Tonight, some stupid kids, couldn't be older than 11, went through my check lane and bought a bunch of condoms. I was too tired to show my surprise, but seriously, wtf? I wanted to say "What the hell are you gonna use these for? An interracial gang bang during gymboree?" They were all, "Yeah, we're gonna get girls tonight." I just know their parents are gonna come by the store and yell at me, despite the fact it's not illegal to by condoms at any age. AND knowing my bosses, they'll appease the distressed moms with horny kids by writing me up.

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There were some boys in the grocery store a few years ago and I walked down the aisle while they were looking at the condoms. All but one kid left and he looked over at me and I just started snickering. He took off to go with his friends. I probably traumatized him, but I still am amused by it.

You're in sales. It wasn't illegal. Don't worry too much about it.

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You legally can't not sell it to them, so worried mothers can get fucked.

I just want to note that it's actually twice as gay if you beat them up after.

Boy, this place just got a little lighter.

Its twice as gay? As that why you broke my nose afterwards?

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He just didn't want you to smell his shit-caked cock. It was a courtesy nose-breaking, and it was the least he could do under the circumstances.

Cool artwork, heavy music. I like it!

Thanks def! It could just be me not getting on here much, but I don't think I've seen you around in quite a while!

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I'm around every now and then, like a stray cat on vodka.

Hahaha have you heard that some dudes are about to force the state GB to arrest the pope on his next visit due to the childabusing scandal?

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON CONDOMS!?

maybe cause not all of us want to have 13 little trailer rats running around.

and @ CTL: I bet they were just buying them for a practical joke or something. I doubt any 11 year old is having sex, yet alone thinking about it. No need for us 20 year old+ virgins to feel bad that a kid is getting more game

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Amen to that. I don't even think 11-year-old kids have the requisite haemoglobin to circumvent the need to "thumb one in", as it were. At least, none of the 11-year-olds I know has ever gotten an erection, even when I've shown them my freshly shorn trouser-cabbage.

Best thread title in years.

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hey, you guys don't need to hate on some 11 year olds because they get more snatch than you do

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They're gonna use them all up just trying to get them on...

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It took me around a dozen to figure out that they don't cover your balls, too.

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hahahaha it only took me 10, amateur!

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We get sex ed and video taped instructions showing the procedure with a dildo. After all these years, I'm still not sure we're better off than you trial-and-error-guys.

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I was very surprised to learn that they don't show kids everywhere how to do this. They taught us everything in the 5th grade, again in the 7th, then again in the 8th and even more in depth in high school. It was called "health class" and it was great. They showed us how to put on condoms using a banana when I was 14. It worked. Well, I actually forgot to pinch the tip, but luckily the woman didn't.

I made a joke the other day about testicles looking like eggs rather than balls and, apparently, my 13 year old cousin didn't know that. Now, sure, I'm glad she hadn't already found out first hand, but there shouldn't be a 13 year old in the country that doesn't already know what balls look like.

We learned in school what a vagina looked like when I was 10. Sure, the best magazine I had read at that point showed me when I was 8, but not every kid has that benefit.

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I honestly can't remember being taught how to slip on a condom, and I'm almost certain that the only images we saw of cocks and pussies in class were colour drawings in biology books. My dad gave my younger brother and I a (wait for it) proper talk one day, although by that stage my older brother's extensive video collection had already answered many of my questions, and indeed inspired many more which still haunt me to his day.

We had one sex education class when I was in my second or third year of high school, I was about 13-years-old at the time. It lasted about an hour, and consisted of video showing a bearded 1970s man and his fat wife telling us about love and involuntary erections, drawing the need-to-see stuff on a big page in felt-tip pen. After that the teacher fielded questions, most of which were about wanking. It was fucking hilarious, but I'm not sure how much I learnt from it, except that two or three of my classmates were likely to become career sex offenders in later life.

I was a little concerned about the egginess of my nuts for a while, because no one had explained to me that they weren't supposed to be perfectly spherical. This is the kind of misunderstanding which comes about if your only source of anatomical information is the crude cock-and-ball drawings on your friend's history book.

Luckily I've never had to put my mangled knowledge of lovemaking to practical use, but I imagine it'll be a fucking laugh riot when I do.