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View Poll Results: A Scanner Blackly: Race by Democratic Decision
Black with an insatiable thirst for other people's bikes 5 0.00%
Pasty and ginger with rotten teeth and a penchant for the quivering pink anuses of young boys 500 0.00%
Lynch him and let God™ decide! 7 0.00%
Regardless of race, his sexiness is divine 0 0%
Fuck Dyldo, PSJew, Mansley, and Paddington 23948734984 100.00%
"Chris Rezendes" is an anagram of "sucks much cock in alleyways" 69 0.00%
P.S. I love you, Chris 1 0.00%
Is this a pimple or a boil? 0 0%
If you can read this you're a cunt 0 0%
Honk if you love Chris! 0 0%
Polls are fucking pointless; 72% of all people know that 0 0%
Vote for this one to win a prize - a dedicated MS Paint drawing from Paddy! FUCK YEAH! 0 0%
I have cancer 0 0%
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Old 2010-06-26, 06:53
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Make up your fuckin' mind already, Chris. You can't have it both ways any longer. You're either with us or you're with the terrorists. So decide! Are you a half-baked dark knight or an overcooked Irish stallion? Can't choose? Well, let's see what the regs have to say about it. POLL ME! POLL ME 'TIL I BLEED!

Oh yeah, and happy birthday you sexy fucking sexalicious sexer from the planet Sexmong. Fuck, I just realised you're younger than me by about 6 months. Well, guess which one of us is gonna die first, ya hypertension-havin' motherfucker ya!

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Old 2010-06-26, 07:18
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Once again, Pads says it all. Have a good one.

Oh, and I'm not entirely sure what I just voted for, but it had lots of words and was written by an Irishman. It's the right way to the future.
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Old 2010-06-26, 07:35
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Old 2010-06-26, 07:54
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Oh, and I'm not entirely sure what I just voted for, but it had lots of words and was written by an Irishman. It's the right way to the future.
Ahhh, I see you've read the Mick Manifesto! I was particularly proud of the section which outlined my plans for the gradual reintroduction of slavery over the course of 220 years, so by the time it was in full swing no one would notice, not even the slaves themselves! A similar plan was drawn up which would see in the cultural and social acceptance of paedophilia, but I thought it would be a waste of time given the fact that 220 years from now all of the world's paedos would probably be bricked up inside the Vatican.

Incidentally, you voted for Chris to become a fully fledged Irishman, complete with his own freckled ballsack and beaten wife. You made the right choice, because Christ knows the world needs more Irish people. Which is precisely why I voted for option 2 as well. Join us, Chris! JOIN US!

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Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us, one of us!
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Old 2010-06-26, 15:53
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Nothing like a Paddy for making any thread - any type of thread you could possibly think of - end up being about something about monkeys. Monkeys in hats. If I could, I'd teach you to write Swedish and post when given a special, appropriate key word (such as "Attack!" "Charge!" or "KILL!!!"), chain you to a computer in dank, dark and mysteriously smelly cellar beneath my server and have you post at irregular intervals at my forum. The political debate could use a jolt or twenty around here.
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Happy Birthday, with a side of Paddy's wit!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE: CHRIS.
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Old 2010-06-26, 21:09
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Old 2010-06-26, 22:16
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Why would anybody ever vote against lynching? I'm going to go in and change everybody's vote to pro-lynching. I'm not sure I can do that, but I'll goddamn well get it done, you can rely on that.

You know, most of your beloved snakes and lizards don't live past 26*. Must be a pretty good time to just curl up and die. Just sayin'.





*I realize that many do, but suck my dick with your herpetology. And your mouth. Mostly your mouth.
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Old 2010-06-27, 01:54
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I never voted against lynching, I never voted against lynching. Just for that he should be an Irishman. You know, make the whole one-dollar-per-blood-drawing-bullet-business more socially acceptable in 2010.
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Old 2010-06-27, 12:06
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE: CHRIS.

But there should be so many more! For everyone's sake!

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You know, most of your beloved snakes and lizards don't live past 26*. Must be a pretty good time to just curl up and die. Just sayin'.

This is true, but my longer tenured prisoner has only served an 8 year sentence so far. Granted, she was already an adult when I got her, but not an impressively large one, so she probably has a good 5 years left in her. I actually have no fucking idea what I'm going to do with all these animals when, eventually, I'll have to move away for grad school. Since I hate dealing with problems, I pretend it isn't one, and it won't be until I actually have to deal with it. Isn't that a brilliant system?

I voted lynch because nigars are niggardly and nobody wants to be Irish, ESPECIALLY the Irish.
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Old 2010-06-27, 12:09
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Old 2010-06-28, 18:26
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Chris, you're one of the sanest people on here. Work on that would, you? Or was that Woodhue. At least that smelled nice.

Paddy, are you reciting lines from your movie again?
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Old 2010-06-28, 21:42
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Have a good one Chris. Even though I don't believe you're black.

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Old 2010-06-29, 08:24
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Nothing like a Paddy...
It's amazing how that single-letter word can transform an innocuous sentence into something dripping with racial and stereotypical overtones. You almost make this thread seem less objectionable by comparison. Almost.



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Paddy, are you reciting lines from your movie again?
The Irishing is still in preproduction, so I'd rather not discuss it publicly just yet, but rest assured there will be midgets riding monkeys in hats.

Well Chris, the votes are in. Looks like you're Irish from here on. I'm so very, seriously, massively, uncontrollably, monumentally, epically, biblically sorry. On the plus side the great people of Massachusetts no longer have to hire private security for their watermelon patches. That said, watermelons going missing in the night seems insignificant compared to what you'll be doing to my neighbour's kids when you move here. Oh yeah, pack some Speedos and a balaclava.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who participated and especially Dielbold, the company who provided our vote-counting machines. Without these fine machines our efforts to ensure the smooth running of this totally democratic poll which wasn't fixed at all would have been in vain.

Chris, brother, there has been a Chris-shaped hole in my heart for years which has now been filled. With Chrisness. Merry Chrisness one and all!
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Only "almost"? Damn, I got some work left, then.
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The traditional method of killin' an Irishman isn't lynching; you gotta infect his potaties with Taytie Sickness™. Here's a quick run-down of how to effectively destroy each of the world's main races:

Irish: Taytie Sickness
Whites in General: Other races who're jealous of our obvious superiority
Asian: SARS
African: Lynching, or necklacing if you're in a festive mood
Arabs: Beheading
Ruskies: Beheading by Chechens
Chechens: School bombs and air-strikes
Aliens: Will Smith
Whatever Vin Diesel is: Michael Jackson

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Only "almost"? Damn, I got some work left, then.
Yeah, you didn't even mention child rape, potatoes, alcoholism, terrorism, stupidity, superstitiousness, male chauvinism or indeed sex offenderism! My friend, we have much to discuss...
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The Irishing is still in preproduction, so I'd rather not discuss it publicly just yet, but rest assured there will be midgets riding monkeys in hats.

No, no, no. Pay attention, gooble gobble. I meant Freaks.

I never thought I'd see Speedos and baklava in the same sentence. *sigh*
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