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Old 2010-06-11, 02:07
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Long ass letter I wrote to Bill O'Reily

He just did a segment on the war on drugs. It was ridiculous. I got pissed, and blew off steam writing an email. This is what is said.

They might not read it, but you guys (couple of ya) probably will.

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Bill, you are too hasty to make a call on the war on drugs. Not all parents that get stoned abuse their children, some are pretty great people.

I'm not defending coke-addicts, but when someone has cocaine on their plate, it is much easier to separate them from society and put them to work for payment of their choice. Ending the war on drugs would not, in my mind, liberate people to do whatever they want, but rather give some people an opportunity to earn their honest place in the country, as long as they are responsible for the safety and courtesy of others.

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My idea is that people can volunteer themselves (hear me out) to surrender their right of freedom (in order to ensure absolute security) under surveillance, if that is the necessary cost of certainty. IN OTHER WORDS: Guy wants to do coke; Actually, he already does coke, and he sells big-time. He is secretly a huge burden on his local neighborhood, and no one can do anything about it, except him. He wants to get out. He calls GOV. Gov says, "Oh, you just wanna do coke? Okay, we'll give you all the coke you want as long as you can prove that you are one hell of a janitor!"

So there you go, drug dealer off the street.

I would create segments of cities, and call them, "Drug towns." The name is not nearly as glamorous as the cause...

ALL hard drug use (essentially, anything harder than pot, if you will) would be CONTAINED here, in these "Drug towns." These towns would be segregated for the security of local families. Everyone who wants to live in a drug-town, sure thing. Just sign these papers, get sterilized, and do your job, anything that the people in-charge agree you're capable of, and *poof*, you're locked in! Have a good one! And if you get tired of it, want to better your life, there would be a rehab process, ending with an evaluation JUST to make sure you aren't totally addicted!

Would anybody be able to come and go into drug towns as they please? NO!
1) Children would not be allowed in drug towns.
2) No one enters a drug town, unless it is signed on paper and securely KNOWN and REVIEWED that YOU are entering or leaving a drug town.
3) Would a doctor be able to, "Experiment" here?
Doctors are high-class citizens, with very valuable BRAINS. If a doctor, scientist, or anyone whose brain is worth a lot of money when in contact for the sake of others, than put them through extensive exams to make sure they wouldn't be at risk for a smoking a little pot on one of their vacations, and look at them to make sure they're sober in the end. Besides, I think most doctors have better things to do.

Janitors, fast food flippers, unemployed lethargic couch-potatoes: Make room for harder-working, better-educated citizens, because I have a feeling that some of you would like to GTFO!

4) In drug towns, there are no cars. People only drive go-karts in drug towns.
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Drugs should be rated.
Alcohol is pretty bad, and cigarettes too, don't you think? Marijuana, however, is controversially a "Healthier" drug than alcohol and tobacco. Marijuana barely affects the motor skills well enough to be considered a hazard to many observers, but not the same for alcohol. Tobacco is THE MOST ADDICTIVE SOB ever! I mean the stuff is more addicting than heroin (Not sure on that as a literal fact but I have heard that that is statistically true, believe it or not).

Marijuana is believed by doctors to be effective in treating withdrawals from crack-cocaine and regular cocaine. (If you give me a reply, to show that an actual human has read thus far, I'll find the footnote for that. I believe it is on www.drugwarfacts.org , but I'll find it for you, if you *cough* reveal your interest *cough*. I mean, are you kidding me?

It is SO OBVIOUS! I mean, have you guys speculated that Obama won the election because he used TO BE A POTHEAD! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SUPPORT THE LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA HAS IN THE VOICE OF UNITED STATES CITIZENS!? YOU IDIOTS! You think people voted for Obama because he's smart? I'm pretty sure the answer to that is an obvious "No," (Though his charisma and silver tongue were devilishly smart the way they were manipulated). He was open about his use of pot. He had no beef with the medical pot users. Among other things, he says what people want to hear, even if he has no intention of backing it up, but it sounds good, so he won. I personally voted for McCain, because I like how honest he was. His side of the debate was more on the, "Well, we're in a mess, and I'll admit it's a little over my head, but I'll do MY best," side. Better than the, "No problamoe," side. Anyways, Point of Paragraph: People do not actually get upset about pot. It is NOT a big deal. It doesn't even make you hallucinate! (If any of you think it does, it DOES NOT)

