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Old 2010-06-12, 06:08
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Ignoring all of the insults and still replying is actually quite admirable. Touché, Dystopia. Touché.
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Old 2010-06-12, 07:48
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I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that it appears like several of you read the letter.
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Old 2010-06-12, 07:54
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I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that it appears like several of you read the letter.
Even more touchéness.
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Old 2010-06-12, 09:53
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I'd have to be the one giving the most benefit of the doubt to anyone, but someone else can reap the benefits. Unless you want to blow in the gutters on the second story for me. Lots of maple trees growing there now.

I was getting a prison idea, too, and I was thinking the go karts would be mad fun. Would racing cokeheads wear helmets and would we want them to?
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Old 2010-06-12, 11:20
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I'd want them to wear big chicken costumes. But only the head part. The rest would be covered with like. Pigs and ties, man.

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Even more touchéness.


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Old 2010-06-12, 12:38
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Being that we are America, and we have a decent handful of cokeheads, I propose we study cocaine so that we can chemically create the best shit there is and sell it to other countries. Debt problem nearly solved, as long as we don't snort our own shit.


VOTE DYSTOPIA 2014.


Something tells me that won't go over well with the large majority of voters..
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Old 2010-06-12, 13:01
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Old 2010-06-13, 10:54
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How about Diego Garcia? At least he'd have a bowling alley to occupy himself. Gotta give him credit for being able to type. Or maybe that's not such a good thing.

Amadeus, my neighbor was at an auction last week and they had a chicken suit there for sale with 4 other animal costumes. They sold for $200.
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Old 2010-06-13, 14:11
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Alright, OK, right then, so, yea, alrighty, all so... right. And what are the odds of someone using them for gokart riding coke heads in Dope Town? Covered in pigs and ties, like? Just tell me that, would you. The lost opportunity for the world makes me weep.
I need to get away from work more.
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Old 2010-06-13, 17:13
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Maybe you could take up go kart repair as a hobby?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-06-14, 03:22
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Fact is, is there are no go-karts in prison...

But when not in prison: there are usually cars.

Thus segregating drug-addicts who willingly submit themselves to a "Softer prison," isolation from children, Christians, ect., thus, to rid the innocent children, elementry school children, women and elderly (It's all about protecting the weak), because in sense, it is pretty obvious that drug abuse in our country is a problem.

Drug abuse wouldn't be so bad if ACTUALLY were a victimless crime. The most vulnerable victim would be the user, who is also the cause of a hazard of neglect, violence, and uncontrollable bitching about their problems.

So, the "Sober party" wants people who use coke to go to jail.

Cokeheads, heroin addicts, and methheads all just want to shoot their shit.

I just tried to think of way to mold each sides' desires to a compromise that would benefit everyone.

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I would also legalize pot and hallucinogens with restricted use. Imagine "Acid bars," where you submit $25, they give ya a hit of acid, you bring some weed, and then they take care of you the next 12 hours.

Me >> Nanci Peloci


EDIT PS: And when riding go-karts in drug town, helmets are optional... depending on the State.
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Old 2010-06-14, 12:26
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Gee, you thought of everything.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-06-14, 13:34
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Old 2010-06-15, 13:58
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Pssst... Paddy my man. You're the only one here wanting a blowjob from Dys. Um. Yea. Sorry. Just thought someone should tell you.
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Old 2010-06-16, 17:23
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Pssst... Paddy my man. You're the only one here wanting a blowjob from Dys. Um. Yea. Sorry. Just thought someone should tell you.

http://www.myspace.com/jonathan.bellamy

There's my myspace in case any of you need to jerk off. But uh... back on topic.

Do you guys mind if I post the link to a clip of one really sick fuckin' porno? Cuz I'm not gonna post it unless all of you wanna see it.

Back to the real topic: Now, just because someone is high on cocaine, are you going to tell me that PERSON can't get around? That they can't drive a go-kart? I think that's RACIST! Take that, Obama Palin.

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Old 2010-06-19, 01:37
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Okay Execrater, the way I see your "Long letter" to "Me," is that it is 95-100% serious, the only seriousness at all would be the meaning behind the joke.. You don't actually think this is a good idea (my drug town idea). My letter was mostly serious, but somewhat humorous, cuz I get stoned when I write letters to Bill O'Reilly. I was probably pretty baked when I wrote that letter about Snoop Dogg (which was read on the air; summarized, of course).

Anyways, would it be more convincing if I SUMMONED the energy to think of a more glamorous name? How about Drug SECTORS?

Wait, that just sounds ugly. I hate the sound of the word drug. Everyone hates that word, cuz the damn fuckin shit government makes drugs seem evil, which they are.

But we don't want people to think of "Drug Sectors" as "Evil." Maybe: Wrong, Stupid, Immoral, but most of all... wait! Dangerous! Hazardous! That's the right direction, but it's a special kind of hazard.

