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Old 2010-07-10, 09:40
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We have a crime rubrication in Sweden that might be translated as "Railing against an ethnic group". All things considered, do you think we're up for a collective charge under that heading?


I just found out. There's a television series here entering its second season, great results. It's about people going shopping at a huge mall. Yep, reality show style. While I work about four hours a day gathering and assessing info and news, working to put together a reasoned and comprehensive reason for people to vote the 19 of September to keep my beloved government in office for another four years... they are watching... a series about...
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Old 2010-07-10, 17:54
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a series about.......bullshit. I don't know if it's considered a reality show, but I caught about 3 minutes of Silent Library and some guy got towel snapped on the butt in the library by football players with rolled up towels. They could have at least been cute. I cannot believe the calibre of some of the stuff on tv now. It's so stupid.
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Old 2010-07-10, 17:59
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More people voted for their favourite would-be pop star in Britain's Got Talent than voted during the general election. Give it up man, we're fucked!
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Old 2010-07-10, 18:02
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Welcome to our world. I heard there's a new show, The Fitzkitchen's Fits.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-10, 18:59
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Show a little respect for my uncle Gerry Fitzkitchens and his brain-melting epilepsy.
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Old 2010-07-10, 19:54
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But he's so much fun to watch! You're a party pooper.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-11, 02:29
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Say, Tripple-X, has his brain actually melted in any of the episodes yet? I'm asking, 'cause I'm trying to ascertain the possibility of Padds carrying around any lethal, and preferably highly painful, genetical disorder. It's become something of an obsession ever since that pie-post. Arrgh.

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More people voted for their favourite would-be pop star in Britain's Got Talent than voted during the general election. Give it up man, we're fucked!


Aaawwn, heeall no! Honestly, I think instigating a revolution, seizing power and organizing death squads targeting anyone who can't give three valid reason for the way they voted in the last election is closer at hand. The screams, the blood, the flames, the upturned IQ-charts...
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Old 2010-07-11, 12:55
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I think most of it is gone now thanks to the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator that I purchased on ebay. I don't know what I'm going to use it for now. Maybe a garden ornament?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-11, 22:03
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Old 2010-07-12, 06:57
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Nice, but it might get recalled. It is a Toyauto product.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-12, 17:48
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We have a crime rubrication in Sweden that might be translated as "Railing against an ethnic group". All things considered, do you think we're up for a collective charge under that heading?


I remember stormfront being one of the first google results on some issue going on with the immigrant and nationalist community there.
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Old 2010-07-12, 19:37
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Say, Tripple-X, has his brain actually melted in any of the episodes yet? I'm asking, 'cause I'm trying to ascertain the possibility of Padds carrying around any lethal, and preferably highly painful, genetical disorder. It's become something of an obsession ever since that pie-post. Arrgh.
My sweet joke about Pi is what has led you to question my critical faculties? That, and not the several years of uninterrupted stool-water I've let gush from my face-anus (aka mouth)? Ha! Which is of course the element name for hahnium, which is the funniest character in the entire periodic table, especially so when you realise why it doesn't officially appear there. HA!

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Aaawwn, heeall no! Honestly, I think instigating a revolution, seizing power and organizing death squads targeting anyone who can't give three valid reason for the way they voted in the last election is closer at hand. The screams, the blood, the flames, the upturned IQ-charts...
I think a cull is sorely needed, but I'd never actively seek out such a policy because I know I'd be the first one to be lured into the gas chamber by a slightly overweight brunette with big tits and low self-esteem. Ahh, they get me every time!
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Old 2010-07-13, 07:38
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So that's what you really think of me? pftftftft
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-13, 08:58
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So that's what you really think of me? pftftftft
I didn't say "I know I'd be the first one to be lured into the gas chamber by the mother of those two guys from Deliverance" did I? NO, I didn't! I said "I want to be kick-fucked by a burly female lumberjack, or Patrik in a dress". Or something like that. I can't remember, it was so long ago.
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Old 2010-07-13, 11:12
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What the fuck is wrong with the irish at the moment? Radical catholics? The end is near mah friendz
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Old 2010-07-13, 11:15
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Random Boner Syndrome

This is pissing me off. Even during times of regular sex I still get the most random boners. And now I swear I'm getting the worst prolonged cases of morning wood in my life. And masturbation sure as hell doesn't help, and I'm pretty sure it just makes it worse.