You guys need some serious debating on the war on drugs. I know children are at stake. I know! The answer is not punishment. I don't know how to tell you what the answer is, but in my observation (with my ears and eyes), it seems much of the serious crime (Not petty crime, like drug dealing, drug using, ect, but serious crimes, such as anything VIOLENT or uncaring of others) much of the serious crime is a counter-effect of the situation that they are put in. Yes, they chose to deal drugs. But, why can't they just do a small sin such as use drugs or sell to other people who responsibly (responsible to the point of not being a harmful hazard to others) use drugs, without being FORCED into a GAME (yes, THEY call drug-dealing and not-getting-busted-by-cops, a GAME), a game of violence, dishonesty, thievery, hatred, frustration, and pain, when yes, what they are doing may be bad, but what we are doing to "Protect ourselves," is, in the long run, counter-productive.

Counter-productive; anyone over there agree?
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Old 2010-06-11, 02:53
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My God I hope it's the pot that makes you this stupid.
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Old 2010-06-11, 03:52
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I'm going to allow this for now if it leads to mass making fun of mtv_is_gay.

However, I want to point out that I do not encourage or tolerate starting these types of retarded threads, and if it doesn't turn out to be particularly funny I'll delete it rather than close it, because it's a waste of space and I don't think this forum exists so mtv_is_gay can have a platform for his half-baked 'political' views, and in this particular case, as in most cases pertaining to the content on this forum, what I think matters.
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Old 2010-06-11, 04:38
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Bill O'Reilly is a man who believes that the sanctity of Christmas trees is under attack by pagans, I doubt he's ever going to loosen up about marijuana.

Your drug town idea is interesting, though. If these towns are to be without internet access I say GO FOR IT, DYSENTERY! LIVE THE DREAM!
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Old 2010-06-11, 07:39
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It wouldn't work anyways. A drug town would still have to get outside delivery of goods to survive and those that wouldn't want to be a number on Big Brother's roster would do it illegally. There'd be smuggling. George Carlin's turning Colorado into a prison state makes more sense, but a less pretty state should have been used. Kansas or Nebraska come to mind.
I disagree that Obama isn't smart, but I do agree that his charisma and silver tongue are part of why he was elected -along with a few other reasons. Most of those MTV-er fans that voted just because have fallen by the wayside now that the election is over and they're back to the crap music industry some of the rest of us loathe.
Writing to these people is only getting something off your chest. God knows what they do in their spare time or if they aren't just getting paid to be opposition in a game of media ratings.
Maybe your idea can be revamped or expanded upon.
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Old 2010-06-11, 08:12
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Maybe your idea can be revamped or expanded upon.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! And pretty apt in this thread.

This thread above all others has made me more concerned for Dysentery's well-being and indeed more conservative in my stance on marijuana use. I mean, drug towns? Who but a degenerate pothead could come up with that shit and expect it to be met with gasps of admiration? Reading Dysentery's threads is like watching a chimp re-enactment of a Cheech and Chong movie reflected in the back of a spoon.

Dys, do this experiment for all of our sakes: quit pot for a couple of months, let your brain cells escape the thick jelly they're currently marinading in, and then re-read your letter to Bill "O'Really?" O'Reilly. If it still sounds like a healthy, workable idea then I'll suck your cock right down the back of my throat into my stomach where you may impregnate me with your genius.
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Old 2010-06-11, 10:03
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Jonathan,

I'm sorry but marijuana made you stupid.
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Old 2010-06-11, 10:07
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Old 2010-06-11, 10:44
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Old 2010-06-11, 12:25
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Old 2010-06-11, 13:12
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No shit, a girlfriend of mine asked me today if I`d like to travel to North Ireland or Ireland with her in the summer vacations.
I need fucking money so all of you bitches send me some
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God truly played a terrible joke on your parents. You should be arrested for the negligence you inflict upon your life, brain, and opportunity to be productive.

