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Old 2010-05-25, 08:51
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he was a lefty too, there are now only 13 remaining in the world
And the sooner we're rid of them the sooner we can begin to build towards a pure race of God-fearing righties.
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Old 2010-05-25, 09:33
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I'm still having a hard time with the ambidextrous though... I mean, oppress, torment and wipe out, or count among the righteous? This god-fearing business is hard.
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Old 2010-05-25, 10:08
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( I hate kids.)

That sucks he died. Not a big fan either, but I there was a couple things by Slipknot I used to like. RIP.
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Old 2010-05-25, 13:01
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That sucks he died. Not a big fan either, but I there was a couple things by Slipknot I used to like. RIP.


Yeah, I guess it sucks to die. I didn't like dicksnot at all but still, sucks to be him and dead.
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Old 2010-05-25, 14:54
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So they found the bassist of Slipknot dead in a hotel this morning. I wouldn't say i'm a fan of the band but RIP to him. Dude dedicated his life to metal and for his fans.


I guess you can die of embarrassment.
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Old 2010-05-26, 01:25
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It just takes a while.

Seriously, though, this is pretty sad. Imagine if you'd died before you grew out of your 'dressing up' phase. Or, for that matter, your 'playing bass' phase.

Wish I were on 'ludes. Unfortunately I just have so much to be angry about in my regular life that I don't have the energy for it here. It's weird.
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Old 2010-05-26, 02:10
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Last Friday night I smoked some bowls with the singer of Cephalic Carnage after Dying Fetus played a show.
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Old 2010-05-26, 03:09
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Holy shit, fuck jail. They got me for some traffic tickets that turned to warrant status, so I got 4 days in with the muderers and theives. This is Dallas TX btw. Fuck the system. In it's loose asshole.
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Old 2010-05-26, 03:12
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I hope you didn't drop the soap. (hence the loose asshole)
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Old 2010-05-26, 08:40
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It just takes a while.

Seriously, though, this is pretty sad. Imagine if you'd died before you grew out of your 'dressing up' phase. Or, for that matter, your 'playing bass' phase.

Wish I were on 'ludes. Unfortunately I just have so much to be angry about in my regular life that I don't have the energy for it here. It's weird.


Maybe you'll grow out of that soon enough.

The 'dressing up' phase is something one never grows out of. Hate ta tell ya.
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Old 2010-05-26, 08:42
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Holy shit, fuck jail. They got me for some traffic tickets that turned to warrant status, so I got 4 days in with the muderers and theives.


Maaan that sucks. Why didn`t you just blackmail the cops?
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Old 2010-05-26, 15:06
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Last Friday night I smoked some bowls with the singer of Cephalic Carnage after Dying Fetus played a show.


Considering Cephalic usually has signs at their merch table that read "Will trade merch for weed", I wouldn't be surprised at how desperate they can get.
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Old 2010-05-26, 15:31
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Considering Cephalic usually has signs at their merch table that read "Will trade merch for weed", I wouldn't be surprised at how desperate they can get.

All I had to do to get him to smoke a couple bowls with me, was smoke a couple bowls with him.

And Dyldo, you're a fuckin' dick, and you're just fuckin' jealous. Why are you jealous? Because you're addicted to eating out fat chicks, and you penis is sick.

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Old 2010-05-26, 16:21
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And Dyldo, you're a fuckin' dick, and you're just fuckin' jealous. Why are you jealous? Because you're addicted to eating out fat chicks, and you penis is sick.
I've been telling him this for years.
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Old 2010-05-26, 18:05
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Holy shit, fuck jail. They got me for some traffic tickets that turned to warrant status, so I got 4 days in with the muderers and theives. This is Dallas TX btw. Fuck the system. In it's loose asshole.
My smilies tell a story dammit.


ah man up. you were in county lock up for 4 days. that's nothin.
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Old 2010-05-26, 22:12
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ah man up. you were in county lock up for 4 days. that's nothin.

I didn't say it was "nothin". Just sayin' the system is bullshit. And what's with the loose asshole talk. Fuck you. I didn't shower the entire time.
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Old 2010-05-26, 22:35
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I didn't say it was "nothin". Just sayin' the system is bullshit. And what's with the loose asshole talk. Fuck you. I didn't shower the entire time.


He is a Corrections Officer dumbass.

Are you uptight because your ass got untight?
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Old 2010-05-26, 23:20
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Gotta take care of those pesky tickets before you get a bench warrant issued. I can't say I'm unsympathetic, but I would say that the minor hassle of either paying a fine or going to the court date conveniently listed for you on the ticket is well worth it. It's not like they make it hard for you to avoid the whole bench warrant scenario.

mtv_is_gay: Watch it. Don't go all pissy and personal because somebody teased you (because you bragged about something totally inconsequential). That's the type of behavior I've got a hot nut for, and as much as I'd love the excuse, I'd rather you imitate a mature adult during your time here. Who knows? - maybe you'll actually contribute something useful for a change. Everybody else can get along, so please try and do the same.

LB: Phases are internal. Situations are external. When the situation changes, the 'phase' will be over.
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Old 2010-05-26, 23:29
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I didn't say it was "nothin". Just sayin' the system is bullshit. And what's with the loose asshole talk. Fuck you. I didn't shower the entire time.


I know how the shit works. I work in State Level 5 Max Security prison. The biggest one in the state too. Poor guy didn't shower, aw, that's terrible. Come to my prison where you'd probably get your food taken from you, extorted for whatever belongings they're interested in and then raped. Then after you're raped, the system doesn't let you shower because it's a crime scene and they want to keep the evidence on you for investigation. So as you sit there crying, with semen dripping out of your ass, you'll wish you did a weekend in county lockup with punks who got caught with dimebags and duis.
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