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Old 2009-12-24, 21:13
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I didn't know he had all those guns! When he asked if I wanted to see a 22 long I laughed hysterically and ran out of the room with tears in my eyes. I never went back.

Hahahaha
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2010-01-18, 17:04
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* Most Irritating Member: I'd have to say that I have the most irritating member, what with all of the puss and itching n'all.

* Least Irritating N00b: There was a guy who registered here then quickly vanished again, and he promised me a vast treasure trove of free OEM software, cock-pills and all the pornography I could watch. I miss jjrrx24 terribly, and I can only hope that he got my credit card details in time for his African uncle's funeral.

* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch: Dystopia. He's the man we love to hate, because he makes it so fucking easy for us. I wish he'd abandon this pretence of being dislikeable and just admit that he wants oodles of my noodle with plenty of hot sauce and a cream doughnut for afters.

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* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole: Bunny actually owns a Nazi SS uniform, complete with nipple clamps and a built-in retractable 44" dildo which she never spits on no matter how loud the squeaks become. She's also pretty unreasonable when it comes to dressing my gaping rectal wounds and notifying my family that I'll be in the hospital ass ward for the next 2 weeks being reassembled by a crack team *ba dum, tish* of anal surgeons.

* Most attractive: Chris, for his oiled bronzeness and general Adonis-like penetrative adeptness. Once you go black you'll never go back to wearing regular underwear.

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* Best Signature: Pretty much any signature which quotes some of my awesome potato wisdom.

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: Bia. Just when I start to form delusional romantic attachments to women I barely know and in fact fear, they fuck off!

* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.: TruthDevoid for all of those photoshopped pictures he's posted here showing him with biceps and the like. We all know you got Polio at age 4 and have been sliding your bony ass around town in a modified shopping cart ever since.

* Most likely to go to hell: Yeah, thanks fellas. Just a shame that I'll most likely see the majority of you down there, too, what with you all being child molesters and granny fuckers. HA!

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* Best Flaming of 2009: I don't know about that, but I do know that JoeYngVai is the biggest flaming faggot that's ever had his cock sucked by an Irishman (who definitely isn't homoMcSexual - it's not gay if you beat them up afterwards).

* Biggest Cunt: I love all peoples of all races, sexes and creeds, but fuck me Gomli is a complete and total cunt.
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Old 2010-01-18, 18:11
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* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.: TruthDevoid for all of those photoshopped pictures he's posted here showing him with biceps and the like. We all know you got Polio at age 4 and have been sliding your bony ass around town in a modified shopping cart ever since.

Ahahaha
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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Old 2010-01-18, 21:05
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That's more like it! LOL! I started laughing with the first award
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Old 2010-01-18, 21:13
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hahahhaahaha! Paddy that was great!
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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Old 2010-01-18, 21:44
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Paddy that was great!
*Lights up a cigarette* there's plenty more where that came from, baby. Just bear with me while I chow down on a few blocks of mature cheddar (gotta rearm the torpedo tube).
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Old 2010-01-19, 10:41
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*Lights up a cigarette* there's plenty more where that came from, baby. Just bear with me while I chow down on a few blocks of mature cheddar (gotta rearm the torpedo tube).


Wooow anyone else noticed that there are so many other ways to say "Suck my pisstube and swallow my cum bitch"?
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