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Old 2010-04-13, 16:04
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I went to a private school from 1st-8th grade, and it was Christian run. We skimmed over the very basics around 5th or 6th grade but that was it. Then, in High School we had the "Health Class", much like Chris mentioned, except we never learned how to apply a condom. We did, however, watch a mother delivering in reverse.

I remember in middle school, during a science class about the male anatomy we were talking about semen and I just had to ask if its possible for a male to run out of semen. Boy-fucking-howdy was I relieved to hear otherwise! I could finally masturbate without a care in the world.
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Old 2010-04-13, 16:07
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The bible belt, Chris, the bible belt. They KNOW it's the stork doing it. Lurky birds.

Don't sweat it, Paddy. A rag and some chloroform can go a long way.
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Old 2010-04-13, 21:20
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Don't sweat it, Paddy. A rag and some chloroform can go a long way.
Mmm, I dunno, it's not quite the same when they're not clawing at my face.

Is anyone here familiar with this website?

http://www.itcsf.com/

My younger brother is thinking of buying a couple of things from them, but some of the prices are so heavily discounted (compared to other websites, at least) that he's a little apprehensive about it. I can't really find any info about them online. Has anyone here had any experience with them?

PHANK EWE!

EDIT: Nevermind, the fuckers don't ship to N. Ireland anyway. RACIST RICE-MUNCHERS!

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Old 2010-04-14, 10:36
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON CONDOMS!?

yeah, homemade condoms FTW
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Old 2010-04-14, 10:51
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You don't need condoms when you're as ugly as SuspendedByTheThroat.

BAM!

I'm here all week, folks. In fact, I'm here for the foreseeable future until I find a woman with sufficiency low self-esteem.
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Old 2010-04-14, 11:42
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I'm here all week, folks. In fact, I'm here for the foreseeable future until I find a woman with sufficiency low self-esteem.


So you are here for the next loooooooong time.

Anyone into Ska?
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Old 2010-04-14, 12:52
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So you are here for the next loooooooong time.

Anyone into Ska?


skatabs.com

Are you fucking kidding us, bratwurst?
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OOOOOOONE STEEEEP BEYOOOOOOND
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Old 2010-04-14, 13:54
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Are you fucking kidding us, bratwurst?


I haven`t finished, I meant SkaterKids-killing-Slam-Death-Metal
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Old 2010-04-14, 14:51
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For the most part, I hate ska. I have one or two guilty pleasures though..
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Old 2010-04-14, 15:20
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For the most part, I hate ska. I have one or two guilty pleasures though..


Me too.

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Old 2010-04-14, 16:38
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It took me around a dozen to figure out that they don't cover your balls, too.

That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read on here.

I had my sex ed hour probably about 1970. (Yes, go ahead and laugh.) It was 6th grade and the girls had it separately from the boys. For the life of me I can't remember anything about it other than they showed a film strip or transparencies. I don't even remember which. It must not have been very impressive to me although sex wasn't really on my mind then. Other than crushes and yelling at a classmate in 7th grade for pinching me on the boob when he walked past- which irritated me more than anything- I really didn't know much about it for years later. Of course, maybe that's why I can count my partners on 2 fingers. And it was because of braggarts like you losers that I never gave it up! lol I never saw a condom until my soon-to-be husband and I had sex. He was my first.
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Old 2010-04-15, 06:55
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Scooter is about the most embarrassing artist from Germany.
HYPER HYPER! HOW MUCH IS THE FISH
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Old 2010-04-15, 07:58
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HYPER HYPER! HOW MUCH IS THE FISH


LOL, Kraftwerk has some pretty ridiculous songs but they can at least pride themselves on being the grandfathers of electronic music. I forget the song titles but there's one about a pocket calculator, a "daughter date", and the autobahn.
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Old 2010-04-15, 12:26
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I`m not this familiar with the stuff Kraftwerk has released. My father has a live album of them lyin around here.
Check out Gorefests`version of "Autobahn"
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Old 2010-04-15, 14:17
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Somewhere in my vinyl archives is the album with "Autobahn" on it. Probably next to Gentle Giant.
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Old 2010-04-15, 14:53
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LOL, Kraftwerk has some pretty ridiculous songs but they can at least pride themselves on being the grandfathers of electronic music. I forget the song titles but there's one about a pocket calculator, a "daughter date", and the autobahn.


DRIVING IS FUN ON THE AUTOBAHN
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Old 2010-04-15, 18:35
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That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read on here.


You mean.. not only am I the most handsome but I'm now also the funniest? I smell 2010 mod awards with my jizz all over it.

I fucking hate night clubs. They reek of desperation and douche bags. The few times I've been dragged into one, it usually comes to some of my lamer friends giving me shit for taking the path that will get more laughs over the one that will be the best "play" when hitting on a chick. That, or some kind of guff pertaining to me having not dressed nicer ("Dude, you totally should have worn a buttoned-up shirt. I can grab you one if you want"). My logic is: "Fuck that, I'm not going to change my personality to maybe slightly increase my chances at boning this broad I'm talking to" while theirs is "Do whatever it takes to increase my chances to get this chick to go heals-to-Jesus, even if it means lying and/or temporarily turning myself into the biggest, lamest fag you've ever seen". I don't get that mentality. As juvenile of a revelation this might be, its something that I always find ringing through my head or arguing with people about: Why change yourself for a one-night stand with Jane Doe the bar hoe?
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for the sake of argument, dyldo, you can change your shirt without changing yourself. To me that shows you have a lack of confidence in your personality enough that you're afraid someone won't see you for you if you're wearing something similar to everyone else. You don't need your shirt to set you apart, what makes you unique isn't the style your wearing. There are places that dressing up a little is more appropriate, but that doesn't mean you're sacrificing your personality for it. And there's definitely nothing wrong with dressing up a little for some pussy. I'm not necessarily defending night clubs, because I hate a good portion of them as well, but I've had the clothes argument with a few of my friends and they all changed their minds when they changed the ripped and faded metal shirt for something a bit classier when we go out and they actually got female attention.
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Old 2010-04-15, 19:17
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for the sake of argument, dyldo, you can change your shirt without changing yourself. To me that shows you have a lack of confidence in your personality enough that you're afraid someone won't see you for you if you're wearing something similar to everyone else. You don't need your shirt to set you apart, what makes you unique isn't the style your wearing. There are places that dressing up a little is more appropriate, but that doesn't mean you're sacrificing your personality for it. And there's definitely nothing wrong with dressing up a little for some pussy. I'm not necessarily defending night clubs, because I hate a good portion of them as well, but I've had the clothes argument with a few of my friends and they all changed their minds when they changed the ripped and faded metal shirt for something a bit classier when we go out and they actually got female attention.


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