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Old 2010-07-09, 18:45
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He's a Dirty Fucking Liar

TruthDevoid, aka Waylon, aka Cunty McFucking Cunt, has been lying to us all these years. Look at this official medical report I found from the Polish workhouse for cunting orphans where Waylon was raised:

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/...calreportp1.gif

I knew you had polio, and I knew you were clinically cuntish! Ahhhh I forgive ya, just stop posting pics from Men's Health magazine and claiming they're of you.

Have a good one, chief

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Old 2010-07-09, 19:02
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roflmao Happy birthday! I hope you find Paddy under your tree!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-09, 19:10
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The only thing you'll find under his tree will be HIM, drooling and covered in his own effluence, with an overturned shopping cart next to him with the wheels spinning. Ya polio-stricken motherfucker ya.

So when are we gonna get a pic of the real you, Waylon? Do I really have to do what I did with Bobbi and lure you into a photo-shoot with the promise of $5 and a bag o' medium-quality soil? SHOW YOURSELF!

By the way, I think the Men's Health model whose identity you've been "borrowing" might have a thing or two to say about this shit. Reveal your bony self or I'll write a letter!

Wait, what am I talking about? We already know what you look like!

http://i48.tinypic.com/jzi787.png

(Much love, W. Dawg)
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Old 2010-07-09, 19:26
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(swoons and passes out)
Wait, what?
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-09, 19:28
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Happy birthday dawg
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Old 2010-07-09, 19:29
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Paddy that was fuckin hilarious! hahahah

Thanks man! and thank you LB!

and DQ, you cynical bastard
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Old 2010-07-09, 19:53
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Paddy that was fuckin hilarious! hahahah

Thanks man! and thank you LB!

and DQ, you cynical bastard
Hope you have a good one man!

Any plans?
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Old 2010-07-09, 20:15
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Have a good one, Waylon! Beat a hooker and pass out like a real man.
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Old 2010-07-09, 21:09
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plans are a 4 day celebration haha. I took Sunday and Monday off, along with my regular days off this week Tues and Weds. So the celebration will start after work tomorrow around 2:30pm and it'll cease Wednesday afternoon. It'll be filled with drunkeness, pussy, and death metal. What more can i ask for, really?
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Old 2010-07-09, 21:41
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In other words you're going to get fitshaced and then sleep for 3 days.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-09, 22:26
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oh LB, you really don't know me too well haha. I'm an amazing binge drinker
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Old 2010-07-09, 22:29
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Have a good one, Waylon! Beat a hooker and pass out like a real man.


I second that notion! PARTY!

Happy BIDDY DAISY.
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
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Old 2010-07-09, 23:37
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LOL. Paddy is fucking retarded!

Happy Birthday Waylon!
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Old 2010-07-10, 00:09
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Old 2010-07-10, 03:15
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU UGLY DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!11#
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Old 2010-07-10, 13:34
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Have a good one bro, I'd buy ya a pitcher if I was in the area
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Old 2010-07-10, 15:45
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lolz, Gaylon! Get it? GAY-lon! ololz
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Old 2010-07-11, 06:16
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Hahaha, Paddy. You've outdone yourself, once again.

happy Birthday Truth! Have a good one!
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Old 2010-07-11, 08:53
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I just noticed this was TD's birthday thread. Anyways, have a good one you fucking monster.

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Old 2010-07-12, 02:59
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Happy birthday, oh one who be devoid of truth
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