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Old 2010-08-10, 10:09
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RTT #167: 300 Reasons to Kill Yourself or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love PST

Yes, there were only 263 posts in the previous RTT. Personally, I blame the economy. That, and my ill-advised mod powers.

P.S. PST is a fart-breather.
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Old 2010-08-10, 10:14
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Old 2010-08-10, 13:58
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wtf? Why would you close the RTT before 300?
I hate you. I FUCKIN HATE YOU
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Old 2010-08-10, 14:07
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Old 2010-08-10, 14:08
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wtf? Why would you close the RTT before 300?
I hate you. I FUCKIN HATE YOU
VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER!
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Old 2010-08-10, 14:19
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I'm so happy dance excited! My grandson will be here today and I can hardly wait! We haven't met him yet so it's a long time coming, but he's as excited as we are.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-08-10, 14:19
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man, fucking budget cuts.

Let me guess, so now you're gonna try to stop this RTT at 262? You can't hide this trickery from me; I am all but familiar with the "Shrinking Candy Bar" method: first you sell a big candy bar for $1, then you increase the price a little, and then you decrease the size a little, and then you increase the price a little, and then you decrease the size a little, etc.

Eventually RTT's will consist of a 10 part conversation before being closed down, and moderators will incorporate a PayPal function to extend the length of threads based on the donations from our members! I SEE THROUGH YOUR TRICKS! FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME TWICE, YOU FOOL ME CAN'T GET FOOLED AGAIN.

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Old 2010-08-10, 14:21
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And you had to open your yap (or fingers) and give them ideas. Bad Joe'.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-08-10, 15:24
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I'm so happy dance excited! My grandson will be here today and I can hardly wait! We haven't met him yet so it's a long time coming, but he's as excited as we are.
DON'T DO IT LITTLE MAN! RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE HAMSTRINGS!

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man, fucking budget cuts.

Let me guess, so now you're gonna try to stop this RTT at 262? You can't hide this trickery from me; I am all but familiar with the "Shrinking Candy Bar" method: first you sell a big candy bar for $1, then you increase the price a little, and then you decrease the size a little, and then you increase the price a little, and then you decrease the size a little, etc.

Eventually RTT's will consist of a 10 part conversation before being closed down, and moderators will incorporate a PayPal function to extend the length of threads based on the donations from our members! I SEE THROUGH YOUR TRICKS! FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME TWICE, YOU FOOL ME CAN'T GET FOOLED AGAIN.

You're almost there, Joesephino. What is actually happening is a concerted effort to elicit complaints from the regular members, at which point the last mod to post prior to the complaint is permitted to have a wank whilst looking at secret nude photos of Bobbi and DameFraMorkum engaged in what I can only describe as "sin". It's the MT Wanking Game™! And guess what? I WIN THIS ROUND!! Now, where did I put my Captain Planet-themed dildo set...
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Old 2010-08-10, 15:30
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I'd just like to declare that Dyldo's last contribution in the last RTT still haunts my day dreams.

My nightmares, damnit, my nightmares!


M'kay, I've been playing guitar for four years or so and same goes for a pal of mine, keyboard player. Today we did our very first recording, using untested equipment and a minimum of preparation. Seriously, we only meet during the summers and a few weeks over christmas. Any old how, I threw these up for the benefit of a new drummer companion and thought, what the heck. You guys can use something to bash.
Probably "Would you" and "Water" are the only songs somewhat appropriate for this forum, but for this release I'm dedicating "Love is not alone" to Paddy.
http://www.myspace.com/atmospherevikings

Oh, and I forgot a cable at home, hence it's somewhat irritating to listen to in headphones. Project for next time.
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Old 2010-08-10, 15:50
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I'd just like to declare that Dyldo's last contribution in the last RTT still haunts my day dreams.

My nightmares, damnit, my nightmares!
Not only that, but his last contribution rendered my first post in this RTT erroneous. What an absolute cunt he is. Die of cancer, Dyldo. Massive helpings of foaming, steaming cancer. Oh, and AIDS and syphilis. Of the face and balls.

Ahh I can't stay mad at...no wait, yes I can. DIE. DIE DIE DIE.

Neeeeeeooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm KABLAMO! Know what that was? Your plane crashing into a mountain after I blind the pilot with a laser pointer.

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M'kay, I've been playing guitar for four years or so and same goes for a pal of mine, keyboard player. Today we did our very first recording, using untested equipment and a minimum of preparation. Seriously, we only meet during the summers and a few weeks over christmas. Any old how, I threw these up for the benefit of a new drummer companion and thought, what the heck. You guys can use something to bash.
Probably "Would you" and "Water" are the only songs somewhat appropriate for this forum, but for this release I'm dedicating "Love is not alone" to Paddy.
http://www.myspace.com/atmospherevikings

Oh, and I forgot a cable at home, hence it's somewhat irritating to listen to in headphones. Project for next time.
I listened to "Love is Not Alone". I love you Patrik. Your vocals make my penis tingle. I shall offer some sweet critiques of the rest in due course. (Note to self: "Jew Course", a weekly reality show in which Jewish contestants must overcome an obstacle course in order to win nuggets of Jew-gold.)
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Old 2010-08-10, 18:59
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I love haunting dreams. You may be the oldest I've infiltrated yet, Amadeus. I'll listen to your songs when I'm home and get a chance. Interested to hear. And my future wife died of cancer, AIDS, and syphill, Paddy, you fucking asshole!
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Old 2010-08-10, 19:12
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And my future wife died of cancer, AIDS, and syphill, Paddy, you fucking asshole!
No shit, it'll be me who gives them to her!
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Old 2010-08-10, 19:45
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I wanna go see Decrepit Birth and Cephalic Carnage in 2 days (Friday).

Only problem is they're playing with a bunch of fuckin' gay bands like "All Shall Perish" and "Animals as Leaders".
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Old 2010-08-10, 20:04
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I wanna go see Decrepit Birth and Cephalic Carnage in 2 days (Friday).

Only problem is they're playing with a bunch of fuckin' gay bands like "All Shall Perish" and "Animals as Leaders".


I'm probably going to that same show also, summer slaughter. oh god
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Old 2010-08-10, 20:21
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I'm probably going to that same show also, summer slaughter. oh god
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Old 2010-08-10, 20:29
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Old 2010-08-10, 20:33
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yea, Ill just look for the dude with the mullet
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Old 2010-08-10, 23:52
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Old 2010-08-11, 00:12
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