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Old 2009-12-19, 06:20
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we need to have a hottub brofest. god, that would be so hot. and not hot as in hot water.

Sounds erotic to me
Just wait until you see my chest carpet glistening in the water... you'll lose control!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-12-19, 07:02
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Old 2009-12-19, 09:31
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Haha.

I'll say it again just so people don't get the wrong idea, that photo is not me
I have chest hair, but Christ! Not that much!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-12-19, 11:23
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Old 2009-12-19, 11:57
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I'll say it again just so people don't get the wrong idea, that photo is not me
I have chest hair, but Christ! Not that much!


Do you really think the people here are so stupid? Holy fuck
And we already had this pic in the caption thread so...
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Old 2009-12-19, 14:54
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* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - That scrawny, sniveling, twatly, kangaroo-fucking runt of a bitch, Jimberly. Where did that smelly pussy go? Not that anyone misses him. I SURE DON'T!
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - I'll go with Dystopia again. Not that he has portrayed an overly macho image, but Jesus, when you're that much of a pussy you should parade yourself around as a woman just to avoid confusion. His sweet ass pro-America, anti-Beatles tirade also factors in here.
* Most likely to go to hell - Obviously Paddy. Can you imagine the charges they have him up on right now? I have a massive boner just thinking about what they know he's done, nevermind what they don't. I'm even thinking of picking up a midget myself, because of that wanker. I wonder where you can find one cheap?

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* Best Flaming of 2009 - Response to Dystopia's America rant and general existence.
* Biggest Cunt - Dyldo, just because. My favorites are his late night, drunken soliloquies, but even as fucked up as those are, he manages to be more coherent and logical than most of you idiots. Nonetheless, what a raging, smelly, yeast infected cunt this creature is. It's impressive to behold.
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Old 2009-12-19, 18:52
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blitz, I am really sad that is not actually you in that pic.


corrected that
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Old 2009-12-20, 09:44
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* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - FBS, I heard he went to one of those spin classes and ended up in intensive care... poor guy just couldn't handle it...
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - Chris. He's actually not even black OR hispanic. His further claims to watermelon eating records and superiority in physical sports will be ignored
* Most likely to go to hell - Paddy. Explanation unnecessary.

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* Best Flaming of 2009 - Easily Timefaggon, given it actually was this year.
* Biggest Cunt - The_Execrator. You can walk in and out of it without even bumping your head
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Old 2009-12-20, 13:30
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* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - PST because he's SOLELY responsible for the Dystopia avatar and signature attacks (according to Dystopia)

Yep, that was me. I have that much free time, which is why I also post so much.

That said, I do think I should win that award, and as a campaign for doing so, I propose I round up everybody who doesn't vote for me and put them in labor camps in obscure parts of Poland, where they will slowly be worked to death. Everybody who does vote for me will summarily be shot after the election is over, resulting in a much quicker, cleaner death. The choice is yours.

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Old 2009-12-20, 13:35
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That's more like it!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2009-12-20, 19:47
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Yep, that was me. I have that much free time, which is why I also post so much.

That said, I do think I should win that award, and as a campaign for doing so, I propose I round up everybody who doesn't vote for me and put them in labor camps in obscure parts of Poland, where they will slowly be worked to death. Everybody who does vote for me will summarily be shot after the election is over, resulting in a much quicker, cleaner death. The choice is yours.
That's true, you are singlehandedly responsible for all of those avatars and sigs and were, in fact, the only mod to take part in that shameful activity. Well, maybe Paddy, I forgot he was also blaming Paddy for a while.
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Old 2009-12-21, 14:25
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It definitely couldn't have been Chris because he's been exceptionally busy advertising live in my e-mail's inbox window. Every time I go on he's there! He's like one of those British guards that never moves.. I forget what they're called. The Taliban or something.
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Old 2009-12-22, 04:36
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* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - Rezednenznesez. Fuck him. All of him. And there's a lot of him.
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* Best Avatar - Dystopia. I refuse to accept any moderator input.
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* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence - Half the forum: BoC, BLS, Power Soft Error, Jarrod plus those tardy excuses FBS and PST.
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* Best Flaming of 2009 - The iwrestledabearonce thread.
* Biggest Cunt - Tough, but Dydlo was fisted by Andre The Giant and lived to tell the tale.
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Old 2009-12-22, 06:40
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blitz, I hate you.

lolwutdidido?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-12-22, 10:25
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THIS!!! And I still hate you. Gawd, that's probably some guy I dated in high school. Now I hate you even more.

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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2009-12-22, 13:34
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Gawd, that's probably some guy I dated in high school.


. . . whoa!
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Old 2009-12-22, 20:47
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THIS!!! And I still hate you. Gawd, that's probably some guy I dated in high school. Now I hate you even more.


You dated my father?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-12-22, 21:08
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I didn't know he had all those guns! When he asked if I wanted to see a 22 long I laughed hysterically and ran out of the room with tears in my eyes. I never went back.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2009-12-24, 17:42
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I can only hope to look half as sexy as Blitz does someday. As well as half as strong as Chris does, i've noticed him in many ads around the internet lately. How much do you get paid, if you don't mind me asking?
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Old 2009-12-24, 18:54
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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