod. I won't suspend you for dislike a thread, but there's enough pointless bullshit here that you don't need to contribute when you could just as easily ignore the thread. I, however, cannot. You've all been warned.
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Old 2006-06-05, 12:50
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Old 2006-08-04, 17:14
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Old 2010-09-24, 18:09
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You know what? Just no threads or posts in general. Next person to post gets banned. Try me.
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