Drug towns? Seriously? Drug towns? Have you ever met a true junkie? I mean a full on hardcore user of something like heroin or meth?

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Dys, I myself only smoked marijuana a few times. Yes, I believe it should be legal, even though it wasn't quite my cup of tea, but I see no reason why others shouldn't use it... well, until you, that is. For the sake of the cause, for the sake of all users, shut the hell up, please?!

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No shit, a girlfriend of mine asked me today if I`d like to travel to North Ireland or Ireland with her in the summer vacations.
I need fucking money so all of you bitches send me some
If ANYONE sends this cunt a single penny so that he can come to my sweet country I will personally see to it that you die in a fire.

Ireland's closed for the next year anyway, we're replanting all of the grass. Bunny's radioactive pussy pretty much eviscerates all of the vegetation here every 4 years or so. The bitch refuses to wear my patented asbestos underpants, so we just try to stay upwind from her as much as possible. You'd think she'd take the hint when Saddam Hussein tried to dump her on the Kurds, but no!

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If ever there was something to counteract the erection-killing insanity of Dystopia's posts it's this. You could hang wet towels off of this baby!

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Paddy, you're wasting time here, but that's okay. Maybe you should have written the letter instead.
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Old 2010-06-11, 19:29
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I would like to take this moment to point out that mtv_is_gay's solution to the drug problem is to put drug users into WWII era Ghettos - or, more specifically, to segregate them with fellow offenders, treat them punitively, strip away certain of their civil rights, and only allow them to go back into the general population once they've proven themselves to be rehabilitated of their antisocial behavior. So, it's not the Warsaw Ghetto exactly - more like a prison!

Sure, it's voluntary, but not significantly more than actual prison. And the other differences are even more superficial; the solution to the problem of putting drug users into prison is - putting them into a different-looking prison! What a great job!

With that, I have to include that this is a Swiftian satire, and this whole time mtv_is_gay has merely been pretending to be totally retarded. Bravo!
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Old 2010-06-12, 05:24
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With that, I have to include that this is a Swiftian satire, and this whole time mtv_is_gay has merely been pretending to be totally retarded. Bravo!
I had a ninkling (that is, I had a precarious notion, I didn't rape a baby Nink) that he might have been taking the piss after reading this line:

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People only drive go-karts in drug towns.
Even amongst the rest of Dysentery's bizarre and apparently drug-induced madness this line seemed out of place, because the image it conjures up in one's mind is just too fuckin' hilarious to have been an accident. But let us not forget that Dys is the same man who added the cruelty of female circumcision to the list of justifications for toppling Saddam.

Maybe that's all part of Dystopia's charm; we never really know if his masochistic posts on this forum are for real or if he's just trolling with such skill that no one can see through it. Maybe he's like Willy Wonka and is setting us a test, and he's tallying up all of the hateful replies he receives to see who gave him the benefit of the doubt the most often, and when he's finished he'll reward that person with cash and blowjobs. Time, and several letters of apology from me, will tell!
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It wouldn't work anyways. A drug town would still have to get outside delivery of goods to survive and those that wouldn't want to be a number on Big Brother's roster would do it illegally. There'd be smuggling. George Carlin's turning Colorado into a prison state makes more sense, but a less pretty state should have been used. Kansas or Nebraska come to mind.
I disagree that Obama isn't smart, but I do agree that his charisma and silver tongue are part of why he was elected -along with a few other reasons. Most of those MTV-er fans that voted just because have fallen by the wayside now that the election is over and they're back to the crap music industry some of the rest of us loathe.
Writing to these people is only getting something off your chest. God knows what they do in their spare time or if they aren't just getting paid to be opposition in a game of media ratings.
Maybe your idea can be revamped or expanded upon.


Well seriously!!

There is no way to win the drug war.

You can't win just be shutting down the dealers. You gotta take down every addict on the market (because a lot of those guys become drug dealers). SO...

Being that we are America, and we have a decent handful of cokeheads, I propose we study cocaine so that we can chemically create the best shit there is and sell it to other countries. Debt problem nearly solved, as long as we don't snort our own shit.
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