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Old 2010-05-27, 06:50
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I know how the shit works. I work in State Level 5 Max Security prison. The biggest one in the state too. Poor guy didn't shower, aw, that's terrible. Come to my prison where you'd probably get your food taken from you, extorted for whatever belongings they're interested in and then raped. Then after you're raped, the system doesn't let you shower because it's a crime scene and they want to keep the evidence on you for investigation. So as you sit there crying, with semen dripping out of your ass, you'll wish you did a weekend in county lockup with punks who got caught with dimebags and duis.


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Old 2010-05-27, 07:24
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It seems like a lot of folks are getting antsy in here.

RTT #165: PMS is a bitch.

haha, lulz

I love you guys.
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Old 2010-05-27, 07:56
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Oh, you don't know the half of it! At least once a year I have such an extreme mental fry that insanity is the only way to describe it. I scared my neighbor and her husband 3 years ago over them having a bonfire that smoked up my house and I was worried my barn or house would catch fire that they didn't burn for 2 years. The other day he told her the wind was blowing the right direction, the ground was wet, and the pile was high so did she think it was okay to burn. He also asked if she should come up and tell me. lol She's religious and she still said no way in hell! roflmao And she's been my best friend for almost 50 years!!! I went snake shit on her when it happened those years ago, felt so guilty, and called her the next day to apologize and we both had a good cry. I almost walked out there the other day, but didn't want to panic them. I said I thought about carrying a white flag.

You guys don't have clue about PMS unless it's inside your own head.

PST- Cool. Hope it's soon for ya.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-05-27, 08:30
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PMS... Haha.

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Old 2010-05-27, 08:46
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You sound just like my husband.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-05-27, 10:06
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Or like my mum
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Old 2010-05-27, 11:03
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I don't speak DEUTSCH!!!
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Old 2010-05-27, 13:59
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Is a Deutsch oven like a Dutch oven, but with Jews instead of girlfriends?

I'm here all week, folks. Be sure to tip your waitress. Right in the mouth.
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Old 2010-05-27, 14:51
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What in the hell did we do to deserve that? Paddy! Yer mum's callin' ya!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-05-27, 15:06
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mtv_is_gay: Watch it. Don't go all pissy and personal because somebody teased you (because you bragged about something totally inconsequential). That's the type of behavior I've got a hot nut for, and as much as I'd love the excuse, I'd rather you imitate a mature adult during your time here. Who knows? - maybe you'll actually contribute something useful for a change. Everybody else can get along, so please try and do the same.


I can't even tell if he's failing to be funny or if his insults really are that retarded. Man, that is sad.

TD: Is rape really that common of an event where you're working? The two people I know that have gone to prison both said that rape was virtually non-existent. Its very troubling, as TV gives me all of these great fantasies but then I have people who have been there first hand telling me other wise.
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Old 2010-05-27, 17:15
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that's just so wrong.....
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-05-27, 18:26
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So they found the bassist of Slipknot dead in a hotel this morning. I wouldn't say i'm a fan of the band but RIP to him. Dude dedicated his life to metal and for his fans.

Just read that pills were all over and there were syringes in the room. His wife is pregnant. That really sucks. Toxicology may take 6 weeks. Nothing conclusive from the autopsy. He admitted to being a sporadic user when he ran his Porsche into another car and had pot, coke, and syringes in the car. AND THEY LET HIM OFF CUZ HE DIDN'T HURT ANYONE? (Like that would happen to anyone else? wth!)

His mom had called the hotel and hadn't gotten an answer so the clerk went to his room to check on him and found him slumped in a corner. He said he must have been there awhile because he was purple. Okay, I'm sorry, but it's Slipknot. How fitting was that?
I still feel badly for his family.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-05-27, 18:37
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Are we really at RTT#165. Seems like just a year ago we were at RTT#100.

I swear, once you turn 18 there is a fast forward button on life.
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Old 2010-05-27, 18:49
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All I had to do to get him to smoke a couple bowls with me, was smoke a couple bowls with him.

And Dyldo, you're a fuckin' dick, and you're just fuckin' jealous. Why are you jealous? Because you're addicted to eating out fat chicks, and you penis is sick.

So, basically you're confirming what Dyldo said, except they didn't think enough of you to hook you up with free merch? Sweet.

All joking aside, shame on Cephalic. Seriously, how good could your stuff have been that they would willing spend time with you? Blazing with you would be about as much fun as dropping acid in the parking lot of a police station or doing lines in the middle of Yellowstone, except most would rather get Rodney King'd by LA's finest or mauled by Yogi's mean uncle than ever have to talk to you face to face.
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Old 2010-05-27, 22:01
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I can't even tell if he's failing to be funny or if his insults really are that retarded. Man, that is sad.

TD: Is rape really that common of an event where you're working? The two people I know that have gone to prison both said that rape was virtually non-existent. Its very troubling, as TV gives me all of these great fantasies but then I have people who have been there first hand telling me other wise.



Well, there were two reported cases in the past month. 99% of the cases go unreported though, because obviously nobody wants to admit to getting a dick in the ass, so you'll never really know how often it occurs. But I've heard a lot of people say they can actually hear it going on from time to time, but most people don't want to bust in on something like that. I mean, would you? haha
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Old 2010-05-27, 22:42
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Hmmm... are you allowed to take videos on your phone where you work?
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Old 2010-05-27, 23:02
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Old 2010-05-27, 23:27
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Hmmm... are you allowed to take videos on your phone where you work?


hahahhaha


and no. we can't take cell phones into work. That would immediately get us fired on the spot.

but for you it might be worth the risk


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Old 2010-05-28, 03:29
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Would they let you bring a traditional camcorder? I can get you one with extremely high resolution. You can gather information on sex crimes at the workplace and give Dyldo a long-distance orgasm in one go!

It'd be a firing offense not to do it!
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Old 2010-05-28, 05:22
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Is a Deutsch oven like a Dutch oven, but with Jews instead of girlfriends?

Not sure about that. Personally I like to heat my oven with women or kids but that`s a matter of taste.
w00t w00t I`m near to summer vacation. 1 week I think I`ll spend in the netherlands with some friends of mine. And another week somewhere in the UK. I thought about scotland or north island. Whisky and beer is the main decision point
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