-SELF-HAZARD SECTORS-
These won't necessarily be "Towns." I'm afraid that was misleading. I mean like, take the projects, where the poorest people live. Now you have SOME Project sectors that have as few good trying-to-get-out hard workers with their suffering children, but mostly a bunch of dying bums, crack-dealin' pimps, hustlin' chumps and ugly whores with AIDS.

Get out the families.
Give them a little more than they're giving up (To leave their living quarters and enter a more suburban, white-nerd-friendly environment.) SHS Tax Revenue should cover that and help a lot of people out.

Next step, after ALL families agree to GTFO out of the shitter hole, and move next to a nice park, applications may be submitted, but not all would be accepted, because we gotta savor that high value. I mean, unlimited drugs?

UNLIMITED DRUGS!?!?

Not for anyone, but for the rebel would-be tyrant that just wants his drugs, looks back and wishes he could work harder but knows he won't go back, and just works his butt off, or sells drugs, to buy his drugs... well, he'd probably just end up in prison anyway! Wouldn't it be easier to give this guy a few tasks to help the community, and now you can go 2 ways:
1: Slave for food, just work until the shift's over, and you can work high on the job accounting it aint that hard of a job or else why give it to you? No pay, just food, drugs, and place to sleep, probably bunking with 3 other mails in a one bedroom split kitchen 1 bathroom apartment.
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2: Allow a similar concept of capitalism, letting the system flows as it goes. Who knows, high on coke? You could probably invent some shit. Cocaine, Heroin, Opium, Crack, Meth, LSD, Mescalin, GBH and Ecstasy would all be taxed accordingly to their potential and average incident ratings of hazard (deaths, accidents, fuck-ups) but leaned out in a way that drug addicts can still afford them on their "Here you go, no one else wants this job," so that they don't go out stealing shit.

May seem hard to balance, but if we were the direct source for all those drugs (Grew the shit here, the best shit, of course) then the actual cost of producing the product would be low, as long as we're paying the guards enough not to go corrupt on our ass, which wouldn't happen, cuz cameras would be on their ass and everyone's ass who even gets near enough drugs to distribute.

Taxed high, production costs low. Not taxed quite as high that those Mexi's across the border can profit by selling at a lower price (If we got our immigration problem under control, this would be much, much, easier. As long as we we bust 'em at the border, every time we do, they lose profit.), but tax as high considering the said factors, and considering the living sectors will be so fuckin' cheap that if you took a dump in the middle of the floor it wouldn't affect the value of the place what so ever.



I don't actually want to segregate drug-users. I figure I'm not one to judge, BUT much, MUCH more than accommodate drug-users I want to protect the freedoms of the innocent and just: The children, the wives, and even people where all they do is casually smoke pot, drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes, pop anti-deps and pain-killers and even experiment with hallucinogens (acid, shrooms) as long as they purchase it, use it, and sober from it in a tax-paying facility that has good shit, trippy posters, cool music, and they WATCH YOUR ASS until you're sober enough that they know that you are, "Good."

Guy doin' drugs can live right next door. I don't care, as long as everyone is SAFE. The FACT is, the drug war is what is causing all this violence. Actually, it's the drugs. Actually, it's the people that use the drugs. Actually, it's the laws that piss people off that tell people not to do drugs which only makes them swipe their tracks and pay money to Al Queida (Sp?) funded drug rings. So there you go, one big circle you can blow up by fighting fire with fire. Actually, it's like fighting fire with gasoline, but I'm pretty sure it would work, so don't worry.

I mean, all the drug addicts that already pay money to these smugglers COULD be paying money to OUR government, and we would make the BEST SHIT! That shit would SO FOR SURE not be laced, or cut. Pure shit, scientifically enhanced to be perfectly healthy and non-addictive, plus the high last 20 hours and each hit turns you into a genius, thanks to our research that was funded by Self-Hazard Centers (Centers could work too, I think we should have both drug centers and sectors).

I gotta piss. *Posts*
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Old 2010-06-19, 10:21
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Well seriously!!

Being that we are America, and we have a decent handful of cokeheads, I propose we study cocaine so that we can chemically create the best shit there is and sell it to other countries. Debt problem nearly solved, as long as we don't snort our own shit.

true my man. As old sage once said: don't get high on your own supply.

BTW I think You should send this letter to Limbaugh from what I've heard he has long history with drugs.
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Old 2010-06-19, 18:45
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Isn't this the same shit Travis Bickle was writing in his diary in Taxi Driver? I'm sure of it!

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Listen you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up. Here is...

Also, drugs towns and go-karts.
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No... where did that come up?
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No... where did that come up?
It came up during a discussion with one of your late night cab fares.

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