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Old 2010-08-20, 16:48
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Old 2010-08-21, 05:39
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Sure I have a deadline to meet in an hour, but that doesn't mean I can't still paint!


I love it
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Old 2010-08-21, 15:54
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Dylan, that is beautiful. Almost as beautiful as your private message I received, but not quite as well thought out.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2010-08-24, 07:48
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Selected Works From the Life and Times of Sir Paddy of Mick

01 | 02 | 03 | 04
05 | 06 | 07 | 08
09 | 10 | 11

Gomli!
Gomli #2!
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BassBehemoth!
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Much like George Carlin I haven't done any new material for the passed 2 years. Don't hold it against me, unless it's your penis.
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Old 2010-08-24, 10:23
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Truly a magnificent compilation and exhibition of your talents, Micky. I particularly find your caricatures to be the most absorbing of your collection; call it your "finesse" if you may. Keep up the good work and we may consider you for the annual Pics With Dicks Prize here in California, which would allow for your art to be displayed to the public during the ceremony. I must ask you to prepare a 1 page speech to send in before we inform you of your winnings as part of the decision process.
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Old 2010-08-24, 13:21
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Paddy, your ability to draw a penis so well in paint never ceases to amaze me. The Hitler dick is my fav.
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Old 2010-08-24, 13:42
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Paddy, your ability to draw a penis so well in paint never ceases to amaze me. The Hitler dick is my fav.


The one dedicated to me
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Old 2010-08-24, 15:22
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You know where you are, when a Hitler dick is considered a loving tribute.
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Old 2010-08-24, 15:41
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So far, this entire thread is full of win, but those two killed me. Moar paint now.
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Old 2010-08-24, 17:27
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So while one of my clients was trying out one of the "gang" we picked up last night, something a little unexpected happened... we had to take the poor guy to the hospital and call it a freak accident.

Its too gruesome in text, so I've attached a pictorial representation of the event below:
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Old 2010-08-24, 17:54
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Are you guys familiar with Electric Retard?

http://www.electricretard.com/


How about Lolokaust?

http://lolokaust.com/


Great for inspiration.
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Old 2010-08-24, 18:31
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oh my god those sites are great. i mean... severely fucked up... but great.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2010-08-25, 01:35
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Okay I've changed my mind about that Electric Retard site, I am deeply disturbed and I think that guy has some major issues! That is fucked up!
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Old 2010-08-25, 07:37
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http://lolokaust.com/morning/glory.html

Best comic strips ev000r!!
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Old 2010-08-25, 08:10
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I heard some time ago that Electric Retard was banned in Germany, can Gomli Confirm this? If so poor Gomli misses out on that sick shit
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Old 2010-08-25, 14:13
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Electric Retard is mostly just crass, shock-value nothings.
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Old 2010-08-25, 14:26
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I heard some time ago that Electric Retard was banned in Germany, can Gomli Confirm this? If so poor Gomli misses out on that sick shit


Nope works perfectly
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Old 2010-08-25, 14:38
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Nothing about that site works... just ambles along contrary to better judgment.
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Old 2010-08-25, 23:56
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Electric Retard is so stupid I cannot stop laughing!
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Old 2010-08-26, 15:59
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It was funny until I realized the guy is a white supremacy spreading pedophile who got raped when he was a little kid. That site is eerily narrow-minded with its humor... he has way too much to "joke" about only four topics: Niggers, Little Kids, Feces, and Rape.

I have a sick fucking sense of humor, but the whole point is that its not SERIOUS. Maybe the guy is just trying to get people shocked, but I can almost guarantee he is actually severely fucked up.

OH AND NOBODY COMMENTED ON MY LAST FUCKING PICTURE, YOU CUNTS, SPEAKING OF FUCKED UP.
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