LETS ALL SHARE OUR BONER STORIES.
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Old 2010-07-13, 11:53
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What the fuck is wrong with the irish at the moment? Radical catholics? The end is near mah friendz
Haha I take it the rioting has made international news? Apparently it's been the worst rioting in a decade, costing upwards of £100,000,000. Ahh I'm so proud!

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Random Boner Syndrome

This is pissing me off. Even during times of regular sex I still get the most random boners. And now I swear I'm getting the worst prolonged cases of morning wood in my life. And masturbation sure as hell doesn't help, and I'm pretty sure it just makes it worse.

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Man, you're only hitting 21, your cock still has a ways to go before it behaves like something other than a paedophile maternity nurse

I don't have any particularly interesting boner stories, but I did once jerk the gherkin in class in primary school, whilst I was sitting in a row of joined desks with people on either side of me working on long division problems. No one noticed, not even when I yelled "Jumanji!" at the top of my voice just as I shot a clot into my Ghostbusters pencil case.

I think that may have been the beginning of my paedophilia. I mean, I was pretty attracted to other 10 years olds when I was 10 myself, and I guess my tastes just haven't changed much in the intervening years. I'm set in my ways, in other words. Fuck it, that defence works for old people and it'll work for me ya mothercockers!
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Old 2010-07-13, 14:13
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I don't have any particularly interesting boner stories, but I did once jerk the gherkin in class in primary school, whilst I was sitting in a row of joined desks with people on either side of me working on long division problems. No one noticed, not even when I yelled "Jumanji!" at the top of my voice just as I shot a clot into my Ghostbusters pencil case.


You owe me a new monitor and a Gatorade.

Ian, maybe you have some kind of priapism-lite? If you need someone to help you out with dangily that, I know a fringlec guy that knows a dude that is wozlcabeb a mortician and can flubberty mangily kooster ma rangs.

Werkmalink? Frombalerser!? Minkclepd!?! Finkerly ountraw, bibbilytinkle-flop bosterdonk gershurkalnk miskerink kooster ma rangs! Gibblysoostertwink purlyyink.. FINKERLY! FINKERLY!!! OUNTRAW FINKERLY!!! 911! BIBBILYTINKLE-FLOP BOSTERDONK!
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Old 2010-07-13, 14:34
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You owe me a new monitor and a Gatorade.
Baaaaahaha! I also fingered my first girl in primary school, but I'm not sure if it counts because it was only last week. Man, if you've ever wondered if there was anything tighter than your own clenched fist...

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Ian, maybe you have some kind of priapism-lite? If you need someone to help you out with dangily that, I know a fringlec guy that knows a dude that is wozlcabeb a mortician and can flubberty mangily kooster ma rangs.
No no, your keyboard goes into the PS/2 port, not the wall socket.

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Werkmalink? Frombalerser!? Minkclepd!?! Finkerly ountraw, bibbilytinkle-flop bosterdonk gershurkalnk miskerink kooster ma rangs! Gibblysoostertwink purlyyink.. FINKERLY! FINKERLY!!! OUNTRAW FINKERLY!!! 911! BIBBILYTINKLE-FLOP BOSTERDONK!
Finkerly? Finkerly McFinkertimes? How the fuck do you know The Finkmeister?

Normally at times like these I'd tell you to have some hair of the dog, but given your track record you'd probably think that entails eating out some post-op meat-packer from one of your queer Friday night haunts.

Amadeus, for some reason I thought you were from Antwerp but I now realise that it's Wolf who's from there. Boy is my face red! Not out of embarrassment, I'm trying to hold my breath to see if I'll cum harder. Using a belt is too risky, especially while my mum's in the room flicking herself off to Baywatch.
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Old 2010-07-13, 18:37
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Actually, I'm prepared to let that one slip with a shrug. Don't relax, however. That pun is gonna come back to haunt you in the form of broken bottles in your bed, or anthrax in your mail, or, or, or, I don't know, but something that's gonna have the CDC in an uproar for weeks I tell ya